dear_mun | Mar. 14th, 2013

Mar. 14th, 2013

I know what it is you're trying to do. [ You do? ] Mmhm. ( Glinda nods, pressing her knuckles beneath her chin. ) I'm afraid it isn't going to work.

( The good witch smiles softly, leaning in ever so lightly. ) You're capable of much more than you realize. ( She is so very certain. ) I have faith in you and the choices you're to make.

You may not see it now, but you will. [ But - ] Don't worry, you are far from mundane. It isn't Oz, but it is certainly an adventure. One you won't have to take alone.

Let's make the most of our time together, shall we? I'm here for you. Always. [ That's what worries me the most.. ]

( Glinda simply grins. )

eidetikerwill

A ship of floating horrors. I'm telling myself it could be worse. He isn't there.

At least things in my world had been wrapped up. Molly isn't coming back. Lecter is still locked away. Francis Dolarhyde is dead in that fire where he killed himself -

[Sorry, Will. Dolarhyde isn't dead. Faked it all.]

What?

[Not going to tell you that Hannibal Lecter escapes and - I need to finish that app.]

Lecter can't escape. Chilton might be a fool, but he's locked away. He can't.

badassfarmer

What? A game? Listen, Mun, I don't really have time for games... there still is lot of work to do at the farm and I can't really afford any pause or- what do you mean with 'it doesn't matter'? Hey, are you listening? They just offered me a chance, I'm not going to waste it... because of you!

romantictragedy

This is not quite the climate I am accustomed to though I suppose it's not the worst I've been to, either. [Being brought to business meetings with her father would probably rate up there with worst. Older businessmen are the worst, after all.] But- no plans? [Hohum. What's a lady to do.] There must be something...

finalheaven

Steampunk? I mean, if you're up for it...

I've dealt with gods before. Hopefully the other side won't want to kill me this time.

sunbofu

So, we're trying something different this time, huh? Alright, I can't wait to get started! ...But at the same time, you probably should take it easy first. As much as I want to get out there and shake things up, I'm not going anywhere.

Just don't let me get too bored in the meantime, alright? That usually doesn't end well.

(OOC: Possible spoilers for Dynasty Warriors 8 in the comments. You have been warned, etc.)

boatwhisperer

Nnnn~

No, I don't think so, mundane. I think I shall go where the boat--my boat--will take me. I will go with Ragnar, but I do not think the priest will enjoy my company. [ Not that he sounds even remotely upset about the last bit--if anything, there's a hint of a laugh at the end. ]

The question is where will you put me? A sailing ship must have a course. A place with keys and locks?

[ And, finally, he breaks into an actual giggle ] Just why are you scared of the priest and I interacting?

am_i_alive

...games? (He fiddles with his cap, looking down.) Tell me more about them. I don't like making decisions prematurely.

imbruing

Don't even bother. You haven't even replayed the damn game. Do you really think you have what it takes to play me again?

... tch. Quit now before you embarrass yourself. I don't need anymore idiots bringing me down. [ r00d mister ]

hemoeroticism

( Warning: HUGE Spoilers )

stillcrawly

Yes, it is your fault. How long has it been since you've read the book? Excuse me? Three? Three years? No, I don't think it 'counts' to go back and read old threads.

It's all fine and lovely that you want to have me back but unfortunately I am very busy. Yes, I am. No, you don't get to know with what.

Yes, I can do that.

Don't even think about putting me anywhere until you get that book again.

mysticpanties

Hey Mun. It's nice to know you're pulling me out and all. It's been a while since we last talked, and things get kind of boring in here sometimes.

Wait... what's that? You tell me daddy's been staying in a house full of vampires. Is one of them that tall guy in a red trenchcoat and hat you keep on talking about? THAT. SOUNDS. AWESOME!

[Oh no. Nonononono Trucy, you do not want to meet him.]

Oh come on now, you've just gotta send me there!

[She just... won't listen, will she?]

deadlylegs

Dear mundane,

There are other things I'd rather be doing, I don't really think I need a home now.

...

Will you tell me where do you plan to take me, at least?

purevirginheart

Yoo hoo! Alice reporting~!

