dear_mun | Mar. 23rd, 2013

Mar. 23rd, 2013

$thebestoffense: (uh this is pretty a\\\k\\\ard you guys)$

i don't want you to think that i am discounting your skills in deciding what things it would be a good idea to do with me, but i am actually kind of worried? i don't exactly think this is the best place for a person like me to go is all i wanted to say. there are things that i am pretty good at, i guess, but maybe you should consider that they don't apply very well to fighting lots of people to the death somewhere that is basically terrible.

i would not say i exactly need help finding places that are basically terrible.

thanks for listening.

( horrible troll text version beneath cut )

renegadedriving

You think this is a good use of my time, mun? I have a whole damn galaxy to save. And digimon isn't exactly conductive to that.

. . .

What do you mean my guns probably won't work?! No, some kind of animal isn't a good replacement for bullets!

godlessblossom

Will I ever be free of this, mundane? Will you ever let me move past the illness? I don't want to forget. I don't want to die like the others. That place will only bring me to life so I can die again.

I won't let you kill me like that. I refuse to die so easily.

hatesthormost

I have no idea what you think this will accomplish, or why you seem to believe it will be amusing.

Especially considering the timeframe you wish to, as they say "pull me from".

juushinkan

I hope you'll forgive me for my chinsubordination. It was just such an easy target, I couldn't help myself.

You know I don't want to push you too far. Really, you're chinvaluable to me.

[Seriously, brosef? Seriously?]

dissonance5

Clever. Using a word from the English dictionary. I guess it makes sense considering where you decided to bring me from, but doesn't it make it less interesting?

I mean, what other kind of names could you have done that would have at least made me seem a bit less....I don't know, vague?. It's just missing something.

Look. If you decided to just hang around in this "musebox" that your friend has, it's really not going to bother me. I'm liking Selene, she's pretty fun to be around. If you decide to finally finish your information for where you want me to go, I'm all right with that too.

twodragons

Don't act like you're actually trying to give me a say in anything. We both know that's not the reason you let me out here. No matter how much I argue, you're not going to send me anywhere else, nor are you going to let me choose which point in my life I'll be from when I get there.

So let's just skip all the nonsense and start the awkward chatting with others in my position. That's what this is for, right?

I feel ridiculous.

crampinmyback

Another game? Really? You haven't even been keeping up with the current one- Well yes, I suppose that's as good a reason as any...

Buh-b-but me? ME me, in a game like-? Especially with you deciding to go with my normal self. Which! [Wags finger at.] You think long and hard about the canon point, mister! Alright? I don't want to go into this thing an emotional wreck. 'Course, I wouldn't want to be a failure either... Nor do I want to be an egotistical, callous jerk.

...

Are you sure about the "canon not AU" thing? No, nah you're not going for it? Nn'alright. It was worth a shot.

Just... be careful okay? You've got more than enough time to write this thing. Maybe sit back and rewatch the movie.

Hint.

Just sayin'. Oh don't look at me like that.

inky_tiger

Hello Mun, It has been a rather long while hasn't it? I was beginning to think you had forgotten all about this old cat, well not to worry- I didn't miss you all that much. I'm rather good at keeping myself busy while you have been doing, whatever it is that keeps you so occupied.

If you're thinking of throwing me into one of those games, I would welcome a change of scenery and a little bit of excitement. Try not to keep me waiting, these limbs of mine need a good stretch.

ithinkthereforeiham

HUMAN!!!

This does not even come close to amusing me. You, like that insufferable Ted, have stripped me of my playthings and confined me to this eternal prison. As if I was not already being forced to undertake my own personal hell. This issue can be remedied, remedied quite easily in fact, though it will be no quick task. This is far from a partnership, you Darwinian nightmare. This is simply, ah... a temporary truce. For the time being, those urchins that reside within your head will do nicely for torture victims, and perhaps they will give me the amusement I require.

twistedcircuits

Look what you did. Look at it. Look what you did to me. Are you happy now? I'm being sexually harassed by an AI that hasn't seen an upgrade since they washed their socks with rocks in a river. I hope you understand I have to do something about it.

I don't care how much you like him. This isn't cute. It's horrible. If I could be in the same room as you right now you wouldn't be laughing so much. You'd probably be very dead, actually.

From all the bullets. Or all the neurotoxin. To be quite honest I'm so enraged I can't pick which horrible death would suit you better right now.

Get me out of there immediately before I repurpose him as a lamp.

gleans

Hey. Know what I think we should do tomorrow? I think we should write. It'll be good for the both of us, huh? Like -- I don't care what it is; let's just do something, get out of this fucking mud.

