dear_mun | Mar. 21st, 2013

Mar. 21st, 2013

Quit complaining, would you? You're giving me a headache. First you were worrying you weren't gonna get accepted and now you're worrying you'll suck and they'll regret it? What kind of attitude is that? Not a very cool one if you ask me.

You got me into a game. Not just any game, but one I actually want to be in, which is a step above the poor suckers you've got elsewhere. I'm happy, Maka's happy, you should be happy too.

Suck it up. Or ~write some poetry~. [ The last part is said in as mocking a voice as he can manage, because Maka's past advice for handling upset clearly sucks. ]

boobietrap

I don't know what you're thinking but I'm not going anywhere. [She's got things to do.]

A lady gets a say in this, doesn't she?

I don't care about the other rabbits there, there's only one type of rabbit I want, you manage that and maybe we'll talk.

whiteboyname

Seriously?

We already went over this: I don't give a shit that you think you can "get" me now. Who the hell are you supposed to be, my shrink? I'm not gonna sit on this stupid-- couch thing, I'm not gonna play your goddamn game, and you're not gonna make me.

Get it through your head already.

Bitch.

penaltykicktothehead

Put those thoughts out of your mind immediately! That... what you saw in that movie wasn't me, no matter how similar they may have looked. Purely coincidental, and we're not even going to begin putting stock into things like reincarnation. Be serious for once in your life.

We've already been through this whole Jeanne d'Arc thing before with the football series, and I needn't remind you that you were grasping at straws quite a bit then--

[--but Charlie, this particular iteration of Jeanne looked exactly like you don't even try to deny it this time. Maybe you've got some mahou shoujo in you yet!]

...W-Will you stop?!

firstraid

Mun, I think you're thinking too much on this. I'm all open for most things you have in mind.

I guess dad was right about all of those myths. This whole time I thought he was delusional. After seeing the truth on that island, anything is possible. I'm hoping for whichever destination you choose, there won't be a lot of bloodshed as before..

fujigglephysics

I'll admit, it seems to be a nicer place, and I like that you wish for me to fare better, Mundane-san. But, having to kill and harvest those souls...

You said it's a normal occurrence, right? I don't really like murder [Fuji you liar], but if it's the usual routine there, then I suppose I'll try my best to help out.

change_tomorrow

Oh Miss Mun! You've been working so hard lately. Don't give in now! I just know you'll be able to keep moving forward for all of us!

bigbaddaboom

This is not the vacation I want. There is no Korben, no Cornelius. [ a short frown here ] And I do not like ships anymore.

Protect life - then vacation. Hm? [ nod ]

No. I am busy. Later, okay?

bienaime

Dearest Mundane,

I have no disagreement about the change in my face. I can see where the resemblance was found from the artwork you've shown me. I did cut a dashing figure in my day, just as I do now.

As for bringing me back to these places, I suspect we might work well together as you've done this for Reinette and her mundane. Working for their better good can only be beneficial for all involved.

All I ask is that we avoid these so called games in which you dally. Being rescued by her lonely angel is one thing. Being sent to these prisons and hells on Earth is something else entirely. Avoid those and I think we shall get along quite well.

With fond affection,

Louis

apolloheir

...

I'm not talking to you any longer, mun. You had plenty of saves before that one. You had saves after it. And instead, you- you put me through that. Again.

We're done. Let me out of your headspace. Maybe... maybe there'll still be something left to salvage.

ancientlogics

Are you stoned? You think it's a good idea to send me there? You saw what happened with that ritual sacrifice.

[Exactly, Marty. You're the one who wants society to crumble. This is your chance to start a change without ending the world.]

No, no, see that's where you're wrong, mun. I got my chance to make a change. I want to go back to my front seat at ground zero with Dana. I don't want to go back to another killing ground. A change at the cost of watching my friends die? Fucking puppeteers. I'm not gonna do a monkey dance for you.

iownyou

Hey mun, how long has it been? A year? Year and a half? Not counting the few times you've let me out for an afternoon only to decide that I suddenly wasn't worth it.