Phew! It's good to be out of that box finally! Y'know I've been back in there for a while, right? Well, so are Lucian, Rymer and Dumas but who cares about them.

So what's this about a potential game? Well, I dunno. The Two Stooges might be lost without me! We can't have that, now can we? Sure, that whole mess with Polidori is done with, but where else are they gonna get important information? That Info Broker's gotta get her material from somewhere, right? [You're not fooling anyone, Alice. We know you're the Broker.]

Anyhoo! If you absolutely insist, then I'll go! I won't mind a vacation to a big ol' fancy castle. And to meet the Solar Boy that even Trinity idolized would sure be somethin'! Ooohhh, now you're just getting me excited. Yeah yeah, I know you're lazy and got other things to do before workin' on an app... like, y'know, replaying my game, but don't you forget now! I gotta find out myself just why Lucy hates that place so much. Plus you need someone else with you in that game that isn't a sour puss.

I'll be waiting, munny! ♥

Over and out~!

heseemedtoenjoyit

So, since you're just coming to terms with who you are, you thought you'd bring me out to be confident and do what you want? Good enough reason.

Plus, you can't deny my charm, or my dashing smile.

Let's do this.

brightredday

What is this pie day you speak of? Your sense of humor is of less than no interest to me, woman.

I have much more important things to worry about.

idata

Hm, I see. I calculated a 92% chance for this event to occur. Very well, if you insist...

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...Should I continue?

eatsicecream

So in the end, I'm somehow forgotten either way with this alternate world, huh?

Um... I'm not really angry I guess? Or just not as much as when I first heard it? I mean it really sucks that there was never a Young Justice and what might... happened. To, you know, that other me.

Although... you said I kinda went crazy, right? So it's probably for the better.

Anyways-- Maybe we can talk another time? You look really busy.

reflectings

( ooc: canon is the looking glass! )

Am I even allowed to be here? You still haven't asked, you know.

( i'm sure it's fine...! maybe... if it's not, then we'll just have to stop! )

You say that, but I don't think you've got the will power to do that. ( sigh. ) Are you even in a good condition? Mentally? You were bawling your eyes out just a few minutes ago. Don't try to deny it.

( ... )

Okay, okay, fine, we won't talk about that. What else can we talk about...

Well, at least he isn't here, right? ( that'd be one heck of a jump scare if he was, huh. ) My point exactly.

stolehisrims

Well, ain’t it just soooo convenient you just happened to remember I exist, Mundane. What’s a guy gotta do around here for a little attention, huh? I do not get your fascination with that cheap cardboard knockoff you call ‘older and sexier’ me, chum. At all.

HELLO! He’s a murderer! We don’t kill, it’s that simple. So you going off panting after him is just….weird. I think you need to get your head examined or something. How about you just spend a little time with me instead? I’m much cooler and I’m not a wanted felon. So it’s kinda like a win-win situation going on here.

Seriously though, chum, I’m just dyin’ of boredom here. Keep this up and I’m gonna turn out like the cardboard knock off just out of sheer boredom. So do something with me, huh? Don’t let me turn out like him. Because that’s just…lame.

Let’s go out and find some bad guys and ruin their day! I’m a Robin, I don’t do that whole inactivity thing. You wouldn’t keep a bird like me caged up would you? That’d just be cruel. So let’s get out there and do something! I promise you won’t regret it, chum.

Sincerely,

-Jason Todd

aintnoconvict

Oh stop sulking about how it's not like the books: zipperheads didn't show up in them either, and yet here we are! You're gonna go see it, you're gonna like it, and that'll be that.

Besides, it's pretty cool having more folks from the merry ol' land around, even if they're not from the same version I am. Who knows, maybe one of 'em will show up in Taxon or Haven someday and we can compare notes.

athelstan

I do not understand your fascination with this.

( athelstan pauses, fidgets with the cloth of his robe, firm in his belief and yet unsure in his manner. he dos not make eye contact. he clasps his hands together and swallows down the dryness in his throat. )

I am a monk. I have taken a vow -- they are for life, our vows. You know this, and yet you still wish and hope for a sudden reversal, for me to denounce God, to join them in their savage ways. I owe them my life and my gratitude for that fact, but not my faith. That belongs to God alone. I will never touch a woman. I will never renounce Him.

