[He chooses to very conveniently ignore the comment about his 'true colors'.]
The bigger problem is that it's survival horror. I'm no good at fighting and I don't know the first thing about surviving in some post apocalyptic world.
[See, a place with a lot of crazy events or some kind of intrigue heavy plot. That's what he had in mind. Instead he gets a cross between Silent Hill and Uzumaki.]
[Oh, so convenient that little filter, but Izaya knows better. It doesn't matter if Mikado acknowledges it now or not, because those things have a way of coming up later. He knows his humans.]
Perhaps you'll have to make friends who can protect you. That's what you do, isn't it?
[His tone is low, teasing.]
How many of your friends have rushed into danger to protect you, after all?
Well, just look at those big eyes and chubby cheeks. [Totally pinching those cheeks from behind Mikado, fyi. It's okay. It's a thing.] It's like looking at an innocent little kid. Who wouldn't want to steal his precious time away from all the assholes who didn't deserve it?
Don't mind at all~ Also I have like, no icons yet. Working on that. ^^;
[Well, he'd been about to give Izaya some good old fashioned flustered and indignant denial. But he has to flail right now. And pull away awkwardly rubbing his cheeks.]
Masaomi! What are you doing?
Haha, that's fine! I just have a stupid amount of icons. Everyone can judge both of us.
[Oh, you know. Just rushing in as a friend to protect you. No big.]
Stealing your time! You better appreciate it. I could be galloping in to charm a princess as we speak. That's why dinner's on you as soon as you get here. Anri-chan wants seafood, so don't pack light.
[He skips over the Hellboy comment. They can discuss that one later.]
You guys have been hunting your own food?
[He was busy imagining the three of them stalking some kind of wild animal They're wearing pith helmets for some reason... when Izaya's laughter brings him back to the present.]
I don't know if I could call myself confident right now...
[ his choice of words is interesting, prompting a rather sharp and critical look from izumo herself. ]
...I meant problems. Issues. [ have you just confessed to having a dark side, mikado...? ] But literal demons have happened as well. [ ...says the demon tamer. ]
Is it wrong that I hit this just because I love your username?
Not at all~ Actually, my friend came up with it, but didn't want to use it. So I did.
The bigger problem is that it's survival horror. I'm no good at fighting and I don't know the first thing about surviving in some post apocalyptic world.
[See, a place with a lot of crazy events or some kind of intrigue heavy plot. That's what he had in mind. Instead he gets a cross between Silent Hill and Uzumaki.]
*snicker* it's better than my Mikado's!
Perhaps you'll have to make friends who can protect you. That's what you do, isn't it?
[His tone is low, teasing.]
How many of your friends have rushed into danger to protect you, after all?
Just sneaking on in. If you don't mind!
Don't mind at all~ Also I have like, no icons yet. Working on that. ^^;
Masaomi! What are you doing?
Haha, that's fine! I just have a stupid amount of icons. Everyone can judge both of us.
Stealing your time! You better appreciate it. I could be galloping in to charm a princess as we speak. That's why dinner's on you as soon as you get here. Anri-chan wants seafood, so don't pack light.
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And what makes you think I can afford to buy you dinner?
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Also, give him a moment... Oh, there it is.] Who said anything about buying dinner? We're going caveman hunter-gather style.
ahhh jumping back in for another snide remark I suppose
[He'll just laugh and shake his head here.]
I wish you the best of luck, of course.
[The tone says just the opposite, but there you go.]
Ah, sorry. I didn't mean to skip you. orz
You guys have been hunting your own food?
[He was busy imagining the three of them stalking some kind of wild animal
They're wearing pith helmets for some reason...when Izaya's laughter brings him back to the present.]I don't know if I could call myself confident right now...
Snide comments are the best comments.
I just wasn't sure whether to poke back in or not /awkward turtles
[He waves his hand lazily at the two, takes a slow step toward them, just to see if they'll jump.]
You two sound awfully excited about your little reunion though. Will you really be okay? Surely there's someone else to look out for you there?
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so she shrugs, glancing away with a huff. ]
Bad. Let's just say the monsters are the least of your worries.
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But it's already out of his mouth before he even finishes that thought.]
If the monsters are the least of our worries than what should we worry about?
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then her lips spread into a little sneer. ]
Demons.
[ haha okay sorry she just had to make that joke. :'| her expression turns serious again, one hand lifting up to poke his chest. ]
The ones inside you.
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Do you mean literal demons or are you just talking about someone having a dark side?
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...I meant problems. Issues. [ have you just confessed to having a dark side, mikado...? ] But literal demons have happened as well. [ ...says the demon tamer. ]
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[ Her eyes are a bit wide.
Guess who still doesn't know quite what game she's in. ]
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[Oh crap. What is he saying? He doesn't want her to worry. He hastily puts on a smile.]
But I'm sure she's just exaggerating! She does that. A lot. S-so it's probably nothing to worry about...
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If she did send you, we'd all be together again. The three of us.
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[Why is he always the last to know these things?
Are you okay? I've heard some pretty bad things about that place...
[Yeah just completely contradicting what he said five seconds ago about not worrying.]