Canon is BBC!Sherlock. This seemed like such a great idea until I decided to actually test it.

[moranic]

Will you stop fretting about the history and the particulars? What's past is dead, probably at the hands of yours truly. You're gonna be proven dead wrong in a few months anyway, so fuck it. Just give me something to shoot. Or something to drink. Or both. You're boring me and the end result ain't gonna be good for anybody.

What, and now you're worried about looking stupid-- Oh, piss off. Go back to the tosser with the tweed, you haven't got the sac for a guy like me. Shit or get off the pot, come on.