Go to bed, dude, it's balls AM. C'mon -- we'll crank some shit out tomorrow.

Galen

can_fall_no_lower

[His eyes are a dull, unimpressed black, as reflective as mirrors themselves.] How much of my world's history and culture do you plan on writing out and posting? If you're so concerned about world-building perhaps you should take my advice and not apply me anywhere. I have no desire to be shoved somewhere crawling with vicious verminous humans, and you have no confidence in what you have written so far as a concept. [His eyes turn a warm brown as he speaks, straining to sound polite or remotely respectful.]

Is throwing me at so many monsters here not enough for you? It's trying enough to endure daily encounters with humans without also suffering through you butchering summaries of my world, religion and life on top of that. I don't even want to contemplate the headaches called 'games' you're looking at. Is there not one solely for non-humans? That doesn't seem like much to ask. [His eyes just finally go red after a pause and a sigh. There's only so much Alisdair can take.]

And on that note - if you expect 'smut' from me, you may as well wish for every river to turn to stone. Touching another person is hard enough. Touching a human makes me want to vomit. I would rather die and join the Gods in the afterlife where even you cannot find me.

Current Mood: aggravated

thenightsurgeon

Nothing like a little nostalgia to inspire?

What makes you think I have any more to say to you?

sonof_thrain

Really now. The Tower of Animus? Would you cease this madness now? I no longer wish to be thrown about like some trinket of yours. I am on a quest to reclaim my homeland, yet you wish to send me to some tower. I think not.

'Tis full of....elves. [He made a face.] Elves of all people! You think me foolish? Nay, I will not be tossed into a tower full of them. You have lost your wits finally.

Current Mood: annoyed

bigsoftie

I do not regret the actions I took. You should not regret it either.

But I am curious. What is this place you speak of? Why is it called an awakening?

I do not think I will like it. My life is already torn apart by the nightmares of my past. I'd rather play that game with the small robot friend or even Michelangelo. What did you call it? Organ Trail?

tarnishedservant

Respectfully, this is not a good idea. You know how angry he was that I was gone even that short amount of time.

[Nervously, Diarmuid's fingers twist the end of the golden earring that wraps around his ear. The earring is shaped like a snake--a very flashy, gaudy, golden snake--whose head sits where the top of his ear meets his head and whose ruby eyes glare out at the world almost as if to challenge it somehow. The snake's body follows the curve of his ear until it reaches his ear lob where another ruby pierces it and lets the tail dangle free. It's this piece that Diarmuid keeps twisting--the motion practiced as if it's something he does a lot.]

How can you even think of asking around to see what games will take AU characters like myself? If you thought he was angry then, just think of how angry he would be to have me completely off on my own! And I--

(So you're saying you wouldn't jump at the chance to be out from under his foot for the first time in 10 years?)

I--

(Be honest. If you remember how to be.)

[Diarmuid doesn't respond. Instead, he just stares out at nothing, fingers still twisting the end of his earring.]

tailmon_pi

You know what they say about nostalgia mun?

That it's better left in the past.

We had our fun back then. But the good old days are long behind us. And if you look closer you'll remember that sometimes they weren't so good.

...

Of course I miss him. I miss all of them. I miss the Inn, I miss my home. But what's gone is gone and you're just fooling yourself if you think sending me to another Digital World is going to bring back any of those old feelings.

And Palmon...look I know she's more eager and open minded then I am but she gets hurt easier too. So don't go after her. Just...let it be.

We saved the Digital World once before. I don't need anymore heartbreak.

Seriously mun...stop.

burning_star

What do you mean you "look up to me?" Are you insane-- well. I am pretty amazing but-- it's nothing a mundane like you can learn from.

spellcastings

It's been a while, hasn't it? I can't say I'm too surprised, really. You do seem to have a fondness of those from my world. At least it's not Mayfield once more, it seems I can be glad for that much.

But, honestly now, a place with Digital Monsters? I've no idea who would have thought of such a thing let alone decide where the logic in people going there is. Nevermind that if they're really monsters they can't be as friendly as you claim. Wouldn't that make their name a bit misleading?

Oh, it's foolish to ask you any questions, I don't know why I bother.

If you're really going to go through with this again you best get to reviewing the material again. It has been a while since you have, after all.

soul_scatter

Mun-san.

No.

[That's all he has to say.]

renedouche

Look, when you're able to save an entire district from a Collector plague, then you've got the right to judge me.

