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dear_mun2013-03-14 11:30 am
stolehisrims) wrote in dear_mun2013-03-14 11:30 am
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Well, ain’t it just soooo convenient you just happened to remember I exist, Mundane. What’s a guy gotta do around here for a little attention, huh? I do not get your fascination with that cheap cardboard knockoff you call ‘older and sexier’ me, chum. At all.
HELLO! He’s a murderer! We don’t kill, it’s that simple. So you going off panting after him is just….weird. I think you need to get your head examined or something. How about you just spend a little time with me instead? I’m much cooler and I’m not a wanted felon. So it’s kinda like a win-win situation going on here.
Seriously though, chum, I’m just dyin’ of boredom here. Keep this up and I’m gonna turn out like the cardboard knock off just out of sheer boredom. So do something with me, huh? Don’t let me turn out like him. Because that’s just…lame.
Let’s go out and find some bad guys and ruin their day! I’m a Robin, I don’t do that whole inactivity thing. You wouldn’t keep a bird like me caged up would you? That’d just be cruel. So let’s get out there and do something! I promise you won’t regret it, chum.
Sincerely,
-Jason Todd
HELLO! He’s a murderer! We don’t kill, it’s that simple. So you going off panting after him is just….weird. I think you need to get your head examined or something. How about you just spend a little time with me instead? I’m much cooler and I’m not a wanted felon. So it’s kinda like a win-win situation going on here.
Seriously though, chum, I’m just dyin’ of boredom here. Keep this up and I’m gonna turn out like the cardboard knock off just out of sheer boredom. So do something with me, huh? Don’t let me turn out like him. Because that’s just…lame.
Let’s go out and find some bad guys and ruin their day! I’m a Robin, I don’t do that whole inactivity thing. You wouldn’t keep a bird like me caged up would you? That’d just be cruel. So let’s get out there and do something! I promise you won’t regret it, chum.
Sincerely,
-Jason Todd