homeless, maybe looking, maybe tu shanshu someday, maybe maybe maybe

[pillars]

Oh my god, you're adorable. Just precious. You're so fucking picky about where to put me this time. What, you scared?

Listen, here's my list of demands: you put me somewhere I can stretch my legs, somewhere I can have some fun, somewhere I'm not going to be tortured every day ideally but, shit, I know that's a stretch for you - put me someplace nice and I'll be sweet.

Aw, I miss Peaches, too. Who wouldn't? And I was just about to figure her out.

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[untilmydarknessgoes]

Wow. Don't I feel like a cheap date?

[pillars]

You're a super cheap date.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You were probably a crap lay anyway.

[pillars]

I can't help it if you're not as compelling as she is.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well she clearly liked me better.

[pillars]

Or she wanted to get you dealt with first. [kanyeshrug]

But hey, I could probably do the consumptive unrequited love thing, what do you think?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Depends on how much effort you plan to put into your languishing.

[pillars]

I do everything a hundred percent, you should know that.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

That remains to be seen.

[pillars]

Ooh. A challenge. We could just play strip poker, you know. Quicker and easier.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Only because you cheat.

[pillars]

If you don't cheat, we're not friends anymore.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Just what kind of man do you think I am?

[pillars]

A bastard.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Then you know our friendship is solid as a rock.

[pillars]

Birds of a feather and all that shit.

[eightdead]

You missed me? Aw. I'm touched.

[pillars]

Of course I did, honey. What were you expecting?

[eightdead]

I know I'm fabulous, peaches, but not everyone is smart enough to see it.

[pillars]

To hell with them. Let me take you on a magic carpet ride.

[eightdead]

Will there be rape metaphors? Please tell me there will be.

But I'll also accept fireworks.

[pillars]

For you I'd do both.

[eightdead]

My nether-regions are quivering already.

[pillars]

That's my girl.

[eightdead]

Mmhmm. So is your mun really considering the giant turtle?

[pillars]

Maybe. Somebody else is going there anyway, which means she could get me in, so . . . could be. And anything's more exciting than white space.

[eightdead]

Yeah, the headspace isn't exactly amazing. Minimalists were lying when they said it was a good thing.

[pillars]

I'm getting a little stir crazy.

[eightdead]

Don't worry, peaches, I'm here to make your life more exciting again.

[pillars]

All I ever wanted, you know that.

[problematical]

Not scared.

[pillars]

I ever say you should be?

[problematical]

You said peaches.

[ which isn't very scary ]

[pillars]

These peaches are scary.

[problematical]

Rotten?

[pillars]

To the core. But in a good way.

[problematical]

[ River's obviously thinking this over, no doubt trying to parse a dozen theoretical equations into that scenario. ]

Bad for eating, makes you sick. Can't help it though, can't stop, it tastes too good and you just want more.