Better believe he's pii22ed - reserved at arcanarum

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

you know iit'2 funny a part of me wa2 actually dii22iipoiinted when you found out ii wa2 taken by 2omeone who hadn't moved over to thii2 2iite yet.
ii thought ii wa2 goiing to rot away iin your head2pace whiile you gave all the attentiion to the iin2ufferable hiip2ter douchefiin.
but no turn2 out you get a place and everythiing look2 liike iit miight work out after all.






SO WHAT THE FUCK II2 THII2 2UPPO2ED TO BE.
ii'm not bliind and you 2ure a2 hell better not get any other 2mart iidea2 or ii 2wear ii wiill punch a hole through paradox 2pace and 2trangle you two death.
iit'2 worth takiing you down iit iif iit mean2 briingiing two eriidans wiith me dont thiink u2iing my own wellbeiing a2 a threat wiill 2ave you.
fuck.

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[clairvoyance]

Wooooah, you're hard to understand. Hold on a second.

[She pauses to read things over.]

So your mun wants to pull ideas from this Tiresias guy and use 'em on you?

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

ye2 that2 exactly iit ii congratulate you on your abiiliity two read


2orry
ju2t
you can 2ee why ii have a fuckiing problem wiith thii2 riight.
iit ii2nt ju2t me, riight.

[clairvoyance]

Pretty sure I'd be mad if my mun wanted to make me a cursed, gender-bent prostitute with crazy visions, too. They're pretty dangerous people, muns are.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

at the very lea2t iit ii2nt liike he2 goiing to force me iintwo pro2tiitutiion he ha2 2ome moral2 at lea2t
but a2iide that ii dont know what he ha2 iin miind
but there2 a lot of dangerou2 po22iibiiliitiie2 there
maybe ii can conviince hiim two piick 2omethiing el2e
the only problem ii2 he cant really thiink of anythiing el2e to do wiith me regardiing thii2 whole bull2hiit faiirytale mythology whatever background thiing
thii2 ii2 hii2 'iif ii cant thiink of anythiing el2e were makiing thii2 happen' optiion

[clairvoyance]

Oh, it's one of those games where you have to do something like that. Well, umm... is it just related to Greek mythology? You could be a really cool wizard or something if it's not! ♥

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

ii gue22.
iill ju2t keep lookiing then.
but 2eriiou2ly fuck wiizards.

[aneurysms]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY COMING?

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

what gave iit away kk?
the entiire po2t announciing the fact ii am?

[aneurysms]

FUCK YOU.
I WAS JUST MAKING SURE.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

whoop2, you caught me, thii2 whole thiing wa2 a 2ham.
the entiire po2t wa2 a 2ubtle ploy to triick you iinto beliieviing iim on the way and get your hope2 up.
now that you've 2een through iit ii gue22 there2 no poiint iin keepiing up the liie.
you're ju2t two good kk ii never 2hould've triied iin the fiir2t place.

[aneurysms]

HA HA HA.
YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS SOLLUX.
TRULY A COMEDIAN.
HERE I WAS GOING TO OFFER YOU A PLACE TO STAY. MY FUCKING BAD.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

and of cour2e iid jump at the chance two liive wiith the noii2iie2t hiivemate in exii2tence

[He wouldn't actually mind, though, despite the sarcasm joking insincerity.]

but ff miight be goiing two
and iif that2 the ca2e iit2 kiind of a giiven that iid try and 2tay wiith her iin2tead.

[aneurysms]

FEFERI'S COMING BACK?
I GUESS SHE'LL GET HER OLD ROOM?
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. THE RULERS LIKE TO FUCK WITH EVERYONE.





HA HA HA.
YOU CAN HAVE ERIDAN'S ROOM.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

ii 2aiid 2he miight be not that 2he ii2
dont a22ume thii2 mean2 iit2 defiiniite ii dont know

and oh dear jegu2 fuck no
you can move iintwo ed'2 room

[aneurysms]

WELL IF SHE IS SHE CAN HAVE HER OLD ROOM.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

FUCK OFF.
MY ROOM IS MINE.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

correct
your room ii2 miine
glad we agree

[aneurysms]

NO.
NO NO NO NO.
OH, AND NO.

GO FUCK YOURSELF KINDLY.

IN FACT, NO I TAKE THE OFFER BACK.
GO LIVE WITH STRIDER INSTEAD.

[viiru2alert]

eheheheheheh.
wow.
2uck2 to be you, 2eriiou2ly.

[He takes this stance because he's fuming. TIRESIAS? SERIOUSLY?!]

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

[All the awkward moments.]

dont remiind me.
make2 2en2e iid end up wiith one of tho2e mun2 who liike2 watchiing theiir character2 2uffer.

[viiru2alert]

tch.
ii'm pretty 2ure that everyone on the planet wound up wiith one of tho2e mun2.

[dewandglass]

)(a)(a)(a!!
Poor Sollux. It sounds like your life is getting pretty COMPLICAT-ED.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

iill 2ay.
ii would've taken the creepy wonderland man2iion over thii2 2hiit.

[dewandglass]

Anyw)(ere is better t)(an now)(ere!
At least you'll get a c)(ance to M--E--ET P-EOPL-E!!
I )(ave to say t)(at I'm a little jealous! 38(

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

you never know.
your mun might 2tiill be agaiin2t the iidea of playiing you riight now but they miight change theiir miind eventually.
that'2 how miine deciided two play me now.

[dewandglass]

I took a looksea at t)(at link your mun posted!
It really looks like )(e's going to keep you on your toes!

And maybe. 38/
I'd like t)(at a lot, but I'm not going to )(old my breat)(.