V-voice test oh gawd

[nodogpark]

Hello and good evening, listeners, mun. It appears I have been transported to a featureless white room with nothing in sight but a microphone and a table. And a single wooden chair.

Normally I would just call this 'Tuesday', but I've recently been informed it's going to last longer than the usual twenty four hours and ten minutes.

But, you take the good and the bad as they come, dear listeners, and as it seems I will be fed and entertained through this mandatory kidnapping, I find very little reason to panic.

And now, the news.