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Alisdair Dubtane Mohlan ([personal profile] can_fall_no_lower) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-03-23 03:21 am

This is pointless, mundane.

[His eyes are a dull, unimpressed black, as reflective as mirrors themselves.] How much of my world's history and culture do you plan on writing out and posting? If you're so concerned about world-building perhaps you should take my advice and not apply me anywhere. I have no desire to be shoved somewhere crawling with vicious verminous humans, and you have no confidence in what you have written so far as a concept. [His eyes turn a warm brown as he speaks, straining to sound polite or remotely respectful.]

Is throwing me at so many monsters here not enough for you? It's trying enough to endure daily encounters with humans without also suffering through you butchering summaries of my world, religion and life on top of that. I don't even want to contemplate the headaches called 'games' you're looking at. Is there not one solely for non-humans? That doesn't seem like much to ask. [His eyes just finally go red after a pause and a sigh. There's only so much Alisdair can take.]

And on that note - if you expect 'smut' from me, you may as well wish for every river to turn to stone. Touching another person is hard enough. Touching a human makes me want to vomit. I would rather die and join the Gods in the afterlife where even you cannot find me.

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