[sup I am essentially Nike but in male form minus the crazycool hair
also, replace the magic with science]
Considering that when mine gets distracted, I miss out on chances to actually be useful to someone... [he makes a gesture with his hands of weighing two things]
[Elle laughs.] I wish I could say the same. For all the roads I've walked back home, I don't have much experience with how things are out here. I'd like to think that I can handle anything, but... Don't wanna jinx it.
I know you say you're ready, but you should relax and have a drink before you go. After all, your mun just back, she can wait on you a bit for a change.
I'll even give you one free spin on the Dabo wheel.
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She wasn't ready for this]
Good t'know. I'll keep that in mind for whenever....
I need someone.
Of your particular skillset.
[...note to self. be more specific.]
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I have many skills my dear. I doubt you or your mun are sufficiently flexible to require them.
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you may have pinged several deeply ingrained "I am so much better than anything else anywhere fuck you" switches--]
Trust me. I am flexible enough for most anythin'. Probably just not in th'way you'd want me t'be.
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[Hi, Nike. He missed you. Even if he won't say it because sentiment gets people killed, clearly.]
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plus nexus nike is still a bit fangirly so excuse herAlso. She gets it. Hugs are on a needing basis only.]
Nudge-- kick in th'gut. Whatever works. I just sit here and let her woe th'day she forgot me.
[oh god.
such ego.]
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...and the ego can stay. She's not an asshole so he finds it charming.]
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S'okay, just means I come back louder.
[AND MORE OBNOXIOUS]
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1/idk lets say 4
2/4
3/4
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[Hello. Who are you. B| ]
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also, replace the magic with science]
Considering that when mine gets distracted, I miss out on chances to actually be useful to someone... [he makes a gesture with his hands of weighing two things]
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/the slowest
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I can't think of any three more dangerous words coming out of your mouth.
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[HAVE YOU MISSED HER TSUN?]
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Really, Nike. We're already down to insults? Where's the "hello?" The "wow, it's been such a long time, I've missed you!"
[he's not serious.
he'd probably punch himself if he was.]
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"Wow! It's been such a long time. I've missed you!"
[Oh look at that charming smile :D]
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Not much she can throw at me that I'm not prepared for.
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It was alright--not too little, not too big.
And then I ended here.
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[And she means the complete opposite.]
Hope y'didn't break something there, Attila.
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No--well I almost dropped a plate there. But still--actually, my name is Les.
Is Attila like a nickname or something?
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I'll even give you one free spin on the Dabo wheel.
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