Ok, this is getting ridiculous

[mowisthesoundacatmakes]

MOW.

[Translation: Have you ever been judged by a cat the size of a large elephant, Mun? Because that's what's happening. That's what's happening right now, because you are a silly person with far too much time on her hands. You are playing a giant cat on the internet. Look at your life, look at your choices. At least you have his tiny human with a door for a face in here. That's acceptable.

Also, give Marshmallow a bellyrub. He demands it.]

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[yesterdaystomorrow]

[As if B wouldn't recognize her favorite kitty right away!...Yes, of course the unique size of the beast certainly makes him stand out from other kitties too, but that wasn't important!]

Kitty kitty kitty! C'mon, boy! [And that would be the petite woman drawing out a kitty treat from her pocket. A normal-sized treat mind you, but most pet supply stores did not carry GIGANTIC size cat treats unfortunately.]

[mowisthesoundacatmakes]

[RIGHT, YES, YOU'RE ONE OF THE TINY BLUE-HAIRED HUMANS THAT FEEDS HIM. HE LIKES YOU.

HAVE AN AFFECTIONATE, PURRING HEADBUTT. ALSO THAT TREAT IS GETTING DELICATELY NOMMED.]

[yesterdaystomorrow]

[THANK YOU FOR NOT BITING OFF MY HAND, MARSHMALLOW.] There you go! How was that?

[Oh, she's just going to be beaming so very happily all night now.]

[mowisthesoundacatmakes]

[HE'S GOOD AT NOT BITING OFF HANDS, HE'S HAD LOTS OF PRACTICE. Granted, the less said about the first few times someone tried to feed him by hand, the better...

Anyway, Miss B, there is now a giant cat curling up next to you and purring deeply enough to register on the Richter scale.]

[yesterdaystomorrow]

[As long as he was curling up, Walter Girl B would absolutely be propping up against his side to give some deep, affectionate neck scratches there.]

You know, my little kitten back home would probably have a lot of fun with you! He may be about the size of your adorable nose, but I can see the pair of you getting into adorable kitty trouble together.

[mowisthesoundacatmakes]

PRRRRRT.

[AWW YISS NECK SCRITCHES. TELL HIM HOW ADORABLE HE IS AGAIN MISS B, HE LIKES THAT.

As long as the kitten doesn't start kitty-sassin' him, or grow up to be as huge as he is, they'll be good! Kitty-bros.]

[allez]

You are such a big cat! [Even so, what an adorable face.] Is someone looking after you?

1/2

[mowisthesoundacatmakes]

MROW.

[Wait for it...]

2/2

[greeterings]

[And somebody's peeking out from behind the giant kitty!]

That'd be me! His name's Marshmallow. I haven't seen him for some time now!

1/2

[allez]

Aw I wish I knew what you were saying. [She tilts her head curiously.]

2/2

[allez]

[This definitely warrants a gasp.]

Then I'm glad you found him! He seems like a wonderful kitty.

[greeterings]

He's pretty great, most of the time. Granted, the litter box is terrifying beyond all reason, and he has a tendency to lie down in front of the one doorway in the house that you want to enter, but generally he's very easygoing.

He doesn't seem to mind when I climb on his back and ride him around the house either, which is a plus! He rarely goes where I want to go, but... well, cat.

[allez]

He sounds like a normal cat. [So many giggles.] I didn't know they could be so big. Were his parents that big too?

[greeterings]

You know, I'm not really sure? I've never met them.

[allez]

I'm sure you would notice them if they were around!

[awfulsentimetal]

[Just when he thought he was safe from the extra long cat hair...]

...Hi, Marshmallow.

[mowisthesoundacatmakes]

[Spine, really now. Look at your life, when are you ever safe from weirdness?]

MROW.

[TRANSLATION: HELLO METAL PERSON WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A SCRATCHING POST.]

[dropthebase]

Aww, aren't you the sweetest looking kitty! C'mere precious!

[Delilah will ear-rub you into submission giant adorable bundle of fluff!]

[stayfluffy]

[Excited squeal!]

Marshmallow!