the day charlie became meguca

[penaltykicktothehead]

Put those thoughts out of your mind immediately! That... what you saw in that movie wasn't me, no matter how similar they may have looked. Purely coincidental, and we're not even going to begin putting stock into things like reincarnation. Be serious for once in your life.

We've already been through this whole Jeanne d'Arc thing before with the football series, and I needn't remind you that you were grasping at straws quite a bit then--

[--but Charlie, this particular iteration of Jeanne looked exactly like you don't even try to deny it this time. Maybe you've got some mahou shoujo in you yet!]

...W-Will you stop?!

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[feeltherhythm]

[he'll just be here]

[laughing hysterically because wow. wow. Are you for real? And we were all just laughing at him for being a police dog with a hair fetish previously]

So good to see someone other than me getting shafted.

[... I hate you, Raphie, now shut your face]

[penaltykicktothehead]

It isn't funny, idiot! You think you're being clever, do you?

Humph... I suppose it's better to imply I'd done something of value than be someone's fawning lap dog if we have to pursue this silly line of thinking.

[feeltherhythm]

You're right, it's not funny... It's hilarious.

But I guess beyond that, we should be a bit glad that your mun can understand why mine can't enjoy those recent Nintendo games to their fullest. Maybe.

...

And if that was a jib against Fondue, I'm not stopping him from rolling in all the puddles biting you again.

[penaltykicktothehead]

And just what are you finding so amusing about it?

She's got an inkling now, though it's not so much despairing as 'what horrible things can I do with this information'.

It wasn't. Go back and read it again if you do not believe me.

[feeltherhythm]

Everything. Coincidence. Inevitability. Pick your poison. [wink]

More like "how did this AU end up being real."

[... B| ]

[penaltykicktothehead]

You're seeming awfully chipper at the prospect of this whole thing...

And your mun thinks much too deeply about these things. I hate to say it, but that mine tries to stay so simple-minded about such situations is almost a blessing. Almost.

[Who's a good doggie, Raphie baby? Whoooo's a good doggie~?!]

[feeltherhythm]

[he just shrugs it off. Because his hair's not spiky, he doesn't have to worry about GINGA BISHOUNEN]

All the headcanons we've ever come up with, made canon over the course of two games. Strange, isn't it?

[We have an actual dog here, you can direct all mutt jokes at him k]

[penaltykicktothehead]

[Naw, all you have in common is the ridiculous hip bumping]

Coincidence and jumping to conclusions. The two of them have a way of blowing things out of proportion.

[Hey, you're the one that brought it up--]

[feeltherhythm]

[LET ME JUST SHOW OFF MY BEAUTIFUL HIPS JUST FOR YOU /BUMP]

Just a touch. Mine's got a flare for theatrics and terrible ideas, after all. Makes things on this side a little more... 'colourful' than I care for but we've managed.

[I wasn't talking about Fondue. 8| ]

[penaltykicktothehead]

[Please keep your pelvis far away from me]

It seems you're no worse for wear so far, anyway. I can't vouch for the others, from what I've heard of those that interact with them.

[...Oh~]

[feeltherhythm]

[AGGRESSIVELY SASHAYS AWAY FROM]

Can't let something like this keep me down. Besides, we all went into this knowing that my haircut was a generic one. I'm sorry, but I have better things to spend my money on other than a crazy do.

[penaltykicktothehead]

You're crazy enough to begin with. Any further attempts at madness and you're just overdoing it.

[BLUNT.]

[doingthemistything]

................... Ah.

[Because really what does one even say to this.]

[penaltykicktothehead]

... Wh-what? What's that look for?

[HI KIRINO DEAR HOW BOUT THAT MIXIMAX MATCHIN]

[doingthemistything]

... She does bear a striking resemblance, if nothing else.

[penaltykicktothehead]

Unsettlingly so, yes. I'm quite aware.

... ... ... [really she's not sure how to feel besides really creeped out by this, considering this Jeanne's context...]

[doingthemistything]

[How do you think he feels?]

...

It's just coincidence and the mun joking around. You should just pay it no mind.

[penaltykicktothehead]

[please do elaborate, Kirino! For science!]

I would take such advice if I were sure she were joking, but she's implied that she wants to do something with this. What it is, I cannot be sure, but it's by no means an innocent joke if she's already thinking so deeply on it.

[doingthemistything]

... Oh no...

[Very uncomfortable. 8( ]

[penaltykicktothehead]

[Seriously, she's heard the phrase 'die in a fire' so many times in under the span of a day it's almost dizzying. Trying not to think about it.]

Something about it being 'too good of an opportunity to waste'. Hmph...

[doingthemistything]

Can she not. [Face in hands. He really doesn't want to think about it but he can't stop the mental images. Sob.]

[penaltykicktothehead]

A bit late for that, I think. [HEADPATS. gotta be cool for the underclassmen yeahhhh B| ]

[doingthemistything]

Why do they insist on doing these things...

[penaltykicktothehead]

One can't say for certain. In any case, if it really can't be helped... [A short huff] ...I'm certain I could handle it somehow. One way or another...