Game mechanics @ labyrinthrpg

[constrictorlove]

I am not cattle to be branded.

You will pay for this.

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[not_a_jutsu]

Woah are you alright?

[constrictorlove]

No, I am not alright. And I will not be until someone pays for this.

[not_a_jutsu]

What happened?

[constrictorlove]

[Hands on her hips, Hancock makes no effort to hide her exposed cleavage, where the white skin is now decorated with an elaborate tattoo.]

This stupid woman has been taking liberties with my person. I will not forgive the offense.

[not_a_jutsu]

Woah! She gave you a tattoo?

[Just going to take the liberty of poking at it. Female or not any version of Naruto was a bit perverted.]

[constrictorlove]

No, she gave me a Mark.

[Also, kicking. :| No touching, now, or she'll turn you to stone.]

[not_a_jutsu]

[At least she's used to being hit, ok she'll stop.]

What's the difference?

[constrictorlove]

[Naruko, you never learn :|]

It just is!

[...yeah she's not going to explain how it took away most of her powers, no.]

[not_a_jutsu]

Oh is it like a seal or something? Like mine?

[She'd take off her jacket without thinking and showed off the seal on her stomach.]

[constrictorlove]

[Hancock is cranky and in a bad mood.]

What does that do?

[not_a_jutsu]

[Eh Naruko can deal with it.]

It seals up a Naruto Jinchuuriki inside me. Uh that's a sort of demon if you didn't know.

[constrictorlove]

So? How does that affect you?

[not_a_jutsu]

I've got a hitch-hiker for one and I've got some powers. Gotta be careful to control it though.

[constrictorlove]

I see. Then no, it is not the same.

[See, you got something in return for that thing. She lost, instead. :|]

[not_a_jutsu]

What does yours do?

[constrictorlove]

[Clipped and snippy and why are you such a mean asshat, Hancock.]

Be an inconvenience.

[not_a_jutsu]

Well if I can fond my sensei I'll ask her about removing it.

[constrictorlove]

Yes, that would be acceptable.

[Hancock peers down at Naruko, inquisitively.]

[not_a_jutsu]

Okay! She's kind of perverted but she knows a lot about seals.

[constrictorlove]

That's fascinating.

[Her tone says it isn't. After a small pause, Hancock tosses her hair arrogantly, trying to stare Naruko down.]

Well? What are you waiting for? Go find her.

[not_a_jutsu]

[Oh now you're going to get a defiant look back.]

I'm not even going to ask until you're more polite! You've gotta show some respect when you want a favor!

[constrictorlove]

Why? I'm beautiful.

[Yes. This is a valid argument. :|]

[not_a_jutsu]

You're not that pretty granny and besides that's no excuse for being rude!

[constrictorlove]

[Disdainfully.]

You speak too much and do too little.

[not_a_jutsu]

You're the one being rude and complaining you old hag!

[constrictorlove]

[She's tolerating the insults! Isn't that enough? Then again, she's only tolerating them because she's currently powerless...]

You are the one who doesn't know her place.

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah right! I'm the best ninja in the world and should be respected!

[Better to not let Naruko know that.]

[constrictorlove]

I hardly believe it.

[Yup, not telling that, no.]

[not_a_jutsu]

Really? I'll prove it if you want!

[constrictorlove]

Oh? Do you think you can impress me?

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah of course!

[constrictorlove]

Well? I'm waiting.

[not_a_jutsu]

Okay!

[One handseal later and there were about 100 Narukos all standing around.]

How about this?!

[constrictorlove]

[That is impressive! Shame Boa's blank face doesn't change much.]

Yes?

[not_a_jutsu]

Oh come on you don't find this cool at all?!

[constrictorlove]

[She considers for a moment. Or at least she seems to.]

That does not mean I am impressed.

[not_a_jutsu]

Geeze how do I impress you then?

...this sounds like the set up for a joke.

[constrictorlove]

Isn't that for you to find out, Miss Best-Ninja-in-the-World?

[Boa sneers lightly.]

How are you going to impress the Pirate Empress?

I've given into this joke twice now

[not_a_jutsu]

Pirate empress? Now you're just making stuff up!

it's irresistable

[constrictorlove]

Unlike you, I have no use for groundless boasts.

[if_its_a_boy]

"Cattle to be"... are you going to get some kind of tattoo?

[straw_hat]

Oi, Hancock, what got you so pissed at your mun?