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Well, of course you missed me darling. Who wouldn't?

Me.

That's hardly fair, we haven't met. [ He grins, sharp and wide. ] You've yet to be dazzled by my winning personality.

When you've seen the best try and dazzle you, everyone else looks pathetic.

Being the best doesn't interest me at all.

[ Smirking. ] That'd be a tad stagnant.

Then what interests you?

[ With a twitch to his mouth. ] People.

People are boring.

[What she means is people lie. People can't be trusted.]

Ah, you're clearly not looking hard enough.

Then tell me what I should be looking for, since you're such an expert.

Human beings are inherently flawed, yes. But there's a beauty in that. You can tell so much just by looking at someone.

I didn't say that.

How's Mombasa?

Full of people.

[ Arthur, love. Don't lie. ] You'd know if you got that gorgeous arse of yours on a plane at any point.

I have work to do. [ Come on were you actually expecting another answer here? ] Barcelona's nice this time of year.

Banned, unfortunately.

[ Grinning. ] Bit of a fight with a football fan that got out of hand. You understand.

[ A blank sort of stare. ] You went to watch soccer?

Football. Don't be unattractive Arthur.

And they let you in wearing that shirt?

In a crowd of drunken hooligans I'm assuming they were just glad I owned one.

Mmmm. Well, it's sometimes hard to tell.

Darling, they're bright enough you simply couldn't mistake them for skin.