What am I doing. Voice test, hopefully will be off to a certain castle

[purevirginheart]

Yoo hoo! Alice reporting~!

Phew! It's good to be out of that box finally! Y'know I've been back in there for a while, right? Well, so are Lucian, Rymer and Dumas but who cares about them.

So what's this about a potential game? Well, I dunno. The Two Stooges might be lost without me! We can't have that, now can we? Sure, that whole mess with Polidori is done with, but where else are they gonna get important information? That Info Broker's gotta get her material from somewhere, right? [You're not fooling anyone, Alice. We know you're the Broker.]

Anyhoo! If you absolutely insist, then I'll go! I won't mind a vacation to a big ol' fancy castle. And to meet the Solar Boy that even Trinity idolized would sure be somethin'! Ooohhh, now you're just getting me excited. Yeah yeah, I know you're lazy and got other things to do before workin' on an app... like, y'know, replaying my game, but don't you forget now! I gotta find out myself just why Lucy hates that place so much. Plus you need someone else with you in that game that isn't a sour puss.

I'll be waiting, munny! ♥

Over and out~!

Comments

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Hi new muse! I'm Chie Satonaka, nice to meet you!

[purevirginheart]

Ohh, I think I heard about you from two of the others in here. Nice to meet ya! I'm Alice.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Oooohh two others? Is one of them Yosuke? [>8(]

[purevirginheart]

Not sure! There's this cute kid with a hat, and then there's this one other dweeb...

[captain_ressentiment]

Who are you calling a dweeb!?

[purevirginheart]

--Yeah, I'd say it's that 'Yoosuke' guy.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

...! Yosuke! What are you doing there? Are you okay?!

[captain_ressentiment]

I don't think I'm going to be now that you know I'm here....

I mean, uh, if you can call being in a headspace with multiple other guy that sound exactly like you 'fine', then I'm just that. As for what I'm doing here, what do you think I'm doing aside from being a victim to my mun's whims?

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Oh. That sucks [That didn't really sound sympathetic]

I'm in a really weird place right now... There's a lot of steak so I'm not complaining. But sheesh, it smells like alcohol in here.

[captain_ressentiment]

Like you need access to any more steak...

Your place is probably at least more normal than mine. Geez, and I thought Ted was weird...

[pint_sized_carnivore]

It's really pretty here. All the houses look like those things on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!

And Ted? Is that furball in there with you?

[captain_ressentiment]

Seriously? Dude, it's a mess in here. Some parts look like they came out of a fantasy game, others look like a freakin' air base.

No, he's not here. Instead I've got things in here that I daresay are weirder.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Air base? Sounds like those places in the TV that reflects people's thoughts...

There's a lot of people in here. Like thousands! There's this huge train station that leads to a lot of different places and people from different dimensions. You'll love it here!

[captain_ressentiment]

Given how the mun's mind works, it almost would fit in the TV world... but I get that it's kinda set up like this because of all the fantasy-ish guys and the pilots around. Which is still pretty cool in itself, but it's the people...

Dude, you know there are vampires in here? And there are people with wings.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Vampires?! Don't let them bite you!

[captain_ressentiment]

Dude, you think I'd go anywhere near those guys?!

Geez, I'm lucky there happen to be a couple hunters in here as well...

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Hunters, huh? I actually met a hunter here too! We arrived at this place around the same time. Lara-san, this is my friend Yosuke. He's a bonehead.

[sister_of_artemis]

I'm not a hunter, but hello.

[captain_ressentiment]

What the hell do you mean 'bonehead'!? [Ugh he's being insulted left and right tonight!

...oh wait, there's a pretty girl. Don't mind him staring a little.]

Uhh, h-hi, Lara-san.

[purevirginheart]

STOP RIGHT THERE!

Look, I gave you your chance to talk to your buddy, but no! You can learn more about that girl on your own time! Beat it, Yosuke! This is my post!

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Oh... Uh, sorry Alice. I'll talk with you and Lara-san later, Yosuke.

[sister_of_artemis]

[Confused at what's going on, with four people talking at the same time, Lara just waved at Yosuke before leaving]

[heliotroping]

[hot pants.....]

