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[heseemedtoenjoyit]

So, since you're just coming to terms with who you are, you thought you'd bring me out to be confident and do what you want? Good enough reason.

Plus, you can't deny my charm, or my dashing smile. 

Let's do this.

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[13thfloorking]

You have a dashing smile indeed!

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

I know right?

Captain Jack Harkness.

[13thfloorking]

My pleasure to meet you, Captain Jack Harkness. [ gives a gallant bow ]

I'm just your humble neighbor on the 13th floor at night. [ gives out a light laugh ]

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Kinky.

[13thfloorking]

[ laughs ]

Charming.

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Prince Charming, thank you.

[13thfloorking]

I can see you are pleased with yourself. That's your charm, I think.

[ smiles ]

It's a rare sight, nowadays, to see such lads with such allure.

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Confidence is key.

I'm a rare one, that's more true than you know

[13thfloorking]

Really? I like people of such rarity. It's such a pleasure to collect them one by one.

[ gives out a light laugh ]

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Yup. More rare than you probably think.

Depends on what kind of collecting you do.

[13thfloorking]

[ he just laughs at his statement. Just what does he mean about "collecting"? Well, he loves to leave that up to someone else's imagination. ]

[scrabbletilemug]

There's worse reasons to let someone in, I suppose.

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

He digs me too, so it's all good.

Captain Jack Harkness... and you are?

[scrabbletilemug]

Nothing wrong with that either.

I'm Q.

[badwolfbay]

[ OH JACK. Have a big, amused, and genuine laugh from this gal. ]

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Rose?!

[badwolfbay]

Yeah, s'me. [ Griiin. ] S'been a while, yeah?

[notthedoctor]

[So much for him telling people how great Jack Harkness is. He shows up naked. Not that he's surprised really. It's Jack.]

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Oh come now. What's that face for?

[notthedoctor]

It's the face that says you're overselling yourself, Jack.

[No matter his flaws, or perhaps because of them, he'll still be the Doctor's 'Captain'. To the metacrisis, he's a memory. Except for the whole making him into a 'Doctor Detector'. Rude, Jack.]

So where are you off to now? Done with Torchwood and off to some new place?

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Ha. I never oversell something.

[that hand means everything to him. He would sleep with it if it wasn't so damn bulky.]

I'm never done with Torchwood.

[notthedoctor]

I suppose you can't oversell what most people are crawling over themselves to buy.

[Theta would be pleased to hear that. Part of him fears that he was and always would be nothing more to Jack than a means to find the Doctor. Self-esteem issues are a bitch.]

I still have my Torchwood ID and the keys to the SUV, even here on this rusty boat where I live now. Took me as I was driving to the store to get Ianto's shopping list.

[aproperdoctor]

I don't think anybody could deny your charm, Jack. Or your dashing smile.

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

So you've noticed?

[smug. He's so smug.]

I knew you totally dug me, Martha.

[aproperdoctor]

Yeah, well, don't let it go to your head. Your ego is quite big enough as it is.

[Martha. You are opening yourself up for so much innuendo here.]

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

That's not the only thing that's big enough sweetheart.

[yup. Be prepared. He's cocky this morning.]

[aproperdoctor]

I'd expect you of all people to know that it isn't size that counts, it's how you use it.

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Oh, I know that. I'm just lucky in both areas.

[aproperdoctor]

So I've heard from Ianto. In fact, he described your particular technique as "innovative, bordering on the avant-garde".

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Oh really? So Ianto talks about me?

[aproperdoctor]

Well. I might've asked him. Out of curiosity, you understand.

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Ah. Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

And you could have just asked me. And I would have provided demonstrations

[aproperdoctor]

Yeah, and satisfaction brought it back. C'mon, you can't be you and expect people not to wonder about that sort of thing.

Oi. I had a boyfriend at the time, thanks, I didn't need any demonstrations.

[...never mind that having a boyfriend didn't stop her from kissing Jack. Whoops?]

[heseemedtoenjoyit]

Had? As in Past Tense?

[aproperdoctor]

Yeah, well.

[A slightly uncomfortable shrug. Sometimes being from the wrong canon point sucks, like when you have to explain to your friends why you no longer have a fiance.]

[hulloeverything]

Or your ego for that matter. [Have an amused smirk, Jack.]