Canon is "Big Wolf on Campus"

[totesagoth]

So you're thinking about "throwing" me at a game, where you do nothing but do riffs on bad fics all day. While I don't mind Mystery Science Theater, and do sometimes enjoy watching horrible movies, I have a teeny tiny question to ask of you.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I mean who knows what terrible things they're gonna make me watch! Like-I dunno, When Zombie Meets Teenage Girl, or something!

Comments

[punsofiron]

Could it really be any worse than sparkly vampire meets teenage girl?

[totesagoth]

Sparkly... Vampire? Oh, please tell me it isn't so.

[punsofiron]

Sorry. Stephanie Meyer kind of stomped on everybody's mythos.

[totesagoth]

Aw man, that is so terrible!

How bad can these horror creature movies get?

[punsofiron]

Well, my mun likes to joke about zombies that bleed rose petals. Take that how you will.

[totesagoth]

... Rose petals?

... How does... They don't even... They're like the opposite of smelling pretty.

[punsofiron]

I think that's where the joke got inspired from.

[totesagoth]

So wait, are they stinky rose petals?

I mean I know there's over powering scents of doom that some girls will get as perfumes but...