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[stakejob]

Are you dumb or just looking to piss me off? Because we both know this is way too much. You got the half demon guy in what 5 games? The other dude in that new game and now you're gonna try to play me too? What happened to 'I'll never find an Alan or Sam, I can't play Edgar alone!'

I'm just fine on my own, for your information. Try any of that 'cracked and broken' shit on me I'll show you cracked and broken! And another thing, don't get all starry eyed on Dean Winchester either! Just becuase I'm going for Sam Emerson doesn't mean it has shit to do with Sam Winchester. Their a bunch of washed up pretty boy posers anyway. Wouldn't know a real vampire if it bit them in the ass.

SHUT UP! I don't want to know what you've read in a 'fan fic'

And don't you dare turn me into a stoner, so I smoke a bit. Isn't a crime against nature. You got one addict already don't me it come off bad or else. Do it right or don't do it at all. Now I'm gonna go and sharpen some stakes. I hear Dracula's on that ship, gotta take care of that shit.

Comments

[rather_be_surfing]

...Might want to make sure the guy can't come back before you stake him. Lot of places have this nasty tendency of resurrecting the people that go under.

[stakejob]

So I heard, doesn't mean I can pull the old Buffy, like the episode with Dracula in it. And just stake the bastard each time he comes back.

[rather_be_surfing]

That'd get pretty tiring after a while though. Me, I'd rather wait until I had a way to keep him under. Saves a little bit on having to sleep with one eye open all the time, too.

[stakejob]

I do that anyway. [ Lair.] Though your right, a better plan is needed.

[rather_be_surfing]

A better plan is always needed.

...Derek Bliss.

[stakejob]

Don't I know it, sometimes I rush it though.

Edgar Frog, vampire hunter.

[rather_be_surfing]

Likewise.

How long?

[surfaceshine]

Whoa, whoa, wait. Starry eyed? What?

One, leave Sam outta this, shortround. Two, I don't have to prove anything to you.

Three... good luck with that.

[stakejob]

The stupid girl thinking she can boss me around. She's all about you man. All "Demon boy's too angry to be around Dean! You can slide in" Fuck that. You're not on my level Lerch. [ That's right Edgar, he's better.]

I could care less about your moose of a brother, I only care about one brother and one Sam. Neither of those are yours. And another thing, short round? Really man? You could do better.

Don't need luck, I got skill.

[surfaceshine]

You're right - I managed to escape the 80s with my dignity intact. Sorry to hear about yours.

Why don't you stop hissing and spitting for five seconds and do something less adorable, like explain what the fuck you're talking about?

[stakejob]

Sorry lost you over the sound of SOAP OPERA.

Yeah, adorable. Right. Anyway, I'm going to be making a deal to set things back to the night my brother got turned. Stop everything from happening to save my dead friend and my brother from becoming a blood sucker.

[surfaceshine]

..Turned? Ugh.

Well. This place can help with that. Among other things.

[stakejob]

Yeah, as in a creature of the night, because I messed up. That stupid night caused everything, parents death, best friends gramps killed and lead to said mentioned best friend being killed down the road too.

If I can go back to that night knowing what I know now, everyone else can have a happy ending. I don't care what happens to me.

[surfaceshine]

Okay logically, this is probably the part where I say don't beat yourself up, things happen, live and learn, and of course you should care what happens to you.

But that's a load of bullshit.

[stakejob]

We both know it is, so spare me.

[surfaceshine]

Yeah whatever. The point is, stop yapping and get in here, 'cause this place'll do it for you, if you're willing to deal.

[stakejob]

Yeah, working on it. SHe's planning to 'Canon review' and such first... even if shes got the damned application 3/4ths done already.

[ancientlogics]

What's wrong with being stoned? They vilify it but it can save your life. Besides, statistically, the worst things happen to the people who don't smoke anything. Probably because they are to uptight and more easily manipulated.

sdfudshjds FUCK YES!

[stakejob]

Nearly hitting vampire romance writer's car while getting high is one of the better moments of that week. Granted, I didn't want to dent my truck on that, god knows glitter might have shot out.

...You sound like my father.

[ancientlogics]

That's some pretty awesome shit. Especially since the Organization probably hired her to write those books.

Is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?

[stakejob]

Organization? Nah, she was just being filled by the alpha. He had her convinced he'd turn her. She was pretty stupid. Not that I didn't see that all over her.

That's a 'I'm not sure' thing. My old man's one of those forever lost at Wood Stock types, or he was.

1/?

[slayage]

[Wait. Did he just reference the time she fought Dracula?]

2/?

[slayage]

[And he knows all about the Winchesters too?]

3/3

[slayage]

[.... Oh my god he's going to the barge???]

Uh-

That Dracula's reformed. Ish. All Warden-y and not-

[Erm.] So you're a hunter?

[stakejob]

[ The boys a comic book nerd.

And yes, yes he is.]

Doesn't matter, all blood suckers are evil and need to die. [ You know besides his brother. He doesn't count.]

That I am, Edgar Frog, vampire hunter at your service. and I happen to be a big fan of your work too.

[slayage]

...Yeah, I uh- Saw. That.

[:|]

Not all vampires are evil. Well, evil, sure, but not evil-evil.

I have no love for Dracula but he isn't really on the slay-dar so much these days.

[stakejob]

There's no middle ground. They pray on the living they have to die.

[ Unless it's his brother, seriously. Alan doesn't count.]

Well, half vampires I suppose can be let to live as long as you kill their maker.

...Slay-dar? Really?

[slayage]

Well, yeah, with the killing people part. But not all of them do.

...Half-Vampires-?

[Shifty eyes.] What, it's a thing.

[stakejob]

Some live off animals, those I tend to give a chance but the first slip up there getting the stake job.

Yeah, until the first kill they stay half vampires. The thirst can drive them mad but it keeps them from being killers. You kill the master vampire and all half vamps go back to normal.

Sounds like a load of BS to me.

[slayage]

...Huh.

Well, it's not. [:| GOSH.]

So, uh, you know about Dean too.

[stakejob]

Sure. We'll see.

Not like I do you. but I know of him. Mostly from the idiot girl's gushing with the half demon I hope will vanish when I take over. I don't feel like sharing my space with demonic filth.

[slayage]

....Right.

Okay so, you know how you know my.. Show or. Whatever.

You also know I'm not really big on the extremist stuff. So can we not get all fire and pitchforks here?

[stakejob]

Well, yeah I know.

You see it's usually Sam that keeps me from going to far, but he's a bit six feet under so I'm still learning not to go to far.

Also been told I'm kind of an asshole, so yeah. Deal with it.

[slayage]

Don't worry, I can help with that.

[stakejob]

No offence, but from one hunter to another. I don't need the help, I just gotta do what I gotta do. I'm not losing anyone else.