dear_mun | Aug. 3rd, 2013

Aug. 3rd, 2013

Wonderland. Really? You need to get over this whole Alice in Wonderland kick. I mean, you've been into it for weeks. Isn't it about time you moved onto something more... interesting? I say that as someone who genuinely cares for your wellbeing, you know?

Just think about it, alright? At least that way you might know what you're getting yourself into.

deduce

And of course, you're interested again.

You and I haven't exactly been on the best of speaking terms as of late, so your newfound 'kick' is incredibly predictable, especially after a certain teaser trailer. You see the smallest slither of new content and here you are, pretending everything's peachy.

Unfortunately, no. It isn't. I do hope you're planning on doing something interesting this time; your last attempts at 'fun' were nothing short of hideous.

makeyouproud

Oh look! Look, Mun! Just look at those fried dumplings! They've been cooked just right -- so look at the browning on their sides! That shows true quality in cooking, you know. Oh, I wonder if those are meat or vegetable dumplings...

--that wonton soup! I want to have twenty bowls of that! Maybe I can convince Wen Cheng to go there with me after we finish training tomorrow! I can already taste the fish balls!

What? Why are you laughing?

wiltingorchid

... Leave me to my mission. I know that he will take care of her.

olewomanjosie

Dear mundane:
Well, at least most of the children got out of there safe, right? That's a good thing.
Now, would you help me with the tea while I finish making these cookies? Cecil's programme is about to begin, and you know I like to listen to it with a good cup of tea while the angels continue knitting.
Of course you can join us. And if you want, Erika can teach you.
Now let's get ready.
Old Woman Josie

flitandflutter

Gosh, mun, I'm very happy you've decided you want to voice me and all...it's very flattering, really, but, um...

I just think that, maybe, I think this might be....a bad idea....

No no no, mun, it's not that I don't think you can do it! I'm sure you're very good at voicing me, honest...but wouldn't it be better to maybe, try voicing somepony...else...?

Oh, but if you really do want to, please, just go right on ahead. I'm very sorry for troubling you.

shylittleflame

Wh-What do you mean you don't know how to get me home!

[There's a well-placed groan as the girl buries her face into her hands. A hand pats her on the shoulder.]

This isn't okay! Y-You don't even have a set destination in mind for me? I have things to do, and...a-and I don't do well with people!

[Poor girl could just cry right now. Meanwhile on the mun's side....]

This isn't funny, don't laugh!

cbgoverness

Dear mun:
So apparently I'm back because you saw the preview? I should remind you that my story won't appear in this season, as it didn't in the two previous ones, and it will probably not appear in the fourth series. (I'm not as popular as you think, and I prefere it like that)
But if there's no way of convincing you of the contrary... We could go look for a place. One without dogs, preferrably.
Yours sincerely,
Violet Hunter

persistent_humanity

If I had known the prospect of a kitten was all it took to make you clean this much, I would have offered you one years ago.

Though I will say that all the painting and repairing you were doing a few weeks ago was a stark reminder of how I spent a vast majority of the year 2000. Just promise me you won't overwork yourself the way I did. I feel like that should go without saying, but you seem to be similarly inclined to let one project turn into another without realizing you have the ability to pause.

Regardless, it is nice to be in a much more organized space, so thank you for that. Here's hoping it stays this way.

morebulletspls

Man, I really drew the short straw this time.

All right, just calm down and think about this. You've got enough on your plate as it is and no plan in mind to begin with. Basically, I'm not here for anything other than a fit of nostalgia. Not to mention that I've been enjoying the vacation.

This is the part where I tell you to knuckle down and focus on the other guy. Ready?

Pick on someone else.

unionjackass

Dearest miss-- [Said with an air of sharp-tongued irritation; he still wants to be polite though.]

I quite appreciate the time and effort spent on those little boxes for... what I assume is my sake [ALTHOUGH HE HIGHLY DOUBTS THIS, CONSIDERING] but I can assure you that one game is enough--for the both of us.

Oh, it's not as if I wanted a holiday of sorts... [Yes, he wanted a holiday; from everything related to this metaspace and all others. Alas! One cannot always have what one wants.]

A-at any rate... At the end of the day, all I really truly ask for is that you spend your upcoming leisure time wisely. Flattering though all this is I think you ought to enjoy the weather on the rare occasions it's decent outside. O-or--reread your favorite novels!

I'm of the mind that one should spend one's precious moments as wisely as one can.

Now, I've one more question, if you don't mind me asking...

Why the bloody hell are you still awake?!

aptitude

It's like my very own smorgasbord out here. I feel spoiled, I really have to applaud this opportunity to broaden my horizons. Still, you need to know your end-game and understand your own motivation before raising your hand like this, it's only common sense. Well, more than a little, but don't worry about a thing — you picked me. And before all the couch therapists come running, so wholly relentless in loving the sound of their own voices, I think I'll settle in for good right here. Bask. Relax.

There's so much out there just waiting to be unravelled, unlocked. It's kind of poetic, the high I'm on. I'd say I don't expect you to understand, but you should probably settle down before you strain something in excitement.

Seriously, park it.

a_lone_flame

Now you're crying over missing the game. Tch.

If I thought you were an idiot before, you certainly reaffirmed that today, mun.

And, no, I don't want to go to that tower. It's probably not much different from Discedo. Now if you don't mind, I rather liked my vacation from your stupid plans.

bravedude

Soooooooooo. Time travel. 1300 years in the future. Another war.

And! And. Bonus: no kaiju.

[Someone doesn't sound happy.]

You're taking me out of the lab and away from all my completely invaluable and awesome research for what, exactly? I mean yeah, okay, dragons are cool in theory I guess, but — they're not kaiju! My specialty is kaiju! Hello? Groupie? Does that word mean nothing to you? Dude, the only one who's gonna be happy about this is Hermann. And you, I guess.

How about we just forget this whole thing and you leave me alone? Yes? Great. Go bother Chau or someone. He and that lawyer of yours can hang out and talk about their, uh, questionable morals and fashion choices and fake names or whatever. It'll be fun.

...what do you mean, no? Come on! You don't understand what you're interfering with, here! Without my research, I mean — what, is Hermann just supposed to continue on his own, or —

[And off he goes, voice tipping forward into high-pitched, hysterical territory. Good luck figuring out what he's saying.

...er, yelling.]

wishfulflower

Mu~un-tan,

We got to play together again, all of us, so Menma is really happy. Besides, Menma is here now, and will find them again! Maybe someone will even play hide and seek with us.

fieldreport

While I understand your - interest, I can't think of a single scenario in which taking me someplace would end well. It would probably be easier if you just let this go, quietly.

Besides, I've never even heard of this - Night Vale. What makes you think it would be in any way appropriate?

undeveloped

Hey, Mun-chi...

I've... I've seen it! You've been lookin' at that place.

I'm telling you it's no good, right?! I've had a premonition! All that waits for me...is a slow fate starving to death while I'm surrounded by ghosts and creatures who've crawled up from the very pits of the underworld!

If that's not going to convince you, then here! Hold this crystal ball! Soon as you do, you'll understand how bad your idea is...

[...]

Eh?

I wasn't tryin' to curse you or anything to get out of it. Come on, just hold it.

[But... nope. It seems this, his fortieth-odd attempt of weaseling out of it has been largely unsuccessful. It's enough to make a guy heave a big put-upon sigh.]

