homless and looking!

[unbirdend]

Aww, don't cry, player! The bittersweet ends are always the more fulfilling ones, after all! Besides, nothing's stopping you from hitting that LOAD button and getting a heartwarming GOOD END as a pick-me-up!

Anyway, can you find me a place that has lots of food? Especially udon! Oh oh, and I really hope anybirdie I know is there, if you can help it! Meeting other humans is gonna make me so self-conscious that I might go into cardiac arrest... but I think I'll be okay!

((ooc: OH YEAH I FORGOT--- Since she kinda only vaguely hinted at it... This Hiyoko is from Post-BBL Route, so spoilers ahoy!))

Comments

[salutations]

Cardiac arrest? What a serious situation, mon amie! Should your tender heart stop beating, I think mine would soon follow.

[unbirdend]

Aww Yuuya-senpai, you're such a kidder! [guess who's from bbl route o o p s.] Anyway, I'm just exaggerating. Though I'm still not sure how to handle being around other humans... I mean, I grew up with bird etiquette and stuff!

[salutations]

[Well, in most routes his heart stops beating anyways! No loss in saying it!] I'm sure you'll be fine, mon amie! Humans and birds aren't so dissimilar, and I'm sure you'll be absolutely charming to any human you meet. Like you always are. [suave]

[unbirdend]

[O-Oh my. She thinks she's blushing!]

Ch-Charming is going a little too far! It's just that... If I end up going to a place without nobirdie I know, it'll kinda be lonely if I don't make any new friends... I guess.

[salutations]

Hm, there's a point there. I remember you stayed so underwing [pardon his pun] your whole first year, before letting that wonderful, boisterous personality show! It would be a shame to go back to those days.

[unbirdend]

Ah! You're right! Isolationism never got us anywhere, after all! Please, educate me more on the ways of sociability, Yuuya-senpai!

[salutations]

Ahaha. Leave it to me, mon amie! Now, usually I'd advocate an air of mystery... but in your case, your greatest asset is your spirit! A bright spirit attracts both birds and beaus. Don't ever try to hide it, mon amie.

[unbirdend]

Spirit! Got it! So I can become friends by shouting KIAI! and charging up for three episodes?! Amazing!

[salutations]

You'll certainly grab eyes that way! But won't the fans get tired after three whole episodes? Pacing is important, mon amie.

[unbirdend]

Wowee, this is more complicated than I thought... The road to being popular is a long and arduous one...

[salutations]

Hm, well, I suppose you don't need the eyes of the entire game on you. I might get jealous, then.

[unbirdend]

R-Right! Plus, if I try to bond with the entire Taken List, that's a surefire way of landing in a Nice Boat ending! \(^o^)/

[salutations]

And we don't want any of that! Without your cheerful face in our lives, nothing goes right.

[unbirdend]

I noticed. If I can help it, I'd really like not dying a second (third?) time. It really doesn't feel that great.

[salutations]

And I apologize for that, mon amie. You deserve a much happier experience, and for your limbs to stay attached to your body.

... Ahaha, dear_mun is quite a place, isn't it? Unpleasant information from canon points you won't even be taken from just come flowing in and out.

[unbirdend]

Well, that's the inevitability of multidimensional nexuses. But hey! On bright side, I didn't eat you!

... Unless... that's where you're from...

[salutations]

No! No. Well, I pray not. I'm hoping my dear mundane is too fond of happy endings to allow that. I'm personally hoping for somewhere along the line before heading off into the darkness with you, mon amie!

[unbirdend]

Ohhhh, that Good End! I always thought it was kinda cool... I never could've imagined that my hunter-gatherer instincts would be useful for espionage!

[salutations]

And that 800 Vitality! I swear, mon ami, you could take a dozen bullets and stay standing- not that I would let a single one graze your skin.

[unbirdend]

Eheh, well at least I know that wherever I'll go, I'll be remotely fine! ... I think.

Speaking of which, are you going anywhere, senpai?