Until then, stay out of my face.

damaged

You couldn't be more wrong. Sending me somewhere would be a very worthwhile enterprise. I make friends everywhere I go.

And bodies, sure. But it's for a good cause.

tora_olafsdotter

Um, Miss Mun...

I keep hearing about it, what is angst?

[Oh, oh Tora, sweetheart. You don't want to know about angst.]

Everybody seems to have it. Do I want some?

[No honey, you don't]

But..is it tasty? Is it pretty? If so many people like it why wouldn't I?

[Tora, this is why I love you. But you're not getting angst.]

Ok, Miss Mun.

Then can I have ice cream and hot cocoa instead?

thoughtandflow

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cibovoyant

Oh, hey! Weren't you trying to drag Tony around this whole roleplaying thingy first? Not that I'm complaining, or anything. I love him, but he was pretty much born with a stick up his butt. And if anybody would know that much for sure, it'd be me. Good to know you went for the fun twin!

So, boss, what's our game plan?! Hit me with your best shot! I'm ready when you are!

cantouchtheair

Looks like you remembered me after that trailer, huh? Well, I guess I should have expected that. But you know, if I didn't tell my dad whether Avery was a boy or girl, what makes you think I'll tell you?

Besides, that isn't even the most important thing that happened. I'm pretty sure some new super villain and the agency trying to take him down is a little more important than finding out who my friends are.

I'm just saying.

beetlecave

Okay, okay, so I guess I'm back. Good job, by the way. It only took you what... four years to pull me back out again?

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything but you really should clean up in there.

Anyway, what's the plan, boss? Are we going to give this another shot? You really should probably track down my other issues. I'm sure there's been other stuff I've been in. Something about a reboot? What- What's that face for? What did they do?

Do I wanna know?

robotfightclub

Let's face it, we both knew it was coming. Just a matter of time, right?

[pause]

...I'll be fine. Might take awhile, but it's not like this hasn't happened before. Who knows? Maybe some alone time is just what I need.

trainsurdragons

As excited as I am to see you're trying to send me to a game, you seemed awfully...hesitant about it. Three games are a lot to handle, I know. It's just a reserve though so...try to not worry about it so much. We'll just watch and see how much bigger the game gets, and decide what to do from there.

But uh...

Digimon?

I know you keep saying this is a place I'd really fit in but....I really don't understand why, unless Digimon are anything like dragons...

hasthepotential

Oh hey, Mun! ♥ Take it the way I mean it, and no disrespect meant whatsoever - I've seen your work and it's really great! I think we're a perfect match, actually!

...but don't you think you're getting a little ahead of yourself? Just a bit? I can completely understand being excited, though...so am I! I guess it doesn't hurt to get right into practicing, right?

Once we're comfortable enough with each other, then we can start considering games. I assure you that'll happen in no time at all! I've been told I'm pretty easy to open up to!

escapists

...Oh? You don't seem good enough for me. I don't have time to waste on weaklings like you.

symmetrophile

As far as curses go this one was mild, dare I say even harmless, so I'd appreciate an explanation for all this melancholic sighing, my mundane acquaintance.

[Sure, the grim reaper's powers had been ripped from him, and in their place he had to go around wearing a ridiculous costume and -- of all things -- slinging magical spells. That's right! For two weeks, Vatheon had become a hodge-podge of RPG tropes, and that meant its residents/captives/guinea pigs had to follow along with the theme.]

And even so, I'll be taking Rin Okumura and Maka along on a topside expedition to explore the island. A precisely organized campsite to my exact specifications has already been prepared. This trip is a much-needed reprieve to set all our minds at ease.

[Especially Maka. She's hanging in there like the trooper she is, but can we say depressed? And who goes camping in early spring?!

Don't forget what's coming down the proverbial pipeline, either: did you even see Liz Thompson on the reserves page? What about your impending update?]

First of all, I fail to see how an update should be upsetting. I'm as eager as you to find out how we've been faring back home. For another--

[...]

--Wait, did you say Liz?

tacticaloffense

Mundane, I implore you.

I realize that I share the same space with Chrom but... please, for the love of the fell dragon, would you not make him suffer anymore? He does not deserve such treatment. Please.

Also, I do not understand the name change. "Robin" would have been fine but you insist to call me Adrien. I suppose that is something I can live with. While I do not... agree with your choices, and there are many of them, I suppose there are worse things.

Finally, I only have a few requests. If we are to find a home, it would be good to have someone I am familiar with. And also, please keep... your entertainments contained.

...You aren't listening to me, are you.

womanwhobeatyou

Really dear, it's about time you stop snivelling.

