Somepony has been bothering me almost all day today

[pieinthesky]

Dude, how can you not be excited about today? It's pie day! You know what that means, right? Lots and lots of pie. Don't act like you don't want it; you've been fantasizing about apple pie since yesterday, so you should totally go for it, man. Besides, you know what they say: life's a big ol' pie and we all have to take a slice.

...They never did say what flavor it is, did they? I hope it's a good one...like pumpkin or custard or apples. Mmm, so many possibilities~

(Why yes, he might be drooling a little. Don't worry it's normal for him.)

Comments

[blankflankbuilder]

Pie day?

[pieinthesky]

Yeah! It's a holiday all about pie and everypony appreciating it for its unrivaled deliciousness. You celebrating it by eating lots and lots of pie.

Or you know, just eating your favorite flavor.

[blankflankbuilder]

Apple pie then.

[pieinthesky]

There you go! You eat a slice of some apple pie and that's how you celebrate pie day!

Or you can be like me and just pig out on a whole pie.

[bbbfforever]

Pie day? I'm not sure I've celebrated this...

[pieinthesky]

You totally should, man; it's one of those really simple, but really awesome holidays. You can't go wrong with pie, right?

[bbbfforever]

Care to share a slice of pumpkin? [slides a plate over]

[pieinthesky]

Oh, totally! I got a slice of apple, if you want some of that. (Totally carrying a plate over.)

[appleloosa]

I don't recall such a holiday before...

[pieinthesky]

I think it's a new one. They make new holidays all the time, don't they? This might be the best one yet.

[appleloosa]

I reckon so. Don't suppose there's a holiday out there for fritters, is there? Not that I won't turn down an apple pie!

[pieinthesky]

If pies can get a holiday, then I don't see why fritters can't get one. It's all about being fair to the delicious desserts of the world; they make any meal feel complete.

[shine_on_armor]

Soarin', buddy... It's 'Pi', not 'Pie'.

[pieinthesky]

...What's the difference?

(Yeah, math was never his strong suit. He's totally one of those pure athlete types.

But more importantly: are you sure you want to break his heart, Shiny?)

[shine_on_armor]

[Shining doesn't want to break his heart. But, sometimes, friends have to hurt friends.]

It's not the kind of pie you're thinking of. It's a math thing. I'm... I'm sorry.

[pieinthesky]

So...it's not about the dessert? Like, at all?

[canterinthesky]

...Sometimes I wonder about you Wonderbolts.

[pieinthesky]

I think that's kind of the point; I mean, it is in the name, after all...

(Soarin'...no. Just no.)

[canterinthesky]

[And facehoof.]

It's a miracle Spitfire can handle you all.

[claws_and_effect]

Oh! You like pie?

[Toralei tosses an apple pie at you.]

Happy pie day <3

[pieinthesky]

(You know, most ponies would probably be upset about having a pie thrown right in their faces.

Soarin, however, is considerably appreciative of it. In fact, he's kinda busy eating it for a moment before responding.)

Mmm, thanks! This is great; did you make it yourself?

(Okay, so it's more like eating and responding. He does that a lot.)

[claws_and_effect]

[Not quite the effect she expected, but hey. If he likes pie that much, then it's cool by her.]

Nah. I didn't make it myself. Had a friend do it. But hey, it's not bad is it?

[She's munching on a slice of pie herself, though obviously not the one she splatted poor Soarin with. She won't say it, but hey. I think you two are pie friends.]

[buckyouup]

I'm a fan of any chance I've got t'sell more pies!

[pieinthesky]

Yes, please; your apple pies are like, the best apple pies ever! Did I tell you they totally made the gala for me? Because they did.

[buckyouup]

[At least somepony appreciated them.]

Glad I could be of service, Sugarcube. Had I known about this holiday, I'd have prepared a few more.