dear_mun | Feb. 19th, 2012

Feb. 19th, 2012

Dear You:

How much me is too much? Why can't you ever torture someone else for a change? I'm tired of being your...

Your butt monkey.

And I know this is how you show love, or so you claim, but enough is enough.

-Joe Gibken, Gokai Blue

Current Mood: frustrated

se19754t

So, ye're goin' to try this again, Mun? Didn't end so well fer us last time, but I've got t'admire yer tenacity, if anythin'. Nae like I've ever let a bit of a bad spot keep me daen.

What's that? Ye're reworkin' a lot a yer headcanon? Tha's not a bad idea; havin' a bit more maturity an' perspective does that to a person. Besides, some a what ye had before was just a wee bit ridiculous, if ye ask me. Besides, change is good! Especially seein' as if it weren't fer change I'd still be stuck on that iceball of a planet.

Ye might want t'rewatch the movie again, by the by. An' dinnae give me any a that, "Oh, but my brother lost it," excuse. Nae like you canna just borrow it or somethin'.

I am most certainly nae suggestin' ye pirate it! There ye go again, with yer ridiculous ideas. Honestly, wha' am I goin' t'do with you?

skirtcladgunner

You know, I've done really well with just letting your crazy ideas unfold. You can't deny that, can you? For the most part, I've kept my mouth shut with the stupid 'shippy' things you've put me and Jeb through.

But the idea of you making Elise go through those games makes me sincerely wish that I could throttle you. The idea of having any of my sisters go through that is bad enough, but Elise? What are you thinking?

Oh, and by the way? Knowing the Riddler was watching did not make me feel any better about falling apart like I did. Especially since it was a stupid thing to cry over...

punchingit

I would say 'long time, no see', but I don't think it strictly counts if I've just been hanging around your headspace collecting dust and debris. Why didn't you wait another few months? I would have started to fossilize by then, I'm sure.

In all fairness, though, don't you think it might be beneficial to at least take a glance at my canon source before trying to play me again? Alternate Universe or not, some similarities are expected.

Good luck,

Lt. Hikari Sulu
USS Enterprise

digophelia

For someone who is so unusually superstitious about the witching hour, must I ask what you're doing right now? I doubt peppermint loose leaf tea was the best thing to drink not even an hour ago. Mundane, I don't really believe in spirits and such or any other folklore, but I suggest if you're feigning off sleep, perhaps you could put your time to better use? Rather than look up things regarding spirits? You're only making your nonsensical paranoia worse.

Such as your so-called "application" to that dreadful

scorched? Or finally give me something worth my time in that damnable game?

I don't like to be kept waiting, especially since you've taken such a shine to me.

I can't believe you're still assertive of the witching hour's validity.

stockholmless

I don't really understand the joke of the..."user name", Mademoiselle.

cuteisawayoflife

Okay, so I can get your doing this cause you just rewatched the whole series and you're on a "kick". But I dunno, it just seems kinda pointless. People don't do serious one-series games anymore and dressing rooms are so four years ago, so all that's left is musebox threads, memes and those scary crossover games where everyone goes to a strange world or something.

I guess memes wouldn't be such a bad thing, as long as you didn't put me in the ones where there's sex, cause I am so not ready.

And do something about the icons that you made that aren't my default! They look so plain!

asklepios

I see any number of logistical flaws in your planned 'outing'. Most importantly, he does not have a key.

[ she's just saying. ]

gandere

Mun, what do you mean we're not actually in love? That it was all just some stupid wish, no, a stupid trick!? I made him dinner! Did you not stop to consider the results of your ignorant decision on my love life?

Speaking of your awful decisions.. I'm in a torture facility and the best wish you can come up with for me is that I want a puppy? Well, it's true I wanted that stupid AI to eat her words and that it was an impossible thing I could never get with my own hands--no, I won't let you sit here and convince me otherwise!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go spend this next week cursing the game and everything else you've set up for this next week of this stupid hell.

badgeflashing

... I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. Really.

(The next time I have to hear about feeeeeeelings, I swear...)

last_heiress

( Troll text below )

virtualunknown

Mundane...

A musical event pops up and this is the first song you can think of for me?

...

Remind me why I put up with you again? I really do not want to have to explain that to her.

