ahahah aha... ha. (no dropped threads this time, I swear. please harass me if I drop your thread!)

[thatwasapun]

Well, I'm sure glad somebody's havin' fun!

[SEVERAL SECONDS OF FIERCE BUT SILENT GLARING IN WHAT HE HOPES IS HIS MUN'S GENERAL DIRECTION.]

... now that we got that outta the way-- listen up, sweetheart, 'cause I think we need ta have a talk about your favorite kinda readin' material.




[he clamps his hands over his eyes and wails in melodramatic despair.]

Oh sweet merciful sweetness, why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone do that? THA-THA-THA-THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!! That doesn't go ANYWHERE! Oh god!

[nobody asked you to look, honey.]

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[eyestothesky]

...Are... are you okay?

[Just a liiiittle worried about you now Rabbit, who knows what your mun is doing to you.]

[thatwasapun]

Oh, hey, The Spine! Uh... huh?

... oh! Oh yeah! Oh god why would you ever read such a thing? Why would you WRITE such a thing?

[I'M SORRY HE'S DUMB AND USELESS]

[eyestothesky]

...Rabbit. [Bro start making some sense.]

What are you even talking about.

[thatwasapun]

The mundane, the ol' ball and chain here, she's readin' this stuff, and man! Yeesh! Is it cr-cr-cr-cra-crazy! There was this kid, and then she wasn't a kid, and then there were guts exploded everythere, an-an-and then there was a butcher shop, but they weren't butcherin' cattle in there, Spine, and and and--

[eyestothesky]

[What the hell. No really what the hell.]

...I don't think you should look at what she's reading. Because really Rabbit that's some kind of messed up.

[can_fall_no_lower]

Your mun is doing it because they're human and humans are disgusting, perverted monsters. It's in their nature. They can't help it.

[thatwasapun]

H-h-h-h-hey! She might be a disgustin' pervert but my mun is not a mo-monster! Besides, humans are great! One of 'em made me, after all.

[can_fall_no_lower]

All humans are creatures of no conscience. I have yet to meet one with any decency. Your loyalty to them is only because they made you, not because they're good.

[thatwasapun]

I'll have you know I've met some pretty messed up humans in my day! No-no-not my pappy, o'course, but others, an' man oh man, were they rotten. But I've also met some really super-amazing ones, too! Fought with 'em and everything. Humans are actually pretty cool once you get to know some of 'em.

Say, what's your damage with 'em anyway, bub?

[can_fall_no_lower]

Humans killed ninety percent of my entire planet's population. Without a reason, warning, or explanation. They are vicious monsters who will turn on even unarmed people whenever the mood strikes them, and you would do well to avoid them before they snap and kill you.

[spectrophobia]

[A chance to bug you this time? Heather is all over that. She kind of liked you. Sort of. But especially since her mun is a flakey thread-dropper of her own, she's hoping someone will punch her for it, too.]

How long have you been around? 'Cause I've only been here a few weeks and even I know it's a bad idea to read over their shoulders. They're pretty twisted.

BABY <3

[thatwasapun]

[HEATHER HEATHER HEATHER ILU okay I'm sorry right, in-character.

he pauses, thinking for a second.]

Uhhhhhhh le-le-le-let's see, it's been about...

[he ticks off on his fingers.]

... sssssssssssssseven months? But I just never looked over here while she was readin' her stories before! Now I kinda wish I hadn't.

Hellooo, McAwesome~ <33

[spectrophobia]

[NAW, IT'S ALL ABOUT RABBIT!

Heather's brows go up, watching him with half-interest, half-amusement.]

Well, now you know. You probably better get used to it. [Tough love, man.] Or, you can run for the hills. Sometimes that works.

HELLO MCAWESOMER

[thatwasapun]

Or, yanno, I could just... not look. That worked pretty well f' me at first! Until I stopped doin' it, anyway.

YOU TALKIN' TO ME, MCAWESOMEST?

[spectrophobia]

That's where being human has its perks, sometimes. We have instincts. [Pause. She shrugs.] Then again, humans are too stupid to follow their instincts half the time.

[lovesbobbydarin]

What's she readin'? Sounds pretty weird.

[CONFUSED JON IS CURIOUS oh god no I'm so sorry]

[thatwasapun]

Oh-- uh. Hi, the Jon!

It's, uh. Yanno, why don't I tell ya when you're older, huh, buddy?

[lovesbobbydarin]

... But I'm already old, we're almost the same age!

[At least he seems more confused about the age thing than the book now? Easy distraction, get!]

[thatwasapun]

Well yeah, but you could be older! In fact, you are older! Right now! And now you're even older than that! Y'see what I mean? Just keep gettin' older a-a-and before too long who knows what I'll tell ya!

[lovesbobbydarin]

[GASSSSSP. MIND BLOWN.]

... How to order stuff off Ebay? The secrets of the universe?

[ediblebattery]

Oh. You found something. It sounds interesting. Maybe you just have poor taste.

[OH HI AGAIN.]

[thatwasapun]

[OH





SHIT]

W-w-w-w-what're you doin' here?!

[ediblebattery]

Just checking up on my newest favorite person.

[No one should like the look on her face. This is not a good smile, Rabbit]

Making sure you haven't run off or gotten yourself hurt.

HEY YR NOT ON AIM AND THIS OFFENDS ME (if you are, AIM isn't saying so??)

[thatwasapun]

Wadda you care, what happens ta me, huh? The other day you were to-totally ready to take me all to pieces!

I'M AT WORK CAN'T BE ON AIM

[ediblebattery]

Because I have decided that I will be the only one in charge of dismantling you that's why.

That's how much I like you.