Look it's not MY fault.

[stillcrawly]

Yes, it is your fault. How long has it been since you've read the book? Excuse me? Three? Three years? No, I don't think it 'counts' to go back and read old threads.

It's all fine and lovely that you want to have me back but unfortunately I am very busy. Yes, I am. No, you don't get to know with what.

Yes, I can do that.

Don't even think about putting me anywhere until you get that book again.

Comments

[manicuredangel]

Hallo dear. Is your "mundane" giving you a difficult time? Though that really seems to be an unfair nickname to give to them, doesn't it? They aren't really mundane. Rather inventive and creative, I think.

Please forgive me I'm so rusty /crying

[stillcrawly]

... Yes. Yes she is.

[Haaaay]

And the little box she likes to keep me in is just as bland.

BB shhhhh I'm hardly even on DW anymore... /sobbu

[manicuredangel]

Well then perhaps you aren't too busy to come out and say hallo, dear.

/CRIES ON

[stillcrawly]

[He's not too busy for you, Aziraphale. He's just too busy for the muns little monkey games she likes to play. Today it's 'harass Crowley']

I'm out and saying hello, I'd like to think I'm being very reasonable about this.

ffff sorry for the delay. I had sleep then work. D:

[manicuredangel]

Yes, of course dear. [Said in tones of an indulgent parent.]

Well I am glad to see you, Crowley.

IT'S OKAY I just assumed I wasn't doing so well asdkfjha

[stillcrawly]

[He hears that tone, look you-]

... Nice to see you too, angel.

[It's lonely in the headspace. It's full of crazy people but no angel.]

Noooooo. You aren't doing badly at all. /sob

[manicuredangel]

[He smiles fondly at the demon.]

Would you like some tea, my dear? I just put a kettle on...

Thank yooooou ;A;

[stillcrawly]

I could be up for a cup or two.

[What happened to his bad mood? Bless you, Aziraphale]

[13thfloorking]

Isn't it lovely that your mun gives a thought of letting you out? Don't you think?

[stillcrawly]

You mean putting me back. I've been completely out of the headspace for three years.

I don't think I like being crammed back into the asylum.

[13thfloorking]

Being remembered is something precious. Well, it depends on the context. [gives a light laugh]
Oh, an asylum can be a great place. It will never bore you.

[stillcrawly]

... No. I'm pretty bored.

[You don't know the level of crazy he's had to deal with at home, this is nothing]

I believe I would have preferred being forgotten. As it is, her hold on my currently is pretty... feeble.

[13thfloorking]

Boredom can be very maddening and being forgotten is a very sad thing! [ smirks ]

[stillcrawly]

... Still no, still pretty sure being forgotten would be the best possible thing to happen to me right now.

[13thfloorking]

To each their own. [ the smirk disappears ]

I'd like to know the reason. Fear...annoyance?

[stillcrawly]

[None of anyones business but he's certainly not afraid of his mun, as nutty as she is]

One would imagine it'd be annoyance. As I said, I do have things I should be doing.

[Even if management can't exactly reach him in here.]

[notonbaldmountain]

Maybe Mun's blood will cool a bit before they put you somewhere.

[stillcrawly]

Somehow, I doubt that.

[makedontbreak]

As if our oh-so-wise hosts would let such a silly little thing get in the way.

After all, shooting blind is clearly the best way to go.

[Sarcasm? Sarcasm.]

[stillcrawly]

Clearly.

[Hello you.]

It was worth a try.

[makedontbreak]

Unfortunately, they have a capricious streak a mile long. Generally speaking.

An agreeable Mun probably wouldn't last too long.

[stillcrawly]

'Capricious' would be a word for it. Or insane. That would also be another perfectly applicable word.

No, I didn't think so. She wouldn't have anyone to torment if she was agreeable.

[makedontbreak]

I'd say they're much too harmless to be insane, really.

this journal is so unused it hurts

[tea_and_ineffability]

Now, now, dear. It doesn't do to question the ineffable plan. Surely there's a reason you've been brought back.

It's okay this journal is so new it's raw

[stillcrawly]

Her plan isn't ineffeble.

[Grasping at straws here, essentially her plan is part of THE plan but-]

I'm almost entirely positive it's to make fun of me.