Voice testing an old muse. Welp, someone's excited.

[mysticpanties]

Hey Mun. It's nice to know you're pulling me out and all. It's been a while since we last talked, and things get kind of boring in here sometimes.

Wait... what's that? You tell me daddy's been staying in a house full of vampires. Is one of them that tall guy in a red trenchcoat and hat you keep on talking about? THAT. SOUNDS. AWESOME!

[Oh no. Nonononono Trucy, you do not want to meet him.]

Oh come on now, you've just gotta send me there!

[She just... won't listen, will she?]

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[the_police_girl]

[Seras knows the only other person in the world with a red trenchcoat and hat is Carmen Sandiego, and she's pretty sure that woman isn't a vampire.

Or, you know, it could still be Alucard, and he'd just pretending to be a woman who's really enthusiastic about hide'n'seek because he gets bored sometimes...

Honestly, Seras wouldn't put it beyond him to do something like that, now that she thought about it.

But that's not what she's here for. Another part of what the girl said pinged her interest as well.]

Your... father is living with a house full of vampires? [She couldn't mean... Phoenix, did she? ....He... has kids??


/keywords.]

[mysticpanties]

Um yeah. But according to my mun, he hasn't met me yet.

[He adopted her, shhhhh...]

Hey, you wouldn't happen to be a vampire too would you?

[This girl will always be five steps ahead of you, Seras.]

[the_police_girl]

[Well, guess that cat's out of the bag.]

O-oh, yes, I am. [Little toothy grin?]

[But wait a minute--] He hasn't met you yet?

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[mysticpanties]

Wow, that's so cool!

[She seems a little too excited about this shocking revelation.]

Oh-- yeah. You see, my other daddy got in a bit of a mess when I was little. This daddy was his defense lawyer, and because I didn't have anyone else, he took me in.

[Aww, she seems a bit sad talking about this now. Poor Trucy.]

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[mysticpanties]

But, this just means I have two daddies now! I mean, how many people get that, right?

[Oh Trucy...]

[wright_idea]

H...how is that AWESOME?!

[mysticpanties]

Because vampires are so dark and mysterious. Just like werewolves or rock stars.

[One of these things is not like the other...]

I know! I've read Twilight!

[Trucy, even your mundane couldn't make it through Twilight. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN THERE?]

[wright_idea]

Clearly my older self is not doing a good enough job vetting her reading list.

For the record, these guys are DEFINITELY not sparkly.

[mysticpanties]

Hmm, if that's the case I should ask that knight lady who's been hanging around in my mun's head. She seems to know a lot about them.

[That's probably not a good idea...]

How has she been treating you by the way?

[She knows you've been living with her, at least.]

[wright_idea]

Well enough, I guess, for someone who has no concept of the word "please."

Although it's really some of her houseguests I'm more worried about.