Please, I don't wish to talk about this any more.

( ooc | Y U P. I honestly just thought this scene, and athelstan's discomfort, was hilarious. warning: nsfw. )

arkadian

Oh, miss mun, it is very nice to meet you! I've already met so many people on Earth, and they seem very friendly. You do, too. I'm very excited!

[ A curious hum and a tilt of her head to and fro, her hair swishing about. ] You said there are a lot of places here, right? Ooh, miss mun -- could you take me to somewhere per your recommendation? Um, hm... Is there an amusement park here? I have always wanted to go to one! Would they have a petting zoo? Wouldn't that be nice?

...

What's that?

...

Shadow is here? Where?! [ She's suddenly just so giddy! ] He made it here? Please, take me to him! We have to go see the flowers together! You know the kind, do you, miss mun? They're brown in the center, but they have yellow petals. What were they called again? Sunflowers?

... Heehee. How cute. ♥ Let's go!

ringaroundrose

So you missed playing me, munny? I can't blame you! We had some good times together...

... No, shipping me with the other boys was not one of those times.

Anyway, if you're serious about putting me in a game again, maybe you should do some canon reviewing first! I say we start with Sonic Adventure and the date Sonic and I had at Twinkle Park! It was sooo romantic! Then we can look at me saving Sonic from prison in Sonic Adventure 2, then when I saved him in Sonic 2006, and then...

... Hey, don't look up when I hugged Shadow and Silver! Close that tab! Right now! Those were innocent mistakes! MUNNY!

doubletailpilot

Look, I'm sorry about what I said last time. I was jus'... really scared, an' angry, an' you gotta admit that with some of the stuff you guys were planning, I had every right to be both. 'Specially when at first you were jus' doing it to be a jerk.

But the more you talk about how this is gonna 'help me grow', or how it's gonna 'be good for me', the weirder you're making... everything. It's gonna be confusing enough when it's all over, since part of me's still scared that Sonic an' Knuckles won't forgive me. An' well, it's not really in me to hold grudges, especially in this case, but that's not what I'm worried about right now.

I guess what I'm sayin' is you need to work through everything that's gonna happen after this mess gets cleaned up. You're the one that threw me into it, so you get to see everything through to the end, confusin' or not.

I don't hate you, though. I wanted you to know that.

Even if you can be a weird, confusing jerk sometimes.

firesides

I think it's flattering?? that you think about me right before cleaning your room, but if you had a bit more constancy you wouldn't need to feel like you're going into nobody's land every time you get to it!

And I don't really mind staying in here; there's plenty to tidy up here anyway. Your tendency to keep piling up stuff is nothing short of impressive.

goldensand

[an argument with the mun is one sandy rarely cares to indulge in, but this time, they're being a bit silly.

he points impatiently above his head to the golden sand images appearing there. a child, a lurking shadow, a castle. both the castle and the shadow seem to loom ominously above the child, who seems to shrink in fear. the message here is obvious - children may be in danger.

so as a guardian, how can he not go?]

hasnomentor

...I think you should go to bed when you get home ese. I'm pretty sure people are going to think you're loco if you keep giggling like that in the library.

You're giggling right now. Stop it. ...It's creepy. Really creepy.

Drink your soda, eat your candy, stay awake for another 4 hours and then just get home. And use the crosswalks. No jaywalking for you. That's an order.

...Yeah. It would be more convincing coming from Nightwing. Don't care.

nikiorjessica

W-What am I doing here?

[Niki is looking around frantically with panic in her eyes. She turns her attention back to the mun.]

Why did you bring me here? You know it’s not safe, you know what she could do if she’s left to roam free. Take me back to the prison, take me back there right now.

Oh Niki, will you stop being such a baby. I’m not going to do anything…too bad. I’m glad to be out of that place.

No. No, I know you. This isn’t right just…just take us back there.

She’s not going to listen to you, Niki…

[Niki places her hands over her ears as she continues to argue with…well, herself] Leave me alone!