Current Mood: irritated

interpolate

Dearest Munsie,

Clear out a room, darling, I have arrived! I know you know hardly anything about me, excepting that I am gorgeous, with a flawless fashion sense... and that I am a designated villain of course. Big deal, you love that fabulous fop with the shawl (may he rest in peace), right?

Let me level with you, sugar. I have been lurking for weeks, waiting for the perfect moment to present myself. And I know you're sick of being stuck in your bitty brain with only the ponytailed pretty boy for company (put the swords away, sweetheart, you're not fooling anyone).

So... maybe your welcome could be a little more gracious?

Mwah.

Ciao, bella!

~Enter

Current Mood: hyper

whoscratchedme

I'm actually kind of speechless right now. This lock-down inside your head is horrifying. Especially since you've been playing those Silent Hill games lately and imagining your own 'demons' up here. I'm feeling a sense of doom from those dark evil forces, so maybe you could take a break from these video games for a while? That'd be great. If you would put me anywhere else, find me a ghost town and give me a camera.

Do you think you could find me somewhere with a lot of paranormal activity someday? Or am I trapped in this dark and spooky head-space forever?

runningwild

Yeah, I think we both know you're not actually sending me anywhere.

And by the way, I'm not a mess. I'm making up for lost time.

...I wonder if she's here, though. Normally I wouldn't want to see her again, but it might be fun to meet her if she was used to the other me. How'd you put it again? Canon?

Speaking of that one, I'm more different from her than you think.

marked_as_prey

Mun,

I know that it's the first time I've spent it away from Hokuto-chan since we were small, but I'm not sure grandmother would approve of so many people finding out about our birthday. I had only planned on letting Kamui know, since we're twins in his world, and Serenity.

It will be nice to get to spend it with everyone though, so I guess it's alright. I wonder who all is going to be at the party though? Seishirou will be there hopefully, and probably Kakyou and Hinoto since they live there. Sorata seems like he would enjoy a party though I haven't heard from him lately. Ruca doesn't seem like he likes crowds but I really hope that he shows up too, and I'm not sure about Lilly or Mary.

I think it would have been nice if Subaru and Hokuto-chan were there too, so we could all have celebrated together. I'm sure Kamui misses him even if I'm there. But Seishirou said that she's fine, so I'm sure that she'll be alright.

Happy birthday Nee-san.

tree_puncher

Dear Mun,

By Notch do I hate how lazy you are Mun, I mean, just HOW long did it take you to get me an avatar? Yeah, too long... And boy was it fast once you realized how to get it. Personally I think I could use better. But that's not important. What IS important is getting me to that End Poem. Why are you even thinking of such distractions like these odd games when you've yet to get really anywhere close to finding the End Portal and get us to that Enderdragon fight.

At lest when you play my worlds I forget you even exist. Like that feeling a lot more then knowing about you here. Really just quit with these silly stupid ideas of Role Playing with me and just get back to the real important stuff... Like getting me to The End. No, I'm not going to ever stop harping you about that. I don't understand how you don't see the importance of getting there.

Get me to The End,
Steve?

madpuppeteer

Dear Mun,

You certainly seem rather exuberant today. What's the occasion, my dear? Have you finally gained what you've sought for the last few months?

...I see. You have.

Judging by the excitement in your tone, I take it I won't get any rest today. Therefore, where are you sending me off to now? I already know you've grown rather "bored of that other game now that Hazama has departed. However, how adamant are you about shipping me off to some "demonic bath house?"

Don't I get a say in this matter? I don't? You're quite the rude one.

-

Relius Clover

carbonnadsat

So here we are again. Let's keep this short and simple. You fuck up and there'll be no body left for the dogs.

You're getting another chance, girl. I suggest that you don't waste it. Find me an entertaining game.

Well? Get to it. I've wasted enough time with this little chat.

sandwormie

...Whaat? Mun. I have never had any "big brother figures". I don't need one, I'm fine with just older friends.

Biggs? I don't know. What's the difference between being good friends and being like brothers? Yeah, you don't know either... [he smiles faintly] 'Two shooting stars that can't be stopped'. He knows how much I hated people calling meteors that, when I was little. [Fondly] He's a jerk sometimes. I miss him.

So, weren't you thinking about doing something with him, for the event? I know I'm getting off world before... you know... but this would end before that.

subtleties

Dear Mundane,

I'm not entirely sure what you hope to accomplish with this, or how you think this will actually help solve the problem of our missing king. I know you're excited that with him, you'll have a complete, as you say, "pre-fall-of-Radiant-Garden" cast for museboxing, whatever it is that means, but that doesn't mean making hasty movements such as writing open letters and hoping he'll respond. Please, have some semblance of sense.

Sincerely,
Xehanort

P.S. Why is this being sent as an open letter...?

obadiahstane

Obadiah Stane migratted onto a new world and he walked into the room with hands behind his back. He has a suite on a he and asked for where Stark is at the moment.
"Find his coordinats" ObadiahStane yelled to the people at the computer.
He would find Stark and make him pay

OOC note I just moved here from LiveJournal and am confused Please forgive that.

barebacking

I doubt any of them would be happy if that were to occur. So I fear that I must decline the offering. I have my hands full -- as the saying goes -- with convincing others of my rational state of mind.

It is far easier to say that the day simply got to me rather than allow them to keep and hold the knowledge of my ... weakness. After all, madness does have its own black mark, and I'd rather people felt they need not fear a blade slipping into their flesh whilst around me. Not that this is never a possibility, but it need not be one that people should know about. It certainly is not the type of conversation to have around polite company. Is that not right?

So, let us handle that little issue first.

obadiahstane

Suddenly then a big Robot came crashing in. The mysteriouse Robot looked mean and he had a plasma laser cannon about to shoot every one. He hovere'd in the air and he said "I demand to know where STark is now".

preacher_man

So what now?

You take me out of my universe and you're still not sure what to do with me. Still I suppose it's a blessing that Marctavious isn't in this universe. It might make this situation bearable knowing I don't have to worry about him finding me.

oneslickedison

Mun Darling,

... what do you mean you don't have a flipping clue on what to do with me?!

Please stop imagining me with cat ears. You know they're of no practical use, and it's just frivilous thought-wasting exercises.

C'mon. You're more creative than this. I'm more creative than this.

You'll think of something. You always do.

Sincerely,

Howard, who is not going to become a feline-person. It's stale as five day old bread.

if_its_a_boy

Well, mun, it certainly has been a while. You've been so busy these past few months. Moving to Dreamwidth, trying out new muses, even getting Ace in another game! I'm so glad you're having fun, just try not to put too much on your plate, all right? You still have school to finish, and please don't worry yourself so much about college. You'll be fine, I'm sure you will. You're a strong girl, go and live your dream.

[...] A-ah, well... [Her face dims a bit.] I would like... to see Ace again. But I'm not sure if he's around much. You said you haven't seen him around much, other than your own. If I... that is... it's a bit embarrassing, but just seeing that he's well and alive is more than enough for me.

pastless

You can't be serious.

You've already sent me to a place where the goal is my corruption, and now you want to send me into space?

I'm glad I apparently amuse you so - though this wasn't quite what I had in mind. That's not even getting into how impossible it would be for me to be two places at once. You have school. You have other priorities to keep straight.

Really, you should at least let me get acclimated to one place before throwing me into another.

eightfold

Wow, what a DORK.

spectra

Really, I appreciate the effort and everything but you really couldn't come up with a more creative username than my name? As much as I like seeing it everywhere like it should be I was thinking of something more subtle. Maybe you could have gone for a pun or something, don't we just love puns around here? (Gag me.)

Anyway I don't actually want my name attached to everything I write because what if I need to do something anonymously, you know like release some vital information that I wouldn't necessarily want tracked back to me because some ghouls just can't handle freedom of speech? It's just responsible journalism to make sure everyone knows some necessary facts about their fellow student bodies but nobody here appreciates my sense of integrity. Maybe I should have two accounts, in fact I think you should get on that right away.

If you want I could write that application for you though, I mean I've only been here a few days and I already know everything there is to know about that ghoul. It was simple really, I mean if monsters don't want me to know about them they should really not leave their diaries in public places like underneath their mattresses.

hearschoppers

This is all real nice of you, ma'am, honest. And you even gave me a name that didn't make fun of me! [ Aww yes, score. ] I know you're only playing around right now, but it's kind of- well, this is a lot like going A.W.O.L., isn't it?

A lot less like a lot like and a lot more like actually, actually, and I think you're gonna think about wanting to send me somewhere. I just know it. I'm sorry, but I can't really agree to that. Why, I already got sent to Korea, and, uh, I think we should wait for that to wear off before any of this other stuff, don't you? The army was here first, after all- it's only fair.

... Okay, I'll see you when you get done turning this thing off and back on.

[ 8I ]

Well I'm right here, of course I know what you're thinking about.

charring

I can't believe you're actually going to go through with this. Really? Really?! I'm sorry but what's wrong with you?

I don't want to die via gorgon in the desert rescuing, of all people, Ed. Ken, I'm fine with. I adore Ken. Ken is family.

Ed tried to kill me three times. What are you doing?

[...]

Well, that's a bullshit reason to kill me off. CR development? Really? God, I hate you.

youhavebeenswindled

"Extreme lengths"?

Oh silly Mun! You must know that there is no such thing as "extreme lengths" when it comes to customer satisfaction! Now what kind of businessmech would I be if I gave a promise to a valued customer and failed to deliver? Yes, a typical one, very nice Mun, but I like to think that I'm beyond the typical. It's too bad that my earlier attempts to obtain the plans have failed, but when at first you don't succeed, try try again, am I right?

Suuuure there's going to be some... unforeseeable collateral damage. But everything will be fine in the long run correct?

I don't like how nosy that pony is though, something should be done about her~

magicianofwords

Hey! Hey Mun!

So you've taken an interest in playing me. I can't say I blame you, I mean I am one the COOLEST characters if I do say myself. Nyehehe.

Now, where are the others? I've been meaning to settle the score on them.

ideaofamerica

So let me get this straight. You want to send me off to some space station, away from my team, with no way back, in the middle of everything that's going on right now?

You know that's crazy, right?

Yeah, I get that this world is insanely complicated to explain, but if you keep letting that intimidate you out of writing, you'll never get anything done. Which, might be a good thing for me anyway.

Whatever, just give me a call when you need samples. In the meantime, I have more important things to take care of.

heros_shadow

How about ....

NO.

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Location: Starbucks

beepbeepmeeow

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HERE?
OH?
SO ALL YOUR LAME NOOK SUCKING FRIENDS ARE LEAVING YOUR LITTLE FEMININE GRUB GAME.
THAT'S THE REASON YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
HEY, LOOK OVER HERE CAN YOU SEE ME.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
ME BEING A LEADER WITH A TEAM OF ASSHOLES WHO DEPEND ON MY LEADERSHIP!
DID YOU FORGET MY MATESPRIT AND I HAVE A EVER GLUED PRESENCE IN THAT VORTEX!
IF YOU THINK THAT FOR ONE RAGING THUMPING SECOND I WOULD LEAVE HER BEHIND YOU ARE OFF YOUR GROUNDS SEAT!
I LEFT MY MOIRAIL BEHIND, I WILL NOT LEAVE HER!
SO HERE IS MY MESSAGE TO YOU 'MUNDANE.'
IN THIS CULTURE I AM YOUR CREATOR, THUS YOUR GOD.
YOU WILL NOT LEAVE THIS GAME AS LONG AS MY RUMP HAS AN EVER PRESENT GLOW THERE.
THAT IS A DIRECT LEADER ORDER!
GO CRACK THE EGG OF BEGINNINGS ON SOME OTHER POOR UNFORTUNATE WASTELAND.
I STAY.
I COULD TRY AND CARE A SMIDGEN FOR THAT OTHER CREATURE YOU PLACED THERE, BUT THAT WOULD BE WASTING BOTH OR OUR WHATEVER TIME WE ARE ALREADY USING IN THIS UNIVERSE.
BY THIS POINT THAT CREAMCICLE CAN DISSOLVE INTO THE LACK OF PURPOSE HE ALREADY HAD!
AND A CASUL FUCK TO YOU TOO!

markedbeloved

... Where is Sirius. Find him. Now.

ourmotherskeeper

How dare you? Oh how DARE you take sweet Cicero from his mother?! Mother needs care! She needs dusting and oiling and speaking and NO ONE knows how to do it like I do!

