On her mun's room renovations

[persistent_humanity]

If I had known the prospect of a kitten was all it took to make you clean this much, I would have offered you one years ago.

Though I will say that all the painting and repairing you were doing a few weeks ago was a stark reminder of how I spent a vast majority of the year 2000. Just promise me you won't overwork yourself the way I did. I feel like that should go without saying, but you seem to be similarly inclined to let one project turn into another without realizing you have the ability to pause.

Regardless, it is nice to be in a much more organized space, so thank you for that. Here's hoping it stays this way.

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So I heard you needed more butlers in your life.

[angel_of_death]

As long as there isn't anyone in her house that has similar habits to your father, it should last at least a week or two.

Everyone in the world needs more butlers in their lives. Butlers are the best.

[persistent_humanity]

Well, there is the kitten. Who, upon inspection, seems to be markedly less interested in women and much more enthralled by pouncing at things and and running on just about every available surface. So, a week would be a fair estimate. Maybe six days.

[angel_of_death]

I suppose as long as you don't have papers laying about. I wouldn't know precisely, as I've never owned a kitten.

[persistent_humanity]

[Integra? With papers laying about? Perish the thought! ...aaand probably stay away from her room, because that's basically all it is anymore.]

Nor have I, so you can imagine the sort of adventure this is turning out to be. New vampires, I can deal with. Small cats? Not so much. She already gets into enough when it comes to the mun's craft supplies -- I shudder to think of a kitten anywhere near my desk. Especially since this one seems fond of laptops.

[Just because she said that, I'm sure there's an Alucard somewhere that's plotting to turn into a cat and pester the living hell out of her.]

[angel_of_death]

[Shh. Maybe he won't see this post. Maybe. Or hopefully he'll have enough dignity not to. One can hope for small mercies.]

I don't suppose you could train one to use the telephones and hang up on unwanted callers...

[persistent_humanity]

[You hope for miracles while I mentally prepare Integra for a six-eyed kitten "haphazardly" typing threatening letters to the Vatican.]

That...

[She trails off, the mental image of a kitten mewing and hanging up on Iscariot (and/or the other Knights) suddenly dawning on her.]

...that is actually a brilliant idea. Excuse me while I write a reminder to try this.

How the hell did I not see this reply?

[angel_of_death]

[There are limits to what even Alucard will do. Probably. It depends on the person playing Alucard.]

Glad to be of help, Sir!