Well, this is all your fault.

[we_re_doomed]

You say you've been meaning to right your activity levels, dear Mundane, but I am most certain I have found myself repeating what you have been telling yourself. Plenty of things have been happening and there is much I should attend to. At the very least, I should be up to date with Cybertron's current events.

Oh, no, I'm not saying I don't believe you. I'm just pointing out the fact your forgetfulness happens at rather convenient intervals during the week. You may be doing it even now, I may add.

Well, don't look at me like that. I have been programmed for specific duties as a protocol droid. Typing out all sorts of nonsense isn't one of them–

–Of course speaking is my forte! I can stop any time I want to.

How rude.

Comments

I am so, so sorry.

[thegreatgonzo]

...I thought tapdancing was your forte.

jldfjk GONZO

[we_re_doomed]

I've been told that was on "off" days– I mean, no! That isn't right at all!

Re: jldfjk GONZO

[thegreatgonzo]

Really? You were actually pretty good. I mean, Id've done it while juggling sticks of lit dynamite and reciting Shakespeare's sonnets in reverse order, but not everyone has my artistic flair.

[we_re_doomed]

I was? I...I actually never knew I had it in me. But I'm quite certain no one will ever match your level of artistry.

[littledevil]

Huh, a robot. Are you one of the Kappa's escaped experiments or something?

[we_re_doomed]

The universal term we use is "droid," but you are correct. But an experiment? Oh no, I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. Protocol droid, to be more specific. I don't believe I've even met anyone by that name.