Listen, I'm actually really glad you've finally sent me somewhere, even if it took a while. Hell, I'm even ~~really~~ sort of glad that Natalie's there. But don't you think putting me in another game might be overdoing it?

Of course you don't. Fine, just don't blame me if you start hitting Natalie levels of stress.

-Gabe

PS: You may think you're doing me some huge favor by pulling me from before my birthday. You really aren't.

((Canon source is Next to Normal, didn't have space to put in subject line so putting it here instead! =D ))

usedwatergun

What exactly is this "prom" thing that people are talking about? There seems to be a lot of fuss going on about it but you haven't explained it yet. If you're planning on throwing me in the middle of it I'd appreciate knowing what I'm getting into.

ecstasyoverload

So, you can't pick between me and the bitch herself? Remember, I can give you something you can't find anywhere else. Something so deep and intense, it'll change your life forever. Even if it stings for a second, you'll spend every moment afterwards in ecstasy you can't even begin to imagine.

Is that enough to convince you I'm worth you time, human? Or maybe I should give you a demonstration of how good I can make you feel with just a thought.

friendstime

You're nervous? It's always hard to try things for the first time, but it'll work out in the end. All you need is someone to help out.

That settles it! Mun, you and me are gonna go make friends together!

mac10

wait what.

you wanna send me where.

WHY. why don't you, I dunno, catch up to the damn series before thinking about dumb shit like that?

oh my god get out the answer is no

can_fall_no_lower

You've taken me from my work, that's what. It's not a very wise decision given you're human and therefore I am destined to hate you from the outset, but you seem at least marginally less vicious than the standard one (for now, at least), so I will attempt to maintain some manners dealing with you for the moment.

[His eyes shift from vaguely red-brown to a dark, reflective black, one that hides emotion rather well. It's an instinctive reaction, not a conscious one.]

You can never possibly understand what it's like to be in my position. You are literally plunging me into my worst nightmare simply by putting me here, let alone a 'game'. (Although I suspect that's your point, given your species.) I don't have time for games. If I wanted to relax I'd do what I always do in my off hours and go read or watch something interesting. Even if all the entertainment is old, it's at least culturally relevant and pleasant. Throwing me to the humans will be nothing but an exercise in patience. All they know is death and violence, hatred and flashes of emotion they can't or won't control.

Quite frankly I'd expect them to murder me even if I could pass for one. It's just how they are. This is why I need to get back to my work. We're on the verge of getting rid of humanity forever. We're about to be able to breathe a sigh of relief for the first time in nearly seventy years. Things are finally going to be better, gods willing, and you choose this point to take me from? Why? I'm not going to fall prey to any human tricks and I'm not going to fight them in their barbaric physical way that involves so much touch it's obscene. I am not your puppet. I am also not going to change. I refuse to. (Why would I want to be anything like you monsters?)

So this effort to murder me, or whatever sick purpose your mind undoubtedly has behind putting me out here, is pointless. Your people tried killing mine, remember? Remember how you had to hit us blindly to do it? I'm not blind like my ancestors. I see what you're doing. And I'm not going to fall for it. Gods preserve me if I have to continue to put up with your interference. I'll admit it's distracting enough to work as a diversion. (Thankfully there will always be other people on the project. You can't stop the inevitable, 'mundane'.)

[His eyes turn a soft blue for a bit as he mulls it over, voice softer, disconcerted.] I'd heard your kind looked similar, but without those eyes and those insane hair colors, you almost look like people. Real people, I mean.

worthit

Spring, spring, spring! What's NOT to be excited about? All the flowers will start blooming soon, and the birds will come back! Winter is great, and I loved getting to celebrate Christmas, but this will be my first Easter, my first REAL Easter outside of the tower!

