Hesitant voice test

[assholewithagun]

Listen, doll; as much as I want to thank you for pullin' me out of the goddamn apocalypse, I don't think being shoved into this cramped -- what did you call it? -- "headspace" of yours is much better, all things given. Pretty goddamn full as is, and bumping elbows with others isn't something I'm super keen on.

Go back to screwin' around with someone else and leave me be; you have a good number of other suckers people to fuck over besides myself.

And no, I'm not going to thank you for this fuckin' username.

Comments

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Aw, c'mon man! These headspaces ain't that bad! Ya get to meet a bunch'a cool people that ya ain't ever met before! From different worlds! Can ya believe that? And the best part? They ain't zombies!


And between you and me, man... I think that name's preeeetty fittin', just sayin'. But in a good way! I mean, if ya can take that in the good way, which I'm sure ya can. Anyway. The point is, this shit is excitin' and you should be all happy instead'a mopey. So turn that frown upside down!

[assholewithagun]

See, there's one problem with that thought-process Overalls: I'm not a "people person". And this headspace is particularly weirding me out with some of the people I've come across. You're also -- unsurprisingly -- wrong about the 'not zombies' thing as well. Fuckin' Hunter she keeps in here, of all things...

Really? How the hell can I possibly take being labeled an 'asshole' in a good way? And if you say "because you are one", I swear to God-- [And just for asking him to smile Ellis, guess what; his frown of annoyance turns into a downright irritable scowl.]

[kurugaya_neesan]

So the apocalypse isn't much worse than a crowded room? That's disappointing.

[assholewithagun]

I'm not sayin' that a zombie apocalypse is a walk in the park or something fuckin' stupid like that (it really isn't. Do you know how much bleach I've had to use on my damn suit because of the blood? A lot). It's just been awhile since I've been surrounded by people that I don't have to shoot because they're trying to gnaw my damn arm off.

[kurugaya_neesan]

You could shoot them anyway.

[assholewithagun]

As pleasing as that idea sounds, I have a feeling the absolute sweetheart [There's so much emphasized sarcasm on that one word it hurts] that roped me into this wouldn't take it so kindly if'n I started shooting her creepy fuckin' friends. She's warned me point-blank that if I try any funny shit I'd get it tenfold in return.

I'm not normally one for listening to orders, but I have a slight feeling that with the people she houses here she ain't kidding the fuck around.