Naruko is not a fan of Dirk Strider

[not_a_jutsu]

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

Comments

[heroiccia]

What's wrong now? [He's starting to thinks she's on her time of the month.]

[not_a_jutsu]

My mun made me marry somebody in a meme that was a real jackass!

[heroiccia]

Aren't ya a little young to be married?

[not_a_jutsu]

Kind of depends. I am twenty though.

[heroiccia]

Twenty? [Stares at you.]

You're kinda small to be twenty.

[not_a_jutsu]

Small?!

[He was so lucky she sort of liked him or he'd be dead right about now.]

[heroiccia]

Yeah! I bet it's all the ramen!

[not_a_jutsu]

No way! Those burger probably made you fat though.

[heroiccia]

Haha! No way, I ain't fat! And mun says that homemade burgers are good for ya!

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah if you eat more than just hamburgers every day!

[heroiccia]

I do though!

[not_a_jutsu]

Whatever, that isn't what we were talking about anyway. It was that ass Dirk.

[obstinates]

... The hell are you doing?

8D

[not_a_jutsu]

Woah!

[She stared at him a moment and then walked up to poke at his cheek.]

Hey you have whiskers like me. You also kind of look like me....

[Well she was a bit of a ditz just like the real Naruto so she wasn't quite connecting-]

Oh you're a guy me, right?!

[Oh never mind she wasn't that stupid.]

[obstinates]

[Naruto, on the other hand stupid and dense like always, is pretty sure this is just another Naruto using the sexy jutsu.

He slaps at her hand as she pokes his cheek.]

Hey, hey, cut it out, y'know. What the hell are you doing? C'mon, snap out of it. There's a time and place for that, but right now it's just embarrassing, y'know.

[not_a_jutsu]

What're ya talking about?

[Wait then she got it.]

You're boy me but you still invented the sexy jutsu, right?

[Naruko of course made it with some other motives in mind. After a female Sasuke teased her too much about being short and small-chested she made the sexy jutsu to prove her wrong.]

[obstinates]

SNAP OUT OF IT.

[He is just so damn annoyed right now.]

Stop saying crap like that. Of course I invented that jutsu, and I'm me me. I've always been a boy. You're s'pposed to be a boy too, y'know! So just turn back already.

[not_a_jutsu]

[She smacks him upside the head.]

Baka...do I have to use up all my chakra just to prove I'm a girl?!

1/2

[obstinates]

[lmfao he just... looks... like someone ran over his dog or something. What the goddamn fuck, she just smacked him. He's the strongest ninja in the world and she JUST SMACKED HIM.

Kurama is probably laughing his ass off in the back of Naruto's head.]

[obstinates]

OKAY THAT'S IT.

[And since he still thinks she's a dude, he has no problem whatsoever in tackling her to the ground.]

[not_a_jutsu]

[Well Naruko still had Naruto's personality and fighting spirit so she would fight right back.]

Baka! Can't even tell when someone is using a henge or not!

[Like she really could either, now she was going to wrestle with herself like they were kids. Neither would really want to seriously hurt the other.]

[obstinates]

I'M NOT STUPID, STUPID.

[Yeah, going to roll around the ground here and try and stay on top.]

JUST TURN BACK. IT'S EMBARRASSING.

[not_a_jutsu]

I am really a girl!

[This would likely look awkward to anyone watching especially when she tried to pin Naruto's hands down.]

My name's Naruko Uzumaki!

[obstinates]

[At least he's got her beat in the weight department since she's a girl, so he uses that to his advantage to push her hands back up and flip her over to pin her hands down and use his weight.]

Yeah, well, my name's Naruto, y'know! It's not hard to change one letter. That doesn't mean you're a girl, geez!

[not_a_jutsu]

[Shit! Then it occurred to her...She could use the one thing they both took seriously in life. He would HAVE to have the same dream as her and believe her then.]

I swear on my dream to become Hokage that I'm telling the truth!