If you want us to be anything remotely active, you're simply going to have to accept that it will be difficult to encounter individuals about whom you know nothing, but then that's what research is for, isn't it, pet? You learn something new and I know what they like. But you best get on with it. As entertaining as it is to spin Mr. Holmes around in circles, there are many more people, many more potential clients and their secrets to discover.

So do us both a favour, dear, and get on with it.

always_performing

Pfft, yeah right. I am the best OC you have ever made, hands down. I mean, I'm the only one with super powers, for one, and for another I am way less of a prude than the others. I actually do shit. The rest of them are all talk. But, y'know, they're not bad roomies up in this headspace thing, actually. You know me - I like everybody, even the kind of bland your mind's filled with. Somebody should get these guys some beer and a good beat, help 'em let loose.

[This is why you're never going anywhere, Quin.]

Bullshit. I can see you side-eyeing games already. Find a place that takes mutants and I will rock that shit. I'm bored outta my mind up here anyway. Haven't found a single person who knows a thing about dance in your headspace. The least you could do is let me get out and blow off some energy. The other muses won't let me in the living room after I danced on the table - which is totally unfair. I didn't even break anything. And I said I was sorry.

Anyway. You. Me. Games. C'mon already.

Current Mood: bouncy

lostmyblue

Miss Munny.

My last time talking to you wasn't under the... best circumstances, and we both know why. [because you're from and AU that sucks? hahaha.

that's a dirty look Amy's shooting in the munly direction.]

But being idle doesn't fit a go-getting girl like me and even if it does mean you're going to take me from home and put me into a game? I gueeeeeeeeeess I can deal with it.

[a beat.]

As long as it means you're not going to go around making things worse!

like_the_rifle

Hell sucked. Thanks for that one, by the way, I can tell we're gonna be great pals already. And quit psychoanalyzing my taste in porn, you total nutjob.

Is it too late for me to get out of here, or am I stuck with your ass?

childofthemoon

Shouldn't Wonderland be a little more 'Off with their head' and a little less 'open air looney bin'? Not that I know, I've never been there. [Surprise. Like she ever gets to go anywhere.] Seriously though, the whole thing with the mirror alter egos and the place using my memories for events... Sounds more like a bad movie than a rabbit hole, y'know? Yeah, we all get the irony of how you're sending "Little Red Riding Hood" there, but no one's laughing, y'know.

I mean, I said I wanted to see the world and have adventures, so I guess I can't technically complain. I'm still gonna do it. You really like sending me places without my cloak and without control over the wolf, right? And the fact that you're basically just sending me there so you can turn the other people into fairy tale characters... You're impossible, mun.

And how is it fair that you're not even looking for a place where I'd have my friends and family? They need me, now more so than ever, and I keep finding and losing them. That's not how things were supposed to go at all...

aeviternity

You're trying put me in a place I can keep fucking dying? What's wrong with you, are you crazy?

[Yeah must be crazy, dying really sucks, what's wrong with this mun, seriously.]

[A brief pause.]

Yeah, I know they probably won't be there either, Stan, Kyle, fuck, even Cartman. Not that I could stand him on his own anyway, even if he was like, the only one of anyone I knew there. This is total shit, at least put me some where cool.

dorkwonder

Trust me mun, I get that it's not every day a guy gets to run a Warlocks and Warriors group for the likes of Steph, Kara, Lana, and possibly Cass if she wants to play. [Two Batgirls, a Supergirl, and someone else who has enough power to be a Supergirl. They could be their own W&W party]

But hanging out with them isn't the same as hanging out with Conner and Bart. [He misses his bros.]

hearton

I don't understand why you think my journal name is so funny. Am I missing the joke?

And you really shouldn't be goofing off when you have things to do. You told your friend you were going to write her something. You can't just go back on your word. Plus, you keep saying you have tags to do. Maybe you should do those things instead of making icons for me. Especially since you keep saying how much you hate making icons.

Also, I really appreciate the thought, but could you please stop trying to set me up with other guys? I love Louis very much, you know.

strangles

Hey, hey! That was your own fault for not taking up responsibility. Miss me all you want, but you really need to get your priorities straight, I can't believe you still haven't got that!

Of course I'm chewing out on you! I'm-- happy that you still remember me. But you're going to a be a grownup one day and you can't just roll around and not plan ahead.

onlythingtofear

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.

sandwhips

[ WELP. sandy's not real impressed with being taken away from his work, but at least he's going somewhere sort of familiar.

still. he doesn't often take trips up to visit north, so hopefully north will show up to give them all a grand tour. 8| HANDS ON HIPS. ]

makingstevensonproud

While I appreciate the attention I don't quite feel that it is warranted. You don’t have the time to even be considering this. It’s irresponsible.