[ooc: Normal text is Niki, italics is her 'split personality' Jessica.]

mopirates_moproblems

Mundane,

No one finds this screen name amusing but you. Kindly revert me to my previous status, and then we'll discuss the business with the turtle.

Really, I thought we had an agreement that you'd save hauling me out for that ridiculous pirate holiday you insist on posting during.

suninmyhair

You want me to go there? Really?

Wow, that sounds like a fairy tale almost! I would get to meet new people, see new things-!

[A beat. She starts to frown now.]

What about what mother said? What if the men there have fangs or claws and try to cut my hair?!

[Breath Rapunzel.]

M-maybe we should think about this, alright?

fix

Forgot about me, did you?

Got roped in pretty nicely in college and being an adult, I can see that much. No point on digging me out if you can't get things done, just saying.

'sides, the hype died long ago. No sense on poking at the soon-to-be-dead-loner-chick anymore, unless you're into that sort of stuff.

Wouldn't be surprised, I must say.

alight

Wow, so.

You do know the phrase 'curiosity killed the cat', right?

[He eases his hands into the air in a gesture of (faintly amused) surrender. Like he's one to talk.]

Just checking. Never thought I'd see the day you'd pass over you-know-who [He makes little Bat-ears just to drive the point home. And no, he doesn't mean Voldemort, because that is entirely too terrifying to contemplate.] to take me out for a spin.

Can't say I mind. You know how I like working up a good sweat.

heldbyacross

Mundane..I'm happy you're planning on playing me, but you'll need a few more icons if you plan to do so. Surely I'll be doing more than screaming in pain or crying wherever you play me!

After all..I did have a lot of fun with the prince..even if that did end horribly. So, get to work! I may be able to stop time, but..you cannot, so you have to use your time effectively. I'm sure things will turn out alright for you in the end. It should be a bit better than..what happened to me.

damngod

You do not read quickly enough, girl. It will be the beginning of the month before you know it, and where shall I be? Ignored.

I have no intentions of being ignored yet again. Finish your homework before you place any reserve, for you know I am not one to be placed to the side more than once.

You do seem to have a strong desire to seek out horror, have you noticed? I find it rather...unsettling.

wittyoneliner

So I have to pay a debt for killing darkspawn?

...And for using Andraste's name in vain? Really?

........And for calling Morrigan a "fetid swamp witch who could get lost in the Deep Roads for all I care"? Oh, come on. Now it's getting ridiculous.

[ DRAMATIC (possibly thoughtful) PAUSE ]

No, I don't think I like it.

rat_master

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step".

I know you are worried about my "voice", however your lack of confidence isn't going to help, if anything it will only hinder and cripple. Like I tell my sons you must practice, even if you are "out of it" as it were, only then can your dismays finally be at rest, and not only with my voice.

Which reminds me, there are more pressing matters you should be focusing on, like your studies for one.

sleuthtastic

Calm down, pipsqueak.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

prurientprince

Mundane.

Darling.

Sweetest of sluts.

You knew you couldn't keep me contained. It doesn't matter that the winter is dying. If I tickled your fancy, well, that's what I was meant to do. Why wait for Christmas, that insatiable lady? Let me fulfill my purpose and indulge those in need of my services.

Yours,

The Slutcracker Prince

13thfloorking

AH! Dearest mundane, 'tis great to be out. Let's cheers for this fine day!

[ Let's out an evil laugh ]

Don't bore me or I'll have the initiative to entertain you...satisfyingly.

[ smirks evilly and gives out a light laugh ]

Treat me like a king should be~!

canterinthesky

What an adorable little name you gave this account mun, no really I enjoy being reminded of not living up to unrealistic expectations. [Grumble]

Just because I've come to terms with my book doesn't mean I want to talk about it.

And there's these two games, yeah they both sound very tempting, especially the one where Equestria met it's untimely demise, yeah I'll be really looking forward to that one... [sigh]

kigendan

I have some more important business to get to.

