On Pie Day and Games

[claws_and_effect]

Pi Day!

[She makes a disgusted face.]

I despise math. It brings back too many bad memories.

How about we add an e to that? everyone else seems to be doing so.

So, mun. Where's my pie?

NO. EW. I don't want a catnip pie. What are you THINKING! Ugh. Do I have to explain EVERY nuance of werecat civilization to you?

I want a caramel pie. Just because I'm a cat does not mean I want catnip constantly and especially NOT IN A PIE! It annoys me that you would even CONSIDER such a thing.

And while we're on the topic of things that you do that annoy me, there's this little matter of places to put me. You're not even looking are you? I think it's time you started. I know there aren't too many guys and ghouls out there, but there are a few. Get on it. I won't sit here forever just sharpening my claws on your mental upholstery.

[OOC: Suggestions welcome...before the cat eats me?]

[Sigh] I won't EAT you. I don't eat normies!

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[shockjock]

Pipe down pussycat, before somebody gets the spraybottle.

[Nevermind that it'd be ridiculously dangerous for Livewire to be that person.]

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[Aaand being Toralei, she calls him on his bluff...]

Care to try it?

[Her claws are out, fangs are showing. Yup. Someone got her fur in a twist...]

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[Yeah, it's best to keep the gender confusion quiet. Especially since Livewire's already crackling with electricity, sending arcs into anything that gets too close.]

You stupid flea-bitten furball, just who do you think you're dealing with here?! You so much as scuff up my boots and catnip pies'll be the least of your problems!

Doh! First I wrong journal...And then post as a reply to my own post. *Headwall*

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[Toralei glances around... Where was it. Should be around here somewhere... Rummaging through her handbag, she pulls out a super soaker. Having fellow muses who actually *LIKE* water fights can be a good thing... Though how they like them she'll never know. She points the super soaker at Livewire, while taking one menacing step closer to those shiiiiny boots. Hopefully not too close to be electrocuted, but perhaps...]

What was that?

[She practically purrs]

[OOC: OH MY GOSH I am so sorry! I'm visually impaired, so can't see icons! I didn't mean to misgender Livewire there. :/ Also, this thread is making me giggle so much. You're an excellent player.]

[shockjock]

Pop quiz brainiac, how well's water protect against electricity?

[She's not impressed. Not only is it too small an amount of water to be of any real concern, but even using it would be like dropping a toaster in the bathtub. And then that toaster being struck by lightning.]

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[Toralei just smirks.]

Well... I could just dump a giant bucket of water on you like the Wicked Witch of the West or whichever of those witches it was... Sure. It'd hurt me. But if I got enough water, it'd hurt you too.

[But she doesn't. She puts a heavy wooden couch with padding between the two of them instead, and just sits behind it hissing like the pissed-off cat she is.]