[You're going to get paint everywhere, aren't you...]

Well of course! Did you remember to get the eggs? Do you think we'll get to celebrate in the game? Do you think there'll be some of those "meym" things about it? We should come up with something special at the bakery to celebrate! I can't WAIT!

[Like that's not obvious!]

power_hungry

Oooh! Where are we going? Somewhere scary right? I don't want to start slacking off....Yuki would be so disappointed if his big brother wasn't strong anymore!

Speaking of, we should start looking for him! I don't want him to be running into anyone powerful without me!

assholewithagun

Listen, doll; as much as I want to thank you for pullin' me out of the goddamn apocalypse, I don't think being shoved into this cramped -- what did you call it? -- "headspace" of yours is much better, all things given. Pretty goddamn full as is, and bumping elbows with others isn't something I'm super keen on.

Go back to screwin' around with someone else and leave me be; you have a good number of other ~~suckers~~ people to fuck over besides myself.

And no, I'm not going to thank you for this fuckin' username.

thatwasapun

Well, I'm sure glad somebody's havin' fun!

[SEVERAL SECONDS OF FIERCE BUT SILENT GLARING IN WHAT HE HOPES IS HIS MUN'S GENERAL DIRECTION.]

... now that we got that outta the way-- listen up, sweetheart, 'cause I think we need ta have a talk about your favorite kinda readin' material.

[he clamps his hands over his eyes and wails in melodramatic despair.]

Oh sweet merciful sweetness, why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone do that? THA-THA-THA-THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!! That doesn't go ANYWHERE! Oh god!

[nobody asked you to look, honey.]

fledglingtamer

Do you really mean I might get to see Lopmon through this? You're not lying? Really?

What about Terriermon?

Hey, hey! If you're lying I'm going to tell on you! It's wrong to pick on little kids!

Ah-- We should play a game! Maybe if we play a game everyone will come to have fun! Let's play tag!

pushesgently

You claim to look for a home, but seek gods and monsters. None of these places would benefit the brotherhood. Speak truth; it's your own enjoyment that's important to you, not mine.

I was as arrogant once, enough that I disregarded the creed and thought only of what I wished to do. I learned. So should you.

Don't question me about where I might thrive. I'll give you no answers.

greyify

With all due respect, Mundane, your to-do list is piling up and you have nigh hundreds of other things you should be doing. I do not rank quite so highly on that list. Draw one of the many things you actually owe people.

But... I'll admit it has been quiet lately. Against my better judgement, perhaps getting back into the swing of roleplaying would be good for you.

Wha- no, not with me, you silly girl!

unusual_angles

( Sorry. Please. She is embarrassed. )

lightningclaws

I don't even know why you chose to make an account for me. It's not like you know anyone else who plays Mom. And any other version of Dad won't want to believe I exist, anyway. And what are the odds of you finding the rest of us? [Sighing.]

... The icons aren't too bad, though. Or, well, they're as nice as they could be with the kind of scans you've got.

johnnyyongtroll

Dear mundane,

This was actually a pretty good idea. Truth serum or not, there is no reason to not have fun with the truth. It is my policy to try and tell the truth at all times. After all, an information broker who can't be trusted would be unemployed pretty quickly.

I'll give you a bit of credit. You're not as bad as all the others say. This is why we get along so well~

Sincerely,

Izaya Orihara.

ex_detections314

Caring is a distinct disadvantage. If only you had listened to me.

little_babytooth

[It's okay mun. It's alright to have little bursts of energy! Trust Baby Tooth here, she knows first hand with her Mama Toothfairy. She's used to it.

But she's excited too! You've seen the movie again, and this is all just so exciting! She's so glad you saw her movie again, mun. But she doubts you'll have any real plans for her in the end. Baby Tooth doesn't mind. She's just happy to be around, like she was for Jack and everyone else.]

trustmybase

You get that I'm not going to buy it, right? Computers that connect to different worlds? Do I get to dodge bullets in the end?