Anyway, don't put my crystal ball in the same category as all of those occult things, it's more sophisticated than that.

akumablood

Miss .. Mundane, was it? I'm terribly sorry to be troubling you so soon, but --

You see, it's just .. [ Shifts his weight from one foot to the other. ]

.. I don't think I should stay apart from the others for too long. After all, I .. I can't exactly be considered the most reliable when we're apart. What if danger were to present itself? Or what if I was to get lost ~~again~~? Or --

[ Alright, alright, Krory; you've made your point. We'll get to finding them as soon as we possibly can. ]

D - Do you really mean that? [ Yes. He beams. ] You are truly a kind person, miss Mundane! Now then, let us begin our search immediately --

[ Krory, wait, that's not exactly how it works -- ]

athousandcuts

Yeah great, just what I need. Another place I can ignore.

watcheslanterns

Welcome back, Miss Mundane!

I hope you had a good vacation. It sounds like you got a lot of reading done, and oh, the lake must have been beautiful!

It's nice to know that you missed me while I was gone. I was a little afraid that you might go on vacation and forget all about me again. But I guess I didn't need to worry after all. I hope we didn't miss too much in Anatole while you were gone. Even if we did, I'm sure that Hiccup, Jack, and their muns will get us caught up.

I'm ready when you are!

silmarils

You seem to be under the impression that I will not remove myself and the Silmaril from reach once more if I am presented the opportunity. Death is permanent in that place. Keep that in mind when you seek to send me there.

bedazzling

Come on, Munny! Relax! Breathe, okay? You'll be fine! I'm sure this place isn't that bad.

I don't see why you're so freaked out in the first place. I mean, this isn't the first time you've played me, and you've had lots of practice from your musebox! Except now you're in a new and bigger place, and you don't really know anyone here, and– ...Oh. Actually, I see your point.

[And cue awkward laugh.] ...Hey, I know what'll make you feel better! A sweater! I'll knit you one and bedazzle it, and you can wear it, and we can be twins! Er, sweater twins, that is. Dipper already beat you to the punch for "Biological Twin".

Aww, you're smiling! See, that's the spirit! I told you you had nothing to worry about! Now, get out there, sister, and make new friends! [And in a low whisper, she adds:] And if one of those friends happens to be – oh, I dunno – a cute boy or even a vampire, maybe you could introduce me? Huh? Huuuh? [Wink, wink; nudge nudge.]

Just kidding! ...But no, seriously, if you could, that would be amazing!

dontmindthemouse

[this is the most unimpressed face, mundane.]

( ooc: general warning for mature content in the comments, i guess; it's starfighter, guys )

placeintheworld

I like your newfound [quotation marks] "maturity".

You damn well better make sure you cover all of our bases before doing anything. What's that? Wanting to do something right and have fun with your hobby? I'm speechless. Hell I'm proud about that and a bunch of other stuff.

You don't even have to do it quickly. We're not going anywhere.

tijuana

It's been how long since you watched my show? Yeah, that's what I thought. You should probably look into rewatching that before you try writing me again. It'll only end in disaster -- and trust me, I know disaster. [ she's pretty much a walking, talking one. 8| ]

deceptionshark

What a pity, I was having so much fun there too.

[Everyone's going to miss you Megatron for sure. Especially that Disney Princess you kidnapped and tortured. Good times man, good times.]

Alas, all good things must come to an end. I do hope you do not miss me too much, Optimus. We shall meet again.

2cool4guardian

Exploding eggs for Christmas? Where do I sign up?

Oh please, don't give me that look. I bet the yetis know where to find a dragon or two. And hey, why just limit this to Christmas? Imagine how cool an Easter Egg Hunt would be with eggs like that. Bet Cottontail would love it.

[Whatever you say, Jack. Whatever you say.]

mightymorbid

Are you trying to ruin my life?

allez

Miss Mun, you've finally given me a journal! I know you weren't sure if we could stay friends, but I think you have your answer now! As for that, I would rather you never have to use that icon. It isn't cute at all.

Besides that, I have full faith in you. Please help me take care of my family and Ciel. I want to be the best wife I can possibly be for him! He deserves nothing less.

disinformative

It's all right. Plans aren't necessary, not for me. You can't force inspiration. Just let me do what comes naturally and I'm sure we'll hit on something. Besides, I'm a communications officer, remember? It's my job to facilitate, not get in the way all the time. I can have plenty of fun on the sidelines.

