dear_mun | Looking around for games

Entry tags:

Looking around for games

You're trying put me in a place I can keep fucking dying? What's wrong with you, are you crazy?

[Yeah must be crazy, dying really sucks, what's wrong with this mun, seriously.]

[A brief pause.]

Yeah, I know they probably won't be there either, Stan, Kyle, fuck, even Cartman. Not that I could stand him on his own anyway, even if he was like, the only one of anyone I knew there. This is total shit, at least put me some where cool.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Did someone say Cartman.]

What'd you say about me, Kenny?

[Jesus fucking christ, sometimes it's almost like Cartman has powers too.]

That you're hard to deal with, fat ass. But I guess you're better than nothing.

Damn straight I am. You should be grateful, Kenny. After all this time I still put up with your broke ass.

[Wait when did this become about you, Cartman. OH WAIT everything is about him, I forgot.]

Fuck you, you'd be just as poor as me in some new place too!

[Ugh, yes, continue to be as frustrating as ever. At least you're not trying to be poor yourself still.]

Nuh-uh! You wanna bet? I bet you I could make ten million dollars faster than you wherever you go!

Yeah, you probably could. People feeling sorry for your fatass, hahaha. Besides you'd just lie to them to get it anyway.

So? You'd just suck their dicks.

Fuck you! You probably would too! [Okay, laughing a little now.] Like with Butters, man, that was really fucking funny.

As opposed to, what... a place where you can only die once?

[Chuckling.]

When you find somewhere like that, let me know, 'kay?

Some places have rules against it, it'd be nice to go to one of those places.

Even if I don't think those rules would really work for me, since I die all the fucking time.

...Or I guess we die all the time, you are me, right?

Oh, I'm you, all right.

[This is the second time he's met himself in this place. Now that the initial shock has worn off, he finds it pretty cool.]

You know, the only fucking places this mun has considered for me are ones where I can die as many times as she wants me to, or ones where dying is totally inevitable? [He sighs and rolls his eyes.] What a bitch.

Sounds like. The place I'm being considered for has some kind of death cap and then I become a ghost- hell actually that doesn't sound so bad... Being a ghost, hey? Could do some cool shit as a ghost and actually stay dead finally...

Until she puts another application in for me apparently. Shit's really fucking stupid.

[Kenny wrinkles his nose.]

After that time with Rob Schneider and that pot roast, I'm not sure if I'd feel safe even as a ghost. Less painful than dying all the time, though, that's for sure.

[He flashes a smile and goes to pat his other self on the back.]

But, hey! Good fucking luck, dude! Maybe you'll have a shot at staying alive in a whole new place.

Staying alive- yeah, be nice hey? [A laugh, shoving playfully back.]

Your mun thinking about putting you anywhere lately?

Some faggy tower, or an even faggier arena. [Breathtaking descriptions, Kenny.] Both definitely not places where I'd have a shot at staying alive.

[It's surprisingly refreshing to be able to talk so openly about how often he dies. A little weird that it's himself he's talking to, but hey, it sure as hell beats the alternative.]

How 'bout you?

Arena? Anything like that bitchin' place with all the tits?

Uh, well this place where she has other people already I guess. Some weird alien clown and some robot dude. It's on a big faggy boat and a lot of really shitty stuff happens to people all the time. [A sigh.]

Kinda hoping it won't be that place though...

Uh, maybe, but less tits and more fighting to the death, I guess? ...So no, not really.

Yeah, my mun already has some people in that faggy tower. A Nazi and a ninja or something, so basically just as weird as robot alien clowns or whatever the fuck. A ton of shitty stuff happens there, too, but I'm not sure if it's more or less shitty than whatever happens on the S.S. Homo or wherever it is you might be going.

[He stops and rolls his eyes skyward again, sounding pretty exasperated.] God, are all muns as fucked up as ours?

Lame, dude.

Ninja nazi? Hahaha, wow, sounds like a complete ass hole. The ninja part's cool though, if that's what he really is.

Probably, a lot of people talk about torturing their muses on this stupid fucking thing called plerk or whatever. So it's pretty common I guess. Still fucked up.

Yeah, really.

