dear_mun | Aug. 4th, 2013

Aug. 4th, 2013

Hellooooo~! Why, Miss Mun, you think you can hide them from me~?

They're here. I can smell them. Tell them that I've got lots of candies and lollipops and ice creams~~!

... If you hide them away, Miss Mun, you. will die.

orcadian

We are doing this AGAIN, Lady Mundane?

Have we not crossed this path before, during which time it lead me to a lot of annoyances and pain, in which nobody liked me and I had no friends?

I hardly blame them for that little fact, it's not as though I was ever the most tactful or gentle person in the court, particularly where Arthur's supposed claim to my people's lands is at stake, and where my idiot brother would kowtow to the English like the lying, treason spouting snake he is. I do not pretend I am especially popular or have the ability to become such.

Admittedly...admittedly, it would be nice to be taken to a place where Gawain will not be waiting to judge me or to sell Orkney out again, where I might come to find more than the handful of friends you've given me when telling my own story, but the fact remains you've put yourself in for a great deal of work, you know, bringing me somewhere there is no Tris to calm me down, no Ranulf to hold me back, no Fenris or Meg to commiserate, and no Anwas to give me a reason to hold back on the majority of what I want to say.

You know of course, I won't be lead into this like a lamb, and I am honor bound to struggle when you do things I do not like, or attempt them. In other words...In other words, you can expect and anticipate my own particular brand of trouble and know that I intend to cause it.

I will not be gentle, I will not be kind, and I will give you little quarter should you fail or wish to harm me in some way.

Other than that, do what you will, my lady mun. You never have seen fit to toss me less.

-Agravaine of Orkney

Current Mood: determined

ki3t

I do understand the similarities, but I am not like my predecessor, KACRRE. I was not intended to merge with my driver. I was not equipped with the required apparatus and I was not programmed with the correct protocols. I cannot "Drift," in that use of the word. Neither am I so large or bipedal.

I am, however, immensely more intelligent than the AIs in these "jaegers." They are simply vocal response and reporting systems. I am much more.

risingocean

Dear Manager,

I have a couple of issues to discuss with you. First, I'm sure you could have found a more tasteful username, though I applaud your efforts.

[Flips hair elegantly.] Second, I demand to be given the same care, attention and luxuries that I'm used to. I can't believe I share this thing you call "head space" with so many.

Also, I'd like to question the responsibility you gave to Usagi, managing that amusement box of yours. Isn't she supposed to be busy with her studies and Chiba-san? [Slight raise of an eyebrow.] I want to beautifully play my violin there, but must you insist on having the Starlights? I can enchant a whole audience by myself.

Lastly, I need to clear that ill issue. Haruka is not my cousin~!

cloneororiginal

No, giving me a kitten will not fix anything. I'm not turning into one of those crazy cat ladies.

[ooc: Canon is Orphan Black]

crystalballs

You expect me to be shocked? Mun, tsk tsk, I would not be me if I were shocked by this little development. You are not even shocked, so do leave your disbelief at my reaction at the door.

I am impressed, however, that you held out for so long. But in the end, I still won, did I not. No matter how much of that fan fiction you write, my voice will not be leaving you. What were your words again, something about having a thing for playing bad boys, wasn't it? Well, we can certainly play, and you can certainly lose.

schild

Mun, don't--- hey, don't get teary-eyed over something like that! Well, I mean... you can, that's totally up to you, but just know I'm here for you, okay? Your hold on me isn't as bad as you think!

But really, I was pretty great this episode, huh? Even with steam coming off my face, I'd say I did pretty good. Things are moving faster than you thought, huh?

notsobadtothebone

Listen, ah, [ he makes a small gesture with his hands to buy himself some time. what did this gurl call herself again? she'd introduced herself, sure, but he'd not been paying attention, because he just didn't care. ] mun lady, keep your plans to yourself, because I don't have time for your little games.