Trust me. It'll be an adventure.

Current Mood: optimistic

we_re_doomed

You say you've been meaning to right your activity levels, dear Mundane, but I am most certain I have found myself repeating what you have been telling yourself. Plenty of things have been happening and there is much I should attend to. At the very least, I should be up to date with Cybertron's current events.

Oh, no, I'm not saying I don't believe you. I'm just pointing out the fact your forgetfulness happens at rather convenient intervals during the week. You may be doing it even now, I may add.

Well, don't look at me like that. I have been programmed for specific duties as a protocol droid. Typing out all sorts of nonsense isn't one of them–

–Of course speaking is my forte! I can stop any time I want to.

How rude.

thepoweroflove

Look, Mun, I know you're about half as annoyed as me about this, but can't there be a more healthy way of solving this. I'm sure in the future everyone kidnaps people, but I would like to go home again sometime in my life! I have a life outside of your head and I would like to actually experience it again!

empath_wiggin

Hey,

I know you've never had to actually write an app for me before, but that doesn't mean you can't! You know me, remember? It's going to be just fine. Just write up what you know, and send it in. Remember how you used to say you could write a page on anything? This is no different.

We're going to go through things together again, and that will be wonderful. Hang on to that.

infrozentemporal

...... I thought somebody said she wasn't gonna put me anywhere? [ . . . ] Well,

whatever. This might be fun, I guess, but the food there better be good. And it should be clean. With no cockroaches.

[ ... ] I'm not being picky. Isn't this fair since I can never see Hamaji and Sou? [ hmph. ..Wow sure just blame that on me. Even though I'm trying so hard to find them :| ]

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fractureminded

Didn't ask to speak. Nothing to say, no one to hear.

No better than inside. Than the hospital.

Don't know where this is. You going to tell me? You going to tell me anything?

Don't know when I am.

If the war is—

Can't remember. Never heard. Is anyone still...?

Heard it turned to ashes outside. Heard the world fell in. No way for an Auror to think, but time's gone and left me here.

Tell me. Anything.

Have only echoes here.

((ooc note: basically, savage was mentally destabilized while fighting and spent most of the second war against voldemort hospitalized. more info here.))

mowisthesoundacatmakes

MOW.

[Translation: Have you ever been judged by a cat the size of a large elephant, Mun? Because that's what's happening. That's what's happening right now, because you are a silly person with far too much time on her hands. You are playing a giant cat on the internet. Look at your life, look at your choices. At least you have his tiny human with a door for a face in here. That's acceptable.

Also, give Marshmallow a bellyrub. He demands it.]

nodogpark

Hello and good evening, listeners, mun. It appears I have been transported to a featureless white room with nothing in sight but a microphone and a table. And a single wooden chair.

Normally I would just call this 'Tuesday', but I've recently been informed it's going to last longer than the usual twenty four hours and ten minutes.

But, you take the good and the bad as they come, dear listeners, and as it seems I will be fed and entertained through this mandatory kidnapping, I find very little reason to panic.

And now, the news.

knightfan

You can stare at the reserve and app pages with those starry eyes of yours for as long as you want, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna be happy about it. Yeah, sure, it could be worse, but it could be better, too.

And are you seriously trying to make this whole lack of a digivolution thing a running gag? It ain't like I'd need the little pixie at all if it weren't for the lack of magic, but it's nearly been four months. Quit paintin' me as some useless, pathetic anti-hero and let me in on the damn action.

...At least if the others come, I won't have to babysit Squall anymore. Much.

puppetcancer

Really? After everything I have gone through you decide to make me relive this?!

When I find my sword, you and I are going to have...ooh! Smile Time is on!!
[The wee little puppet man runs off to find a television.]

I think we have issues.

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