Goddamnit Soundwave

[robocreep]

[Guess who isn't sorry. Not sorry at all. He's got some good pictures. Now he just has to unload all this data on a Shockwave or into a system somewhere and everything will be fine. Yes he did spend a good chunk of his afternoon essentially playing with little talking action figures, what of it?

They're goddamn magic action figures. One of them had a flame thrower. One of them had a black hole in his chest. Or whatever it was, he doesn't really care, it just shouldn't be.

The mun needs to stop giving him all these dirty looks, he has important things to do.

Seriously, not one fuck is being given over some tiny robot's hurt feels.]

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[malfunctionbot]

[ALL OF MY HURT FEELS, BUDDY.]

[robocreep]

[WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT IT]

[malfunctionbot]

[I AM A MAN I DON'T CRY *sniffle*]

[robocreep]

[YOU ARE A HUGE BABY. GO ON, ANTAGONIZE THE GIANT ROBOT. SEE WHAT HAPPENS]

[malfunctionbot]

[BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE-oh who is he kidding like he can stop himself.]

Y'know, B-B-Big Guy, it's one thing t' mess around with me, b-but th' second ya mess with my brothers, that's when ya g-get on my bad side.

[robocreep]

[Look at him, he's petrified. Really no he's shaking in his giant metal pedes.

... Soundwave just stares down at him blankly. Guess who he also messed with? Peter. He messed with him too. Dangled him and everything. What are you gonna do about it?]

[malfunctionbot]

[And Rabbit may be just a bit more protective over Peter than his brothers because 1) fleshy and delicate and 2) just recently brought back from the grave. So yeah, one unhappy automaton, glaring up at you, buddy.]

What? Don't g-got anythin' t' say t' me? 'Bot got yer tongue?

[lovesbobbydarin]

[YOU STILL OWE HIM A NEW SHIRT, YOU BIG JERK]

[robocreep]

[YEAH IT'S TOTALLY ON HIS TO DO LIST. TOTALLY. LET HIM JUST FLY BY JC PENNY'S AND PICK UP A NEW SHIRT FOR YOU]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[YOU'D BETTER GET ON THAT, IT WAS HIS FAVOURITE SHIRT. IT HAD RIBBING ON THE SLEEVES AND EVERYTHING.]

[robocreep]

[OH HOW FANCY. HE TOTALLY CARES. LOOK HOW MUCH CARE HE IS SHOWING RIGHT NOW THE JON. HE ISN'T EVEN LOOKING AT YOU.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[WELL HE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIX THAT. GET OUT YER WALLET, SOUNDWAVE, WE DOIN' THIS!]

HEEEEEY!

[... yes he is smiling and waving.]

[robocreep]

[See this? This is called 'ignoring'. He is ignoring you, The Jon. La la la can't hear you.]

[malfunctionbot]

[HEY WAS THAT SARCASM. I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THE BUILDING...]

[robocreep]

[He could take the top off the building but he's really not getting into it. Really The Jon's shirt is about the least important thing in the entire universe right now]

[malfunctionbot]

[I dunno, IT WAS PRETTY DAMN FANCY....]

[robocreep]

[NOT A SINGLE FUCK]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[TO HIM, MAYBE ;_;]

[malfunctionbot]

[C'MERE, TH'JON.]

[hatchy]

[WOW IS HE GLAD HE MISSED THIS.

Probably.]

[robocreep]

[OH HEY IZZAT ANOTHER ONE. HOLD STILL HATCHY IT'S FOR SCIENCE. That is one giant hand zipping down to try and pick the little robot right up off the ground]

[hatchy]

[THOUGHT TOO SOON OH DEAR LORD-

That may be a very startled sound that may be more fitting coming out of a demented sounding speak-n-spell right there. He's slow and couldn't get away from any picking up attempts if he tried-]

This is. very. rude!

[robocreep]

[Soundwave has yet to win any awards for being polite. Look at it this way: He's not smashing you. Here comes the usual poking and prodding, before he starts to methodically pluck at clothes. Sorry, gotta look at all the cores. Yours too, Hatchy.]

[hatchy]

[There's even a handy dandy viewing window of sorts for his core; a more stable version of The Jon's "black hole" as it were. Not all that much clothing plucking to be done. He's got that handy dandy hatch for it, too.

Poor Hatchy is a stiff little 'bot, so he more twitches than flails.]

Care.ful!

[robocreep]

[Pictures pictures. What is privacy. Thankfully, Soundwave isn't in the business of killing people. Just kidnapping. Also thankfully: No orders to collect you guys. He's just doing a bit of recon.

As soon as he has what he wants, Hatchworth is actually set down with some degree of carefulness from the giant mech.]