I'm a very busy man. I have the gurls to worry about and then, of course, there's the world! [ nods his head for emphasis as he looks aside. ] I'm trying to save it, you know, ... [ sets a finger to his lips. ] oh, Wait, you should know this, because you'd just watched the movie! Again!

[ sighs, rubbing his temples. ] Just go bother somebody else. I don't have time for you. I have to find Lucy.

hellspawnedhero

Alright chica, you and me need to have a little chat. I got a list of complaints a mile long, and you're gonna listen to 'em.

First off, the hell made you think it was a bright idea to send me some place full'a kids? The occasional brat or two is alright, but when all the adult ladies are strictly look, don't touch, we've got us a problem. Don't get me wrong, window shopping can be sweet too, but a guy gets tired of lonely nights sometimes, if you catch my drift.

Second, what's up with taking my powers? You know I'm not a sidelines kinda guy, I was born to be in the middle of the action. Look, I know I used to bitch about being half demon, but I was a bratty little punk back then. Being an ordinary human that needs two hands to lift Rebellion, has shit for senses and can't even survive something as minor as a sword through the chest or a bullet to the brain doesn't exactly sound like my idea of a productive arrangement.

And third, if I'm losing my powers, the hell's up with giving me demonic traits full time? Yeah yeah, I heard your line. Compensating for the loss of half of my 'self' by giving me one form with the traits of both. But I call bullshit. You just wanna make things a pain in the ass for me by hanging a big neon sign over me saying 'Hellspawn right here', don't ya? That's a real dick move, you know.

Listen, why don't we scrap the whole digital world idea and find somewhere else to play. I hear there's some sweet games where the entire point is to get laid, how about one of those instead? That sounds like a party I could get behind...heh, in more than one way.

lokisdottir

I don't see why I would have to leave home. I admit things have been getting a bit odd lately, but I live a peaceful enough life where I am. Even with these strange powers I've been getting, I just feel like home is where I'm needed. Not necessarily where I belong, but my mother says everyone feels like that.

But it's really tempting to go explore a new world. Think of all the things that I could do there. You really know how to tempt a girl, Mun. I want to go, I just don't want to worry my friends and my mother. This is a tough call. Let me think about it. I may not be thinking rationally right now. I mean, another world! How can I turn my back on that?

withnologic

So you haven't forgotten me, I'm glad. I was beginning to suspect that my days on the back shelf would be uncountable. This is a better fate, though, we will need to refresh your knowledge of a few things.

As for my family, let's try to tread carefully there. Banishment may still be implied, even if that home no longer exists.

fine_young

I'm hoping that the comment about Chilton's tongue was foreshadowing even more than you are, dear. After all, it's my elder self that would get to eat it. But enough about that. Thinking about Chilton more than I have to makes me want to kill something. Preferably him.

Perhaps we could do something a bit more fun than just hanging around in coffee shops or under trees? I haven't gone hunting in far too long. We could make a day of it.

Current Mood: bored
Current Location: OTA

misterl

Look at you, Mun. You thought I would be a passing phase of a character and would just fade away, even with you telling me that I am just an 'OC with a canon character's face' because of just appearing for a few scenes in one game?

This is why you're not in charge of anything, so why don't you find a place it get me settled in at or something? I am sure there are a lot of places that need the Green Thunder there.

chigau

...Eh? This genre again?

[haha, surprise.]

I know everybody else is going to horror games too, but the more I think about it, it's all too coincidental! I feel like there's more to this than meets the eye...

[ace detective at work here. and the conclusion is... he feels tired. let's just leave it at that.] But it'd be nice if I get to meet fellow classmates from the same school. Plus, if we all work together I'm sure no one will get hurt this time.

I wonder what they're like...

im_on_a_20

What, is this gonna be a fuckin' thing with you or somethin'. You're cool and all but I ain't got time to waste on you fool.

omnishambles

( cut for excessive swearing )

revvinguptheharley

AWWWW! Aren't you sweet?

I won't pretend like I was your first choice, but it makes me all warm and fuzzy to know I'm the gal you know you can rely on to back you up when you need a laugh!

But I gotta say Munny I am SERIOUSLY disappointed with the lack of villains in this world you're pitching me at. What's the big idea huh? I know for a FACT that some of my Arkham Alumni would love having their own personal monster minion and a world full of powerless people to pick on and pummel.

So here's the deal! You find me some partners in crime and I'll stop singing. Till then?

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
SOME PEOPLE, STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS-

disarray

This whole sharing your headspace thing? Yeah, no. It's not exactly the same as drifting with someone, y'know. I can barely hear myself think.

[ a pause, followed by a sigh. ]

But it ain't silent. At least there's that. Hate to imagine what I'd do if that's all I have to listen to.

withoutrope

Consider this a courtesy, rather than a warning: I am a creature of purpose.

I will not sit idle long.

bowtiesandfezzes

Oh, no...

I'm going to be old again!

embersandashes

Of course I'm aware that I'm now older than any Zuko I'm likely to meet. I've been enjoying that fact for several years now. You really do need to keep up.

separates

Oh, I dunno — I quite like him, actually.

abandonedone

Yes, how exciting. Another Doctor who plans on ignoring me.

Forgive me if I don't carry your enthusiasm, but as far as I'm concerned, nothing has changed.

[ooc: spoilers for finale and 50th Anniversary head-canon ahead!]

kosch

To make sure I understand you, darling, you're bringing me out because he's been announced? [Koschei rolls her eyes.] Your reasons are appalling. If you excuse me, I have interesting things to do.

[Like pulling out her phone and flipping through twitter. #FuckThisNoise]

fucksookie

Right... You vanish for months and the first one of us up pick back up is me?

Way to ease back into things.

Whatever. Not like I'm doing anything important anyway.

facesmashing

WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO DO THESE KINDS OF THINGS TO ME?! IT'S NOT FUNNY, OKAY.

novokov_cocktail

Quit waffling and just put out the bait.

You know she'll bite. She always does...

bloodedsakura

Mun really ya think I'm bored in NYC (So not!, though wouldn't mind seeing Slim again... should post somethin' for that ya know). And let's see already on a boat, okay a ship that can go into space, but you want to strand me on HAWAII?

DUDE Not cool, I mean really, Island, cool, land awesome... BUT IT'S SURROUNDED BY WATER!

WHat's worse is you're planin on sendin' me somewhere where there's fricken monsters that make the sharks and those rhode island sized jellyfish look cute and fluffy. ARE YOU INSANE! nononono I will not be goin! I don't care if there's going to be kick ass big bots to play with I DO NOT WANT TO GO!

itstotallyaliens

So, let me get this straight. Before you even knew half my past, you knew you wanted me to throw me into the middle of some alternate, dystopian, war-torn future just to watch me pitch a fit, because you know I'm not going to believe any of it. You know where you want me. And I don't get any say, whatsoever? I'm a grown man, you know, I can tie my own shoelaces and everything. I should probably get some kind of say in this. Unless you're suddenly two things you're not: a guy, and a really heavy smoker.

But nope, I still don't get to pick where I go, and even then, I have to cool my heels around here and do this thing you call "voice testing"? My vocal cords work just fine, thank you, I've got plenty of people who can attest to that, and if you don't believe me I could just start singing.

Fun fact: you don't want me to sing.

And while we're at it, why don't you want me to look too hard at this Night Vale thing that Scully was talking about last night? Sure, she's not my Scully, but she's still Scully, I can tell that much, and - and --

Oh, wait. I get it. You're afraid. Even though you haven't even done that "reserve" thing yet... You're afraid I'll like the look of that Vale more, and I won't let you force-draft me into that crazy future fascist war brigade. I'm on to you now. ... Maybe you're more like the top brass than I thought, after all.

I'm really not sure I trust you, after all, mundane.

... and wait, since when are we obscure?!

theoldways

I'm not settling in or enjoying myself! Just because I want to be comfortable doesn't mean I'm perfectly fine with the situation, you know.

deducible

Now— I do believe it is somewhat customary to exhalt about how the paths the Fates have led us are, at best, undesirable.

[ His hands clasped neatly together, he rocks back and forth on his heels for a little bit. ]

I, however, would much prefer to bypass all that and wonder what exactly we're going to do next. Unless you'd rather me believe your impulsivity is pre-meditated secrecy rather than a lack of planning, of course. Far be it for me to add insult to injury.

antillar

Crows take you, woman, do you really think this is a good idea?

[ he's silent for a moment, face smoothing out and shifting into something of a carefree grin instead. ] Oh, all right. So long as there's some ale and ladies to be had.

mmiab

Still not ginger.

unknowing_user

We are not clones.

Want me to tell you that in program as well? You know, just in case you've been playing that messed up version of me for too long and all.

coldkiller

Look, mun, I can understand wanting to have some fun. Really! I'm a fun guy! I know how to party and... get down and stuff!

But sending me off to some horrible place really isn't the answer. I promise. Every possibility you've come up with has involved zombies or memory loss or monsters or something even worse, and I'm scared!

Plus, I have Dollie to worry about. Yeah! And school, don't forget! So clearly, there are way too many reasons why you should just leave me alone. Life is perfect as it is! Don't mess it up!

deciphering

Well, you did last longer than I estimated you would. Four months is a paltry amount, but for a mind as...underdeveloped as yours, it's an accomplishment worth some iota of positive attention. Be proud.

[this is just edwardese for "I'm going to miss that dumb place", isn't it.]

Hardly. That was the most polite way I could call you a horrific disappointment without hurling every uncouth adjective known to man at you. Let it be said that even in times of need I do not abandon my manners.

likethetragedy

You know why I'm not interested. [Not that it changes anything.] If you have to keep bringing me back, at least let me stay the way that I am in that temple. We both know its better if I never find out what's coming. Before you argue there are some things worth seeing, he's not enough.

clandestined

Mundane. Just because you feel that I should jump to my feet to, and I quote, 'defend my brother's honor' does not mean that I will.

As Sherlock has so eloquently told me in the past, he can handle himself.

...

Though it was quite rude for John to rebuke him so... publicly.

thesmokingman

[That man there? he was always there dear_mun. always. Sitting there with his cigarette defying all the laws of common decency.]

Of course, you won't find any pictures of me.

It's only natural. [He doesn't technically exist after all.] I'm not popular.

[He smiles, somewhere children shiver.]

As for the rest, your ... connections between strange towns, demonic law firms, weird islands, alternative dimensions...

[He stubs out his cigarette and folds his hands across his chest and just smiles.]

wheeloffire

I think you know far too well at this moment that I have but little hope.

Samwise has been with me from the moment we stepped foot from the Shire. Now that he is gone, and considering the time in which you drew me from our journey, I fear that the very worst is to come. Although it is a comfort to know that there are others whom have offered their assistance and care...it will not be the same.

...Though, it lifts my heart to know that you are doing well. Despite all that has happened and the time to come, I hope that your certainty will only continue to rise, mun.

check_for_a_pulse

Right. So, here we are.

You probably have no idea what you're doing are you? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Just don't do anything stupid. And no funny business. I've gone through a lot, so I want you to know that I don't want to end up in a place with any aliens or whatever messed up shit there is here cause of some bad idea you came up with, we clear? Good.

lookatthetime

My my, you're actually thinking of placing me somewhere!~ Even though you struggle to keep up with what you already have.

I must say I'm impressed with your determination, but it would be equally impressive to drop the thought of bringing those two into this headspace as well. There's only so much room, and I can't have them getting in my way.

I think we have issues.

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