expendable but so cute.

[undergrad]

Could you please stop reading those fics where I'm either dead or a passing plot device that winds up a mess like a bug on a windshield? It's getting more than morbid now, thanks. Why am I always leaving behind a mourning husband, anyway? Maybe I'll marry a girl! Shut up.

... Oh my God, no. I do not want a cup of frosted cocoa. I'm onto you, wise guy.

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[myownhand]

That's not much better then what I'm hearin' over here.

[though you may know what is being said. 8| ]

I don't understand how they get so much entertainment from us.

[undergrad]

Clearly I'm just that fun to mess around with.

[myownhand]

At least it means she likes you.

[SHE CAN'T OFFER MUCH HELP.]

[2cool4guardian]

[So. Grown-up Jamie. Right. He can totally deal with this. Uh-huh.]

At least you don't end up being a furry.

[...smooth, Jack. Smooth.]

[undergrad]

[ splUTTERING. Jack, pls. ]

Okay, you win.

[2cool4guardian]

I always win.

[So he still can see him. Good. Super super good. It's still kinda weird though.]

How is it going, big boy? You know, other than dying for the amusement of your mun.

[memorycollector]

Dead? Who would write something like that!?

[undergrad]

Uh, just. You know! No one, it's not ... important.

[ IT'S OKAY say the hands that wave casually. Haha!! No sad stories here, don't worry! ]

[memorycollector]

[NOPE. NOT OKAY. You're getting a hug RIGHT NOW.]

Just. Don't listen to whatever that mun of yours is reading, okay?

[snowymischief]

[Oh boy, if he's upset about the dead part now, Jack miiiiiiiiight not bring up the spirit thing.] I'll never get why killing us off always sounds like such a good idea.

[undergrad]

You never get killed off, Jack. You either wind up smooching Pitch or Bunny, or trapped in a cage underground, or losing half your power ... or you turn into a girl.

[ He's been privy to a lot, okay. ]

[snowymischief]

What, you think mine hasn't thought about killing me off? [BUT WOW, THOSE OPTIONS...] I think I'm gonna be sick. None of those sound good.

[jacksonoverland]

[He doesn't know who this is, but might as well chip in!]

You probably don't have to deal with rants about historical inaccuracies, though. Those are awful and boring.

[undergrad]

[ Holy moly. ]

Uh, hi. No, not really? [ Grinning, he steps up and peers at him all over. Kind of stupidly, he blurts out: ] Your hair's brown!

[ 'Scuse Jamie, he's never seen one of you dudebros alive-alive before. ]

[kingofnightmares]

[Excuse him while he chuckles in his respective corner. Oh Jamie. He does not pity you.]

[undergrad]

[ oooh OOOH OLAN ROGERS GET IN HEEERE. ]

Don't even get me started on you, there are so many tangents we could go down.

[witchofsass]

my mun says you should be grateful theres good fic about you at all :P
she cant find hardly any about me where im not some silly empty-headed idiot pining after my friend dave

[undergrad]

haha but there's like a ton of fic about you too and you're usually p cool! :D
i don't understand the reference of rapping mine just gave me but i hope it means you have a lot of fun.

[memoryguardian]

At least your mun isn't considering maiming you for the sake of their "feels."

[Huffpuff someone's not happy with their mun, Jamie, can you tell?]

[undergrad]

Wait, what? They can't do that to you, Tooth! [ Noooo, NOOOO. ;A; ] That's awful.

[inthemoon]

Is there something wrong with having a husband? [ this is a legit question, okay. there's a lot manny just still doesn't get about humanity. ] Companionship would be nice regardless, I think.

[undergrad]

No, it's just a ... kind of running joke, that's all.

wiki-fu, go!

[makeitmine]

[he is like 200 comments late but he's been trying to come up with other things to say than the first thing that came to his mind, partly because it's kind of rude, partly it's because it's stuff that doesn't need to be aired, but mostly because he doesn't need to horrify the kid and make everyone worry about stuff that's already happened.

so. instead:]

"Expendable"? Your mun can go hump a ticking tricobalt.

[undergrad]

[ Jim, did you just tell his mun to go tickle an explosive? lmfvldjk. ]

Exactly my thoughts. [ It's always nice when your childhood hero pops up to boost your ego. ] Hey, Captain.

[tonewlengths]

[Winces, oh, that's harsh]

I will never understand why they enjoy things like that.