But hey, relax with the whole application thing. You got this and even if they reject it, fix it and try again.

wellhell

~~Seven days...~~

I don't think this is a good idea, just like I don't think the username is very funny, either. I really, really don't want one of those horses. You shouldn't be doing any of this. Just leave me alone.

always_shall_be

You will no doubt understand that I do not share your enthusiasm in this endeavor. As you have already made up your mind, it would be illogical to protest, and yet I must admit to a sense of what I believe you humans call trepidation.

[Get to the point, Spock.]

Have you fully considered the consequences of your proposed plan of action?

[aka considering taking him from just before Amok Time.]

wolfenris

I do not know how I feel about...being a comfort for you Mun. You are feeling fragile today, I understand that, but I do not understand how playing me reassures you.

But I shall not complain.

Perhaps if you found a few RP partners who actually like the characters and pairings you play? Maybe that would be more of a comfort to you. I do not know why you persist in playing with people who end up being cruel.

Think on it.

burning_star

Oh yes, this is a brilliant idea. Send us off we-know-not-where without any means to obtain Jem's medicine or-- What about Tess? Where is she going to be without us?

A game? You call it a game? By the angel, I've seen some sick and twisted things but this is pretty impressive, mundane. [Of course, he uses the word like a nasty curse.]

Don't even think about sending Magnus instead of me. I won't allow it.

Current Mood: annoyed

buzzkilldetective

... Haven't we already established that you are too busy for this nonsense? Though, it seems your mind is apparently set... If you're so intent on sending me to that school, then perhaps you should be working on that canon review. You also need to take into consideration what changes you'll be making to my past if you send me to that place. Just because you have settled on the mutation does not mean the entire application has been written.

Furthermore, who is this "Charlie Vergier" and why do you insist I need to meet them?

prurientprince

Mundane, this isn't fair.

Yes, it's the ballet that I sort of owe my existence to and yes, it's cute to see sort-of tiny Clara. But when you're someone's battery-operated booty call, you don't necessarily want to see their baby ballet recitals. It's all kinds of weird, especially considering what I associate this music with.

But at least Drosselmeyer's sufficiently good-looking.

And another thing: why does listening to this music make you think of the other guy's canon first? You know, the knight that always looks like he's about to flip his shit every time I open my mouth?

[Hey, you be grateful. His canon got me into yours.]

I doubt he'd like any of my ideas to thank him.

myownhand

A break is all and good, but don't y'think y'were away for a wee bit long?

I suppose I can't complain that much, you've made my life hectic as of late. Even more so then my mother.

No excuses this time. It's not becoming of a mun.

fearling

[ Don't mind Onyx, he's over here wondering what grass tastes like. Gross, as it turns out, so why the hell do other horses like to eat it? Although it's probably not a great idea for him to chow down on anything since it falls straight out of his sandy ribs, but who cares. Blech. Maybe if his Master was here he could have pointed that out, but everyone knows Pitch is kind of a wuss since the Guardians kicked his butt. Kind of misses him, though. Even Fearlings have enough sense of self to get attached, it seems.

Anyway, this grass is yucky as balls. Lesson learned!

This Nightmare is trotting around and minding his own business, but don't touch him; you'll get incredibly frightened for no real reason if you do ... maybe even a week's worth of bad dreams. ]

the_brat_king

Okay, I admit that the journal name is kinda funny but aren't you sick of me yet? No?

I guess I can't blame you, I am pretty awesome.

Guess you'd better start looking for somewhere to put me then huh? Just make sure it's somewhere that's not too lame.

sicemboy

Darling, this isn't the first time you've procrastinated this way. I normally approve of such... healthy behavior, but I don't appreciate being your... what, fortieth? Sloppy fortieths just doesn't look right.

Regardless. I'm here. So now what?

whatbedsidemanners

Yes mun.