[salutations]

My dear mundane is going to have me infiltrate another academy, it seems. Although this one is of a far more feline nature. And my dear little brother will be there, too! I'm ashamed I couldn't catch him right off the bat. Can you imagine how awkward he must have been in a human body? Moments like that are what older brothers dream of.

[unbirdend]

Oh yeah! Ryouta's talked to me about that place a while ago too! I'm sure you guys'll be fine being turned into humans. Having opposable thumbs is actually pretty convenient!

Anyway, it seems like everybirdie's going there! I wonder if I should convince my player to apply to that place too? She is having a hard time looking for somewhere to put me...

[salutations]

I'll have to find a whole new range of things to compliment a girl on. Plumage is out, the sheen of her beak...

My dear mundane has actually been there since it opened! It would be my honor to poke and prod her for any questions you may have, mon amie.

[unbirdend]

Oh gee! Talk about good luck! Let's see here... I guess it would do nobirdie any good if they can't keep up with what's going on! So how fast does everything go?

[salutations]

My peerless information-gathering skills [it's not really gathered if someone's typing it for you, Yuuya!] say it goes rather slow. People can tag frequently, but there's not necessarily a new post every day. But people are very good about getting back to you! My dear mundane can be rather featherbrained. I almost think she makes a contest of how many days she can put off her work...

It seems like the story could go faster. Not everyone's ready to just settle down with a bonded pair and start these fantastical little wordspell battles! Of course, Hiyoko, if you were to show up you'd have your pick of the finest feathers.

[unbirdend]

And done! That's the sort of thing my player's looking for. I really hope they serve udon at the cafeteria! Thanks a bunch, Yuuya-senpai!

[salutations]

Well, then, it seems my work here is done. I shall keep my eye out for you in the vast depths of the- What would Sakuya say? "Intertubes"? Either way, I'm sure our paths will cross again before we meet on hallowed school grounds!

Adieu, mon amie! ♥

[outclass]

Hmph... always about the udon, isn't it.

[unbirdend]

Of course! I love me some udon! I dunno how I'd live without eating it at least once a day!

[outclass]

Once a day? [Oh my. How... decidedly un-gourmet and repetitive... You're full of commoner surprises, Tousaka.] And you don't tire of it?

[unbirdend]

[You poor ignorant soul, Sakuya. One day Hiyoko must enlighten you on the art and nuance of udon.]

Of course not! There are many different kinds of udon, after all.

Then again, there are some times when I'm craving for something a little drier, so... I balance it out with half-dead fried rice and everything works out! It's totally foolproof regimen!

HIYOKO MY DEAR wait does she still have her body or is she a brain in a jar again

[nestfriend]

Cardiac arrest?

[Erp.

GOOD THING THIS RYOUTA DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT BBL, BEING FROM ONE OF THE OTHER PATHS.]

Y-you shouldn't say things like that! Besides, I'm sure your mun will figure out where to send you soon enough.

RYOUTA MY LOVE she is one piece for the sake of convenience

[unbirdend]

[Very good, my feathery friend. Ignorance is bliss.]

Awww, Ryouta, it was just an teensy weensy joke! And she's actually considering a place now. A lot of birds we know are going there, but... Everybirdie turns into humans with cat ears! Can you imagine?

congrats on finding a game!

[nestfriend]

Wonder if they'd be furry or feathery.

Or catbirds.

Just be careful, okay? I know there's another me and the professor there, though...

thank yooou ;w;

[unbirdend]

That's what I said too when I thought about it! [Haha, what an interesting coincidence!]

I'll be careful! I really wanted to join you on the spaceship, Ryouta, but my player isn't really good with big games... Either way, I'm really happy that I get to hang out with you again like we used to!

[nestfriend]

Don't worry, Hiyoko! Besides, my mun says that it's important to find a game you're comfortable with, and being a lone canon warrior isn't as bad as you think.

Anyway, even if it's another me you're hanging out with, it's still me!