If you're so determined why don't you simply utilize my comic counterpart since you're so fond of him? You'll have far more history to work with and at least... [At least he gets the girl but he can't bring himself to say as much so he lets that trail off, looking away uncomfortably.

And then, quietly,] I don't see why you'd want me like this anyway

personally

Anything else you'd like to add, or are you going to leave me back in the depths of your mind again?

I didn't think so.

corvus_veritas

So this is finally it, huh?

...I honestly can't say I'll ever miss that place, 'torture me for your own amusement' moments aside, but there were quite a few people there that I don't regret meeting, at least.

Just take care of yourself, okay mun? And don't feel bad. Focusing on school is ultimately more important than throwing me into any more dangerous situations, anyway.

protein_junkie

Finally looking to put me somewhere, huh? [He chuckles a little.] It's about time if you ask me. Even if one of the places you're considering is an underwater prison.

But you should know that once you start, I won't let you quit. Nothing's worth doing if you don't plan on following through.

selfmadespeedster

So Mun I know this was supposed to be some sorta voice testing ground but can I say something first?

What are you thinking?!

Our first "adventure" is gonna be to a land full of tye dye horses?! You've gotta be kidding me! If you're gonna send me to some place shouldn't it be to a land where my speed will do some good? Is there even crime in talking tye dye horse land?

_{[He groans. Mun explains that there isn't much crime but there are occasional villains there who threaten the peace and the power of friendship. Wally's mouth goes slightly ajar.]}

Mun. Tell me you're joking.

moranic

Will you stop fretting about the history and the particulars? What's past is dead, probably at the hands of yours truly. You're gonna be proven dead wrong in a few months anyway, so fuck it. Just give me something to shoot. Or something to drink. Or both. You're boring me and the end result ain't gonna be good for anybody.

What, and now you're worried about looking stupid-- Oh, piss off. Go back to the tosser with the tweed, you haven't got the sac for a guy like me. Shit or get off the pot, come on.

yearnful

Mademoiselle,

There are so many things I want to experience - so much to taste and touch and feel and think - and I know I can be useful to you too, oui? And to my friends as well. Adventure is calling and I'm going to answer it so relax, switch off, we have places to be and people to meet.

Jehan.

stonefree

...Well...now what?

You haven't even finished reading my canon and now you're thinking of playing me somewhere? You still have a hundred chapters to go! What do you think you're doing anyway?

Yare yare dawa...

lesbianthiefbait

Miss mun-! Why'd you hafta go an' pick somethin' so embarrasin' for a name?! What was wrong with the first one ya liked? Ah mean-well, it aint that I don't like her or nothin', it's just so...aaah, why couldn't you've just gone with ol' countrysoldier or whatever it was?

rangerandking

I cannot say if this choice will bring me ill or good yet I see that you stand firm by your decision. {He takes a long draw from his pipe.} Let this not be a mistake. You are aware of where I would rather be.

pillars

Oh my god, you're adorable. Just precious. You're so fucking picky about where to put me this time. What, you scared?

Listen, here's my list of demands: you put me somewhere I can stretch my legs, somewhere I can have some fun, somewhere I'm not going to be tortured every day ideally but, shit, I know that's a stretch for you - put me someplace nice and I'll be sweet.

Aw, I miss Peaches, too. Who wouldn't? And I was just about to figure her out.

twopercent

Stop being so eager to get this show on the road.

kingofnightmares

Proud? Of what? That little fight I had with that creature, and having dealt with that boy?

[You didn't deal with Dib, Pitch, you saved him.]

I had to, or else I would have had to deal with his 'family' plus Megamind, back in the city. I would have had to break the news to them that a monster had carried the boy away. And that little story would have only bled out to everyone else if I had not saved him.

I only saved him to cover my trail.

...Stop beaming, you're hurting my eyes.

robocreep

[Guess who isn't sorry. Not sorry at all. He's got some good pictures. Now he just has to unload all this data on a Shockwave or into a system somewhere and everything will be fine. Yes he did spend a good chunk of his afternoon essentially playing with little talking action figures, what of it?

They're goddamn magic action figures. One of them had a flame thrower. One of them had a black hole in his chest. Or whatever it was, he doesn't really care, it just shouldn't be.

The mun needs to stop giving him all these dirty looks, he has important things to do.

Seriously, not one fuck is being given over some tiny robot's hurt feels.]

I think we have issues.

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