...You're not Zazie...

[purevirginheart]

'Zazie'? Nope. Were you even payin' attention? My name's Alice!

[heliotroping]

Sorry, I only came in halfway through that...

[purevirginheart]

Oh. Well. Guess I can't fault you for that.

So who's this Zazie girl anyway?

[heliotroping]

She's someone I know from San Miguel... She's the witch who puts up the Solar Barrier that keeps the undead out.

[purevirginheart]

San Miguel? You mean that San Miguel? No foolin'?

[heliotroping]

Yeah... It really is in ruins in your time isn't it...

[purevirginheart]

[Oh. Yeah. Awkward.]

'fraid so. Some places were built on the ruins n' everything.

[heliotroping]

[a moment of silence]

As long as life survived to build that.

[purevirginheart]

Of course! And it'll keep survivin' too so long as we have the Two Stooges around! ♥

[heliotroping]

...The "Two Stooges"...?

ALICE. OMGFDJGDF.

[swinginreporter]

Heeey, you remind me of another somebody in this headspace! She's passed out most of the time nowadays, but wow, you guys could be sisters or something~!

AUDREY IS THAT YOU

[purevirginheart]

No kiddin'? She must really be something for you to compare her to me, hahaha!

MAYBE. POSSIBLY. 8)

[swinginreporter]

I don't know what it was! Just, bam, as soon as I saw you, like you guys groove on the same wavelength or something~!

AUDREY BABYYY ♥

[purevirginheart]

Ooohhh, now you got me all interested in meeting her! It takes some kinda practice to get to my level, dontcha know.

<3333333 hay bby hay

[swinginreporter]

I'll see if I can't get her to wake up! I think she used to go to that castle place, too, but that was aaaages ago. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole place has changed by now~!

[purevirginheart]

There are some guys in here that were in there a while too, but most of 'em clam up about their stay. Unless you're Lucian, who complains about it frequently still. Not that complaining is anything new to him or anything.

Alice! *_*

[notrueself]

[ignoring the fact that his mun is freaking out, Dainn laughs.]

Well it seems that things are about to get interesting, if the reaction my mun is having is to go by! I'll have to go now.

[and horrify people to death.]

Although...you wouldn't happen to know of a girl named Zazie, would you...?

The one and only!

[purevirginheart]

[Ooohh, bad vibes on this one. If the red eyes and white skin are anything to go by, anyway. Be civil now, Alice.]

There's that 'Zazie' name again. Sheesh, gettin' all sorts of mention of her around here. Nope, can't say I know her.

Boktai muses seem to be popping up and it's lovely :D

[notrueself]

[a better idea would probably be to run for it, to be honest.]

It's your hair color that reminds me of her. I assume your name is Alice from your little introduction?

[let's see what we can get from this one...]

I whipped up a Carmilla account the other day with the intent of her, but then Alice took the wheel

[purevirginheart]

[She doesn't need to run. She's got a big sun laser and she ain't afraid to use it!]

Yeeeap, that would be me. I'm gonna have to ask the mun 'bout that Zazie girl though...

You say somethin' about goin' to that castle too?

[notrueself]

[better make sure you've got good aim with it. he's a slippery one.]

Yes I did! It's an interesting little place. I'm sure you'd like it if you were sent too.

[because if you were going to a place that was going to make you miserable, why not encourage other people to go to that same place, right?]

Yes castmates! <3

[sunnydwithagun]

...You know Trinity?

omg Boktai all up in this place tonight

[purevirginheart]

Of course! The Time Crossing Warrior, founder of the Guild, who wouldn't know that guy?

All the Boktai

[sunnydwithagun]

Oh, so you're from his original time? I knew he would make it back home just fine; he's strong in his own right.

I haven't even played any of the games for months and yet I have muses everywhere

[purevirginheart]

You met Trinity?

[......]

Ohohoh! Wait! You're not that Solar Boy he yapped about, are ya?

Because those muses just love attention

[sunnydwithagun]

I don't know if he met any others, but I'm the only solar boy I know. My name's Django!