Happy Pi Day ladies and gents

[idata]

Hm, I see. I calculated a 92% chance for this event to occur. Very well, if you insist...

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 3809525720 1065485863 2788659361 5338182796 8230301952 0353018529 6899577362 2599413891 2497217752 8347913151 5574857242 4541506959 5082953311 6861727855 8890750983 8175463746 4939319255 0604009277 0167113900 9848824012 8583616035 6370766010 4710181942 9555961989 4676783744 9448255379 7747268471 0404753464 6208046684 2590694912 9331367702 8989152104 7521620569 6602405803 8150193511 2533824300 3558764024 7496473263 9141992726 0426992279 6782354781 6360093417 2164121992 4586315030 2861829745 5570674983 8505494588 5869269956 9092721079 7509302955 3211653449 8720275596 0236480665

...Should I continue?

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[dream_fluffball]

[Have a small pink... thing offering some pie.]

[idata]

Pie?

[That is very kind of you, Mr. Pink Organic Sphere.]

[dream_fluffball]

[Cherry pie to be exact.]

It's pie day, right?

[13thfloorking]

[ just staring, amused at the pi recital ]

[idata]

[Yes, good. Let the world awe at his numerical prowess.]

[13thfloorking]

[ lets out a somewhat scream of pleasure along with a light laugh as his eyes were intently fixed on him out of amusement]

Yes, please do continue.

[idata]

Are you sure? There are approximately five thousand more digits I have recorded.

[Pushes up his glasses.]

This could take a while.

[13thfloorking]

If it pleases you...it also pleases me.

Think of it as a mantra. It soothes one's ears and it cleanses one's soul.

[ smirks evilly ]

[idata]

[Huh? Sure feels like a chill running down Inui's spine.]

An interesting approach to a mathematical constant.

[13thfloorking]

Well, you have to tackle things of interest with ever inch of love. They can be naughty whispers for all we know. [ laughs ]

[idata]

No, I'm afraid those calculations are incorrect. Math is a pure, universal language. It does not seek to tempt others.

[13thfloorking]

Math is pure and a universal language, you say. Then like any other language, it has different layers of interpretation in each person's perspective. For you, it is an elegant mathematical constant, as for others, it may be a nuisance. It will be no different if for some, it can be...pleasure.

[ smirks as his eyes again directs on him ]

Anything can be an object of temptation. Now, please do carry on. [smiles ]

[idata]

You can enjoy what you find most pleasurable but numbers do not lie. No matter how dull it may seem for others, it is a means for obtaining truth.

[A beat.]

Do you know how many digits are in Pi?

[13thfloorking]

Thus truth will be obtained, by any means. Numbers bear no lies which makes it even more enjoyable, but monotonous.

[ places a hand beneath his chin as though he will watch a play ]

I'm afraid I do not have knowledge of that. Please do enlighten me.

[hardcorepixie]

Dude, it's Pi Day already??
[Aw yeah! She's GOTTA have some Pi Day pie today!]

[idata]

As of 12 hours, 53 minutes and 43 seconds ago.

[Chances of Pi Day pie being delicious: 100%]

[square_cubelaw]

Of the two ways this could have gone, you decided to go with the boring one?

[idata]

Boring? Highly improbable. No one can truly appreciate the concept of Pi unless you recite each digit. That is the heart of Pi!

[square_cubelaw]

I'm sure it is, if you're a data storage device.

Why not apply it in some unique way? Or go eat a pie? That sounds like a lot more fun.

[idata]

Hm.

[Y'KNOW he has been thinking about trying something new actually...]

I could try to bake my latest pie recipe. Hm, but do I have enough water beetles...?

[Excuse him as he scribbles in his notebook. Looks like this afternoon will be a lot busier than expected.]

[square_cubelaw]

Water beetles?

Nevermind, I don't want to know. You have fun with that, I'm going to go find someplace nice and bug free.