Let Cicero go. Let Cicero go BACK to Mother and the new Listener, or you'll PAY for this! PAAAAAAAAAY!

Oh, don't worry, Mother. Sweet, loyal Cicero will be back soon. You won't have to be without your Keeper for long, oh no.

sharktits

You decided on this rather quickly.

Don't regret it.

gleans

Nope, I'm being chill about this. Look how fucking chill I am. It's not like that portrait even surprised me -- and looking at it objectively, it's kinda cool. So there.

Sure, this week is gonna suck, but at least nobody's dying this time. I'm good at riddles, come the fuck at me.

Galen

ekanstongue

I think you're a little late to the party, mate. You do realize you'll never be able to use this account at any other game, right?

[Sigh]

Well, if you're sure. By the way, what is a Pokémon anyway? ...don't give me that look, the games don't come out for another three years. Remember?

lowkeyinaminor

I agree, it would be a great deal easier if you had her write all of everyone's posts for you.

[Pause.]

Oh! And yes, /yawn

dolphinscry

[. . .]

Mun!

nathananthonypetrelli

... You ENJOYED seeing me getting taken down a few pegs by half the people in that place.

You SADIST.

(And I still think he's wet behind the ears. So there.)

And you can stop laughing now, I don't think ANY of this was very funny.

On that note, you can get THAT idea out of your little head. It's never, ever going to happen to me. I can take it, all the craziness around here, I'm going to be FINE. Fine, I tell you.

...Fine.

((Our Nate is cracking up around the edges, people. If he loses it completely at some point soon, it should come as no suprise.))

Current Mood: annoyed

adamoradena

This is my kinda girl. Now fucking do something with me so I can hit that. Over and over again.

And if you even think about coming near me with that damn skirt and wig again, we're gonna have a problem. We fucking clear?

baby_penguin

First off, I don't like that John Hart guy. He's just plain crude. He's like Puck, if Puck happened to lean every way sexually possible. I don't care how much your River Song voice likes him, keep me far away.

Second, I'm really glad you've decided I'll be making pamphlets for the Welcome Center. Pamphlets that deal with sensitive matters in a fun, informative, and interesting way.

Third, I really hope Santana and Brittany show up like they plan to. We could definitely use more on team gay at Atia. ~~And I sort of miss Santana's sassy attitude~~.

Also, I know you like to make my like a living hell, but I'm glad you let Blaine be the one to....well you know. Five months on a sex island while being a virgin seems impossible, but I managed to hold out for my soul mate.

As for the show's events, you should really canon update me sometime soon.

dragonemperor

So, thou seekest to summon us into one of thy games? We have no time for such frivolity, mortal. But if thy heart be set, find somewhere worthy of our attentions.

...no, that hotel is not an acceptable choice. We suggest thou thinkest harder.

thelittlebullet

You know, mundane, you've had most of my application written for a week and now it's been two days and you're just overloading on my canon, but you've only written a paragraph. I think maybe that is' a sign that I shouldn't be going to that weird city.

I don't need to see Mitchell, and if George is coming and he's from back then all it's going to do is break my heart. All this is going to mean is more angst and vampire bullshit.

No. No. Doors and being in peace, Kim. Let it be at that.

mindthesnakes

I know, you feel guilty wanting her in more than one game, but clearly, you’re the only one with that issue. As you so kindly keep reminding everyone.

Get over it.

like_a_stampede

I don't see why you're asking me why I'm back. I enjoyed being dead, it's less stressful.

Just do what you're going to do with me and get it over with. We'll both be happier that way.

therosensaint

You're so bad on getting your friend to play him. [Shakes head] And your smile is freaking me out!

talented_tongue

Well the good thing about being a Xenolinguist is that I can say 'Not interested' in several different languages and dialects. It's pretty helpful on the rare occasion I find myself at a bar. Well, usually.

I don't know why you picked that name for me. You're as bad as Kirk. It's tongue, vocal cords, tone, and pitch that make up one's ability to speak. Not just the tongue.

So, I assume you have some sort of plan for me here?

nukeoleptic

( Cut for courier. )

datpussy

Oh miss mun~

I'm feeling a little.. frisky. Where can a girl like me find some fun?

[Fun as in, robbing a store and hoping a certain Bat will come along that she can taunt and tease like he's her next meal.]

light_in_the_darkness

Look mun, I'm only here because you're saying Jackie is here. I'm still hesitant about trusting you but it isn't like I have too much choice in the matter. He just better be here.

parallellism

So you're a mundane. And I'm a puppet? I don't like that word. I can do more than you.

I'm not mundane, but maybe you're the puppet.

lovesgod

Pretty sure I don't have a say in this, but the last thing I want is a family reunion.

Okay, I guess the cage is worse.

.... but not by much. And all those Winchesters. Really? Twice as many is four too much. Come on.

bootsmadeforkilling

Dear mun...

Please stop making me post in that stripper meme on Baker Street. It's demeaning... My brother will kill you if he finds out...

I'm starting to doubt your interest in my well-being.

- Lenalee

accidentalrebellion

You're worse than them.

sorcery_fledgling

I know, I know! A deal's a deal: you find me a game with castmates and I stop complaining about being stuck at Sex Island. I remember, and you kept your end of the deal so I'll keep mine. I guess it's not completely bad there, anyway. The whole premise and the collars stink, but I think I'll make some nice friends. Though... I really do miss Squall and the others. A part of me wants them there but a part of me knows they're better off staying away.

But I guess that's what that other game is for, right? I'm really excited to see Squall and Selphie there, so you better do a good job on that application!

[Or the mun will be in for a ferocious amount of scratching.]

goodboy

OH~~ Munny, you decided to play with me a little! Does that mean Tobi gets to play in one of your RolePlay Games, too? We're going to have to do a lot of canon review if Tobi is going to be played right. I hope SENPAI doesn't mind!

unseenchaos

Why have you not come to find me in my new home? I live in two places and your face does not appear in either.

Noel told me that you have passed on but that is impossible.

wouldciteregulation

You already 'play' one Vulcan. I see no purpose in, as you put it, 'collecting' another.

My place is in Starfleet, you have acknowledged that. It would be logical to allow me to continue my work on Enterprise. I'm certain you'll find other amusements.

Or need I remind you that my work is primarily in the science division, and that physics has a tendency to give you a headache?

dreamsonwings

...you need to stop. I'm already in two places so maybe you need to think this over a little.

And what's this about Klunk talking with Marco-san about something?

biding

--huh?

What do you mean, go somewhere? Like with other b-- [--oh? oh, no. vehement head shake.] No, thanks. I'm really all right as it is.

Even if you say I won't have to worry about things, I've gotta wonder about that.

(also probable spoilers here, him being after bbl and all :>)

doctorhart

Can I just say something? I didn't get through medical school without learning a thing or two - and I'm not talking about medical stuff here, I'm talking about university in general.

Look I get it, I wouldn't want to write about the oral and vernacular vs the literature tradition of, sorry what was his name? That Scottish poet? Whatever, I wouldn't want to write it either. But look at you. You are so close to graduating and finishing your degree. I know procrastinating is way more fun, trust me I've been there, but do you really want to pull an all nighter to finish this? And as a doctor, I really shouldn't be recommending.

Just, take it from me. Put on some calming music, get yourself some tea, and get on it. You can get through this, I know you can.

And then after that...can you do something with me? You know for helping you through this trying time and everything? A game, a thread - something?

dancingmadly

What do you think you're doing with me? Weak little coward, I refuse to become some puppet for you, your soul isn't even worth my time. If I can't even kill you to brighten my mood then what am I meant to do? Don't tell me I'll have to busy myself picking off these other creatures running around in this headspace...

[Suddenly brightening now-!]

Now that sounds like a good idea! The perfect little toys, all trapped in a box and waiting to be played with! Sounds like fun. There are some pretty strong people in here too, so this might be really interesting too! Swish!

[...]

Ah! But-but I must wonder, is that dear sweet Pyrrha anywhere inside this mind of yours? Unlike you she's a lot more entertaining! Find her for me won't you? I would look myself but being trapped in here means I cannot. Oh, and then our dilemma starts over doesn't it~? Aheh~!

I think we have issues.

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