At least let me go back and finish that. We can discuss this situation after.

undergrad

Could you please stop reading those fics where I'm either dead or a passing plot device that winds up a mess like a bug on a windshield? It's getting more than morbid now, thanks. Why am I always leaving behind a mourning husband, anyway? Maybe I'll marry a girl! ~~Shut up.~~

... Oh my God, no. I do not want a cup of frosted cocoa. I'm onto you, wise guy.

rightstandman

Voicetest...? Wait a minute! Are you fucking serious!? You just dragged me here and you're already making me take tests and shit?! You didn't even give me a chance to study! I mean, I'm not sure I actually would have done it, but...

Besides, I have other shit to do!

...You wanna replace some of those icons, though, mun? I mean, all those goofy-ass faces. It's like you're tryin' to embarrass me! Seriously, I'm a badass here! I can't have people thinking I make weird faces all the time!

[Except you totally do, Okuyasu.]

((ooc: Vague canonpoint is sometime after "Red Hot Chili Pepper"/Ch.314))

fearnotdeceit

What part of "this is a bad idea" did you not understand?

kingdiary

Neo Kousaka KING Diary
Today's brilliant moments:

I finally convinced that girl I was a cool character. I'm so brilliant!

She finished making icons of my face. She's brilliant, but not as much as me!

I was the star of a post on some voice-testing community. I'm so brilliant!

3hatday

Oi oi! Mun! What the hell was that about?! Why'd you have me do THIS as my first thing in that game? I mean, it was pretty awesome when I thought about it, but...

Ehhh never mind that. So, who's gonna be the first lucky broad you send me after, huh?

... Whaddya mean you don't care? Come on, mun, this is a chance of a lifetime! I get to be the big damn hero AND I get some girls! You can't let Caesar get all the action, now. That's just cruel.

notjustyet

This wasn't the sort of holiday I had in mind after the princess got married, you know.

... but I guess as long as there aren't any giants wandering about it could be worse.

didntfallin

Why did you bring me out here? You know I wouldn't be able to go to any of those games you're in. Let me go back home, okay? I don't know anyone out here.

I'm glad you liked the movie, but there isn't much to go on for me, remember? This is just a game to you, isn't it? Well, it's all right. I guess... but I don't find it very fun.

I don't know why you think I can see him again. He's gone... and it's my fault.

twinfalchions

If this is reparation for the damages done to the, erm... elevator, then I've no complaints in taking upon this "waitressing" job. Yet are the suggested uniforms so... hmm. Tawdry? Couldn't there be more spots or stripes?

Hmm? Well, if it'll boost morale for my fellow conscripts, then... I will be sure to wear this with pride.

resilire

Miss Mundane, you really should figure out a way to level your stress, or...

Though I guess that Sibyl isn't existence in your time or in your area. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I was born in your era, but I'm not sure if I could find what I needed to do during that time. I hope that you're able to find what you believe only you can do, since I know you're looking for that.

Maybe that's why I'm here. Though I wonder what your psycho pass would be like. You say it would be cloudy, but I guess you never know until you see it.

Though I'd advise you get some rest. Maybe play some of those games that destress yourself, or burn those incense. I'll help you the best I can, since I feel there's a reason I'm here with you.

signaling

Hello there, Mun! It's very nice to see you again.

I was beginning to think you may have forgotten about me for a bit since it's certainly been awhile since we last spoke. But the fact that you're calling on me must mean you have something planned right?

Well whatever it is, have no fear, Mun! Sealand is ready for anything! [cue heroic pose]

doctor_insano

Nononononono no!

You encouraged him too much, mun, and now he may be coming there where I am in the midst of plotting to take over the entire world with SCIENCE and the IRON MAN himself! I don't want him running in and stealing my... well, everything! Including my thunder and equipment!

You may be disappointed that apps now won't be processed for a few more weeks but that may give me the time I need, so do be quiet about it.

.... And no, don't go encouraging any more of my arch enemies to join while you're at it.

[Insano glares as much as one can from behind swirly x-ray goggles.]

pieinthesky

Dude, how can you not be excited about today? It's pie day! You know what that means, right? Lots and lots of pie. Don't act like you don't want it; you've been fantasizing about apple pie since yesterday, so you should totally go for it, man. Besides, you know what they say: life's a big ol' pie and we all have to take a slice.