I think they're two different people? Maybe. I can't keep all this shit straight. All I know is that I'm basically the most normal muse she has, and I can't go a week without getting splattered across the pavement or something. [He shrugs.] Shit's pretty fucked.

Oh man, I've heard of that thing. All the muns have boners for it, right? It's like some gigantic, sadistic hivemind, ugh. [He shudders a bit, but ends up cracking a smile, too.] I guess I wouldn't mind it that much, though, if I get laid wherever it is my mun sends me. Some decent action would help offset the pain of it all. Y'know?

Ninja's cool though, nazi's a douche. Ugh just reminds me of Cartman. [A laugh, kind of... bitter.] Ha, right. Well normal besides the whole not being able to die thing.

Yeah, basically a huge shit hole where they jack off into constantly thinking anyone gives a shit. Whoa no- that's be totally awesome. If that happens where I'm sent I think I could deal with it, definitely! Hell, even a bj would be totally fucking awesome.

Ugh, yeah, same. [He wrinkles his nose, though he's still smiling.]

Well, my friend- [He slides an arm around Kenny's shoulders.] -luckily for us, I hear those mun chicks? Totally into the smutty roleplay stuff. It's like, their signature thing, no joke. ...Well, aside from torturing us. But you know what I mean.

[A grin, raising his brows.]

Tell me about it. Mine's doing it right now! Too bad it's just really fucking gay stuff. Still watching though, why the fuck not. Boring without any tits though.

... [He puts a hand up to his mouth and giggles.] You know, if you wanna add some tits to your gay stuff, you could always get her to pair you up with Cartman...

[Aaaand, he's just straight-up laughing now. Until he realizes that ew, that's himself he's trolling. That backfired quickly.]

-Oh, gross, I shouldn't have fucking imagined that shit.

Tch- she probably would if she knew anyone that- Eugh, no why- eugh, fuck! [Shakes his head, feeling his stomach clench.]

So gross- what the fuck! And in that fucking Coon outfit you could practically see how they moved and everything, oh my fucking god, dude! [Wow, shoving you/himself now! What the heck, man! The potential of that happening is terrifying.]

[Kenny accepts the shove, tugging the drawstrings of his parka to keep the hood tightly closed.]

Aaah! Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I didn't think that through! [He thinks too hard about that Coon outfit, and-] Oh, god, dude, yuck!

Yeah, I know! And he thought Mysterion's underwear is bad.

[Kenny cracks an eye open, casting a wary glance at the other Kenny.]

Hey, man. Mysterion's whole get-up is hot. There's no way I'll ever let Cartman tell me any fucking different.

Hot and cool. [His smile's back.] No shit, since when does Cartman ever really get a say?

[He laughs again.] Yeah, you're right. I almost wanna say I feel sorry for him, but I'm not ready to forgive him for those mental images just yet.

[Even though that was kinda his fault. Oops. Not sorry!]

Yeah- but nothing compares to how pissed I still am at him about that NASCAR bullshit. That trumps his flabby man boobs anytime.

[At the mention of that incident, he goes from smiling to glaring in the blink of an eye.]

Man, fuck him. God, I was so ready to shoot that fat asshole...

Yeah, I tried to- uh, we tried to. [Glaring as well, double glare.]

Wish he woulda really crashed.

Wish that jackass security guard would've gotten his panties all untiwsted!

Ugh, he makes it really hard to be sympathetic when he's such a gigantic douche.

I know, fucker just didn't understand how important it was... Ugh yeah, how can anyone be such a prick. [Though, a small laugh follows.]

He's so fucking dumb though, that's pretty great. Oh shit- remember when he took a picture of Butter's dick in his mouth?

[He snorts, then covers his mouth, doubling over with laughter.]

Oh my god, that was the gayest fucking thing. Poor Butters, but I'm glad he's the one who gets to deal with shit like that. Leave it to Butters and Kyle to divert that asshole's attention away from the rest of us for a while.

Better him than me, yeah. Kyle takes so much of his shit, it's hilarious. How he keeps dealing with Cartman's shit I'll never know but it's amazing.

[He shrugs.]

He's probably a masochist or something. A really persistent masochist.

Fuck if I know. Selfish as hell, but I guess he can be fun sometimes, inbetween all the crap.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Looking around for games

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

hope a late reply is cool!

S'cool

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject