poooossibly going to sirenspull

[deepfriedcrack]

Look, we both know you're in over your head. You have absolutely no plans here, and face it, you're already struggling. I've got better things to do than sit around and placate your ass.

Last time I checked, the plans already gone done. Sam already falls for my moves, and I get stabbed by my own weapon. So yeah, that smarts a bit. But you want to up and take me to Canada? To play with Crowley?

Ugh, no thanks. No for all the Winchesters crammed in that sad little world.

Lucifer has his perks though.

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[momchester]

[Mary isn't saying anything. Just polishing her shotgun. :)

Yes, those are salt rounds.]

[deepfriedcrack]

This time bullshit has to stop. Where's Azazel when you need him?

[Does she look like she's shaking in her boots?]

[momchester]

Dead.

[deepfriedcrack]

Well that makes three of us, sister.

[momchester]

At least I was avenged. How's oblivion treating you?

[deepfriedcrack]

Doesn't matter much. You're just as dead as I am. Dead is dead is dead. Can't bring you back either.

[magnetic_magpie]

[...Oh the plotting.]

Little world is right.

[deepfriedcrack]

So I've heard from the brainiac and vampire up here.

[magnetic_magpie]

I'm not sure they even understand.

[deepfriedcrack]

The girl running the show thinks she does.

OH GOD KIMMIE I'M SO SORRY.

[magnetic_magpie]

She's a Human she has no idea.

[integrity]

How cute, it thinks I play with arrogant pissants who deserved what they got coming to them.

[deepfriedcrack]

That's what she thinks. Like I have any inclination to go near you. [Because you could smite her and she knows it.]

[integrity]

Wise decision.

[Ugh. He loathes your existence. Seriously. Lilith dying and Lucifer rising was half your fault, you dumbass.]

It's aggravating, when plans don't come to fruition. Isn't it?

[deepfriedcrack]

And so much better when they do, don't you think?

[integrity]

Absolutely.

I think that every single day as I ponder how Lucifer is in the cage and I now have his penthouse suite.

You being dead is also a bonus. I was tired of your screeching.

[thelightbringer]

I'm the lone bright spot in all this chaos again, hm?

[magnetic_magpie]

[He gets to poke her with a stick riiiiiiiiiiiiight? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?]

[thelightbringer]

[NO. This is his daughter, he loves-- hahaha ok yes. Just pretend Lucifer doesn't condone it.]

[magnetic_magpie]

[He said 'poke with a stick' not 'maim, torture, kill'...]

[thelightbringer]

[This is one of Lucifer's most loyal, ok, escalation runs in the family.]

[deepfriedcrack]

Always. Releasing you was the highlight of my existence. Although banging your true vessel wasn't so bad either.

[thelightbringer]

He's not bad when he's hopped up on go juice, is he?

[Swallowing bile. Swallowing it back. Smiling.]

[deepfriedcrack]

Pity he's all cured or whatever in the city.

[thelightbringer]

Isn't it? I think he'd love to see you again. Between the two of us...