...They never did say what flavor it is, did they? I hope it's a good one...like pumpkin or custard or apples. Mmm, so many possibilities~

(Why yes, he might be drooling a little. Don't worry it's normal for him.)

monoculi

Why, oh why, do you keep buying those comics? I hate to say I told you so, but I kinda did. Several times, emphatically.

If you don't like it, I can point you to a number of other quality publications that are at least 75% less depressing. Plus, there's spandex. Win-win, right?

grumptastic

Tch. You writers think you can do whatever you want. Not a care in the world! Not thinkin' too much on how it might affect others, eh?

[spits on ground]

Pathetic! All o'you!

claws_and_effect

Pi Day!

[She makes a disgusted face.]

I despise math. It brings back too many bad memories.

How about we add an e to that? everyone else seems to be doing so.

So, mun. Where's my pie?

NO. EW. I don't want a catnip pie. What are you THINKING! Ugh. Do I have to explain EVERY nuance of werecat civilization to you?

I want a caramel pie. Just because I'm a cat does not mean I want catnip constantly and especially NOT IN A PIE! It annoys me that you would even CONSIDER such a thing.

And while we're on the topic of things that you do that annoy me, there's this little matter of places to put me. You're not even looking are you? I think it's time you started. I know there aren't too many guys and ghouls out there, but there are a few. Get on it. I won't sit here forever just sharpening my claws on your mental upholstery.

[OOC: Suggestions welcome...before the cat eats me?]

[Sigh] I won't EAT you. I don't eat normies!

meanttobetreasured

Are you sure about this? You seemed so hesitant about doing this a few weeks ago. Why now? I'm happy you got a small voice for me, but I don't think you'll be able to do much with me.

[A pause.]

There aren't any demons around here, are there? I don't want to run into one, you know. But then again... Do you think... he's around? I know I was able to see that demon before, but there's so many different people around, and who knows who is a demon or not!

He can probably see them better than I can around here! ...What am I saying? He left.

I guess there isn't any harm in hoping, right Mun?

takenonalark

H-hey, what's up with that face? You've been making some scary sounds, too...

You haven't been telling me anything lately. Is it really that bad? C'mon, let me see! It's my life, so I should be allowed to know!

formulator

Look, I can appreciate that you wanted to restart my story in order to... view different scenarios. I could go on abut how creepy it is to to go through all this trouble just to have me marry someone, but I'll hold myself back. [ Robin, that's not holding yourself back at all... ]

But if you're really concerned about moving along, maybe you should stop fighting all of these pointless battles just to ensure Morgan can join us with this "Galeforce" skill. It would offer a tactical advantage, to be sure, but it's nothing we can't work around.

Really, you can stop now. Please.

Yours sincerely,
Robin

P.S.
Seriously, just move on. How much longer do you think they're going to stay Emmeryn's execution?

kismetatropos

I know not what you are planning, but I do not like being kept in the dark. No matter where you send me, you will not keep me contained.

You are aware of that, are you not? Do not expect me to take this insult so passively.

dollar_general

When I said I wanted to go somewhere exciting, a horror game isn't what I had in mind....

bellabellabella

Tell me, are you planning on finishing this application and actually submitting it? Because that will require you stop watching television and do the work entailed. You're nearly done, and you know how to do the rest. If you are going to play me, stop procrastinating, and start working on your icons. If not...

[A SIGH]

You know where I'd prefer to be right now.

scrabbletilemug

There. Now you've finished the film and I still have no idea what was so urgent yesterday that you couldn't have waited until you'd done so to take me on.

But, since you have and there's no getting around it now, might I suggest at least attempting something like a normal sleep schedule? You, unlike some, have a regular desk job, with regular hours. One that you'll be leaving for in just over eight hours by my count.

addittotheheap

3.141592653589793238462643383...

Heh, I won't waste my time imparting such beauty on you! After all, you're only letting me out because it's π Day! A day for celebrating perfect perimeters! Sublime circumferences! But what did a radian like you do in recognition of this resplendent ratio?

0!

You're spending so much t with that hectopascal that you've thrown me aside. But one day soon, I'll be back. And on that day, my calculations will make quick work of you and your Composer.

I think we have issues.

Mar. 14th, 2013

Mar. 14th, 2013

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