I enjoy being set on fire during a rescue, I truly do.

Why you would let that idiot Rodimus perform the rescue is beyond me.

[Look, she might be used to being set on fire, but that doesn't mean she enjoys it.]

nottheshoe

Yeah.

I've been ready.

What about you?

vengefulyears

Honestly, why is everyone just now realizing that I don't like snails? The English version of the game has been out for, what, three years now? This is hardly new information. Even if it was, I don't understand why it's--

( image of a snail here )

...Mundane, what are you--

( oh look more snails )

Will you get those bloody snails out of my face?!

artintheblood

No, not you. I'm not interested.

And besides, aren't I a touch young for you? I know which branch of canon you like best.

You'll never make it work.

jupiterattack

( cut for obnoxious red courier )

plagiary

Well, of course you missed me darling. Who wouldn't?

sulimo

A strange power you wield to keep me captive. Am I to be a bauble amongst your collection? A trinket to admire from time to time?

Will you not, at the least, give me the sky? You would have me suffocate in such a place.

nailknots

Hold on, Merle?

Amy, I understand. You know what I'd give to see her again. Hell, even Lori couldn't mess things up too much this time around. But you want to hunt down a Merle?

You realize this is going to be a disaster, right? I don't think you get it. Merle sets foot in that city, and Daryl and Shane are going to tear out one another's throats. Is that really what you want!?

...

...

[ Tense but resigned exhale through her nose. Dryly: ] Of course it is. Why would you ever want to make things easy?

stakejob

Are you dumb or just looking to piss me off? Because we both know this is way too much. You got the half demon guy in what 5 games? The other dude in that new game and now you're gonna try to play me too? What happened to 'I'll never find an Alan or Sam, I can't play Edgar alone!'

I'm just fine on my own, for your information. Try any of that 'cracked and broken' shit on me I'll show you cracked and broken! And another thing, don't get all starry eyed on Dean Winchester either! Just becuase I'm going for Sam Emerson doesn't mean it has shit to do with Sam Winchester. Their a bunch of washed up pretty boy posers anyway. Wouldn't know a real vampire if it bit them in the ass.

SHUT UP! I don't want to know what you've read in a 'fan fic'

And don't you dare turn me into a stoner, so I smoke a bit. Isn't a crime against nature. You got one addict already don't me it come off bad or else. Do it right or don't do it at all. Now I'm gonna go and sharpen some stakes. I hear Dracula's on that ship, gotta take care of that shit.

protestation

Mundane,

It's not the face but the words that matter the most. Your most powerful tool is education. If you wish to take this on and succeed you must use it.

Sincerely,
Enjolras.

PS. Stop talking to Pontmercy's orateur. If neither of you have anything useful to input you might as well stop now. You're wasting time.

tekel

Really? Me?

Don't you have better things to do?

I'm being polite, of course. You're right. The real question is, don't you think I have better things to do? Because if you don't—well, that is a pretty basic fact to remember.

It seems failure never gets any less humiliating, no matter how many times you repeat it. Isn't that funny?

chibisaiyan

REEEEAAALLLLY?! We can play?! Do you think Trunks will join?!

[No, I don't think so.]

What about Gohan?!

[I don't know. orz]

Do you know who is?

[...no.]

AWWWWWWWWWH! That's no fun!!

notintehkitchen

Miss Mun, I don't really understand why everyone is trying to get me to strip at Sniper's bachelor party. Your friends are certainly very weird. Are they so excited about this? Oh! And doesn't that defeat the point of a stripper? I mean.... wouldn't he prefer someone who isn't his soon to be wife? Someone who isn't covered in scars and layers of fat? Why is my immense weight so attractive to him? I.... well.

Scout should pick someone else--and that friendly man should think of another woman besides me too. It's only right to think this way. Besides, I don't like showing skin unless I use the shower.

bluematters

... Beehives.

I think we have issues.

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