so out of practice help

[deduce]

And of course, you're interested again.

You and I haven't exactly been on the best of speaking terms as of late, so your newfound 'kick' is incredibly predictable, especially after a certain teaser trailer. You see the smallest slither of new content and here you are, pretending everything's peachy.

Unfortunately, no. It isn't. I do hope you're planning on doing something interesting this time; your last attempts at 'fun' were nothing short of hideous.

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[womanwhobeatyou]

Given what you do for 'fun,' Mr. Holmes, I'd say you are hardly one to be talking.

[deduce]

What I do for fun has absolutely nothing to do with what she does for fun.

whoops 2/2

[deduce]

She thought Amatomnes would be fun.

[womanwhobeatyou]

[That makes her laugh.] On the contrary. I think that has everything to do with what you do for fun. You just don't like being on the receiving end.

[deduce]

Oh, double entendre. How witty.

[womanwhobeatyou]

Ah, so you did learn something at that little island.

[deduce]

Who says I had anything to learn?

[womanwhobeatyou]

The last time we met, I believe you had more than a little trouble with innuendo.

[you_dont_work_alone]

We all need a break now and again.

[deduce]

Apparently so.

[you_dont_work_alone]

That doesn't mean we shouldn't come back.

[deduce]

... Doesn't it?

[you_dont_work_alone]

No. Of course not.

[deduce]

You'll have to get rid of that moustache before we can be seen in public, though.

[you_dont_work_alone]

What's wrong with my mustache?

[deduce]

There aren't enough words in the English language to accurately describe everything that's wrong with your moustache.

[you_dont_work_alone]

I didn't know you cared about my appearance so much.

[deduce]

When something like that _{[ and he wrinkles his nose because that tache is so bad. it's one step away from a pornstache, john, that is not a good look on anyone. ]} happens, I'm afraid I have to step in.

[you_dont_work_alone]

So you're saying you would come back just for the mustache.

[deduce]

_{[ wait what. ]}

No, I didn't say that.

[you_dont_work_alone]

You said you have to step in. If you don't step in, I don't have to shave my mustache.

[Logic.]

[deduce]

I was being figurative. I would figuratively step in if you didn't shave your moustache.

[you_dont_work_alone]

How do you figuratively step in? And why would I shave it for that?

[nomeatonthesebones]

Yeah, you tell that sunvabitch what's what. These people gotta learn to stay outta our business. [Not that he's bitter that his mun's just dragged him out of the woodwork at a moment's notice or anything. Ingrate.]

[deduce]

You'll learn soon enough that they tend to be entirely in your business at any and all times.

_{[ ... also that sure is a nice bow and arrow you have... there... ]}

[nomeatonthesebones]

Yeah? Don't think my girl's got the stones to stick around too long. [Dude. It's a compound crossbow. Bow and arrows are so last century.] Just don't sit well with her what she's doin'.

[Daryl raises his chin, hefting said crossbow more firmly onto his shoulder.] Sounds like you've already got a handle on all this, huh?

[deduce]

What's she planning on doing, then?

_{[ yes. well. the mun forgot the word for crossbow and thought bow and arrow was close enough. ]}

I've been here long enough to know the way her mind works, yes.

[nomeatonthesebones]

So far? Makin' me jump through hoops for her. [Sherlock-shaped hoops in this case. Sherlock, with all of his intelligence and his innate Britishness and his swishy coat (which Daryl is only vaguely envious of because his poncho's looking a little worse for wear these days). The likes of Daryl Dixon, squirrel hunter and zombie killer, really have no business being anywhere near him.]

Whatever that's s'posed to mean. Ain't a man alive knows how a girl's brain works. [Not that Daryl's made much of an effort to try and figure it out since the whole apocalypse thing hit...]

[digby]

Gadzooks inky, this isn't another case of the dastardly machinations of my nemesis at work, is it!?

[aptitude]

Perhaps if you suggested something more to your liking, you'd have a more interesting time all the sooner.

like i wouldn't

[invalided]

Tipped well over hideous, didn't it?