On plotting and events at The Wake

[shepherdofthefrost]

Well whoop-dee-doo, you might as well stamp a lightning bolt on my head and change my name to Harry James Potter.

Are you trying to get me killed?

...Don't answer that question.

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[myownhand]

[.....]

What's goin' on now?

[shepherdofthefrost]

Funny you should ask, because it may be an eensie weensie little bit of your doing. Indirectly, of course.

[myownhand]

.....


I'm not even in th'game!

[DOES SHE HAVE TO COME FLYING IN THERE AND SHOOT SOME BITCHES?


SHE WILL.]

[shepherdofthefrost]

[ TRY SHOOTING SOME PITCHES INSTEAD. ]

You're right! But stuff has funny way of filtering through the mun grapevine and making it to the wrong people. Such as Pitch's mun.

You remember that one meme where I got sick, and you had to ask how, and it sort of took a downward spiral after that?

Yeah, that one. Pitch mun thought that was a pretty swell idea.

I'll give you three guesses where this is going.

1/....man idk i'll tell you

[myownhand]

[myownhand]

[myownhand]

[myownhand]

DONE.

[myownhand]

[Rushing forward to pull you into a tight hug--]

I'm sorry--!

GEEZ MERIDA CALM BREASTS

[shepherdofthefrost]

[ This...takes him by surprise. ]

You know, normally this is the part where I'd expect you to say "It's not mah fault!" But if you're not gonna, I will.

Because it's...not really your fault.

...WHY DID THAT LAST ICON CH-- oh well. AND DON"T TALK ABOUT HER BREASTS OMG

[myownhand]

[dioashioa]

I don't want y't'get hurt on account of something I said.

[or killed. Or anything.]

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A VERY HUGGLY ICON I WAS CONFUSED

[shepherdofthefrost]

....I'll be fine, really. Besides, I hear Sandy's coming soon, so it won't be all that bad.

I'VE BEEN RENAMING ICONS... I GUESS THE LINES MUST HAVE GOTTEN CROSSED.

[myownhand]

(ooc: /quietly makes up for with an ACTUAL huggly icon)

But what if he doesn't come? You'll be infected and-- and what happens then?

[DONT GO EVIL BRO.]

[memoryguardian]

Jack, is everything alright?

[Concerned fairy is concerned.]

[shepherdofthefrost]

Oh yes! Definitely! Everything is peachy at the moment. Just fine. Couldn't be better.

Key word being at the moment.

[memoryguardian]

Your mun is planning something awful, aren't they?

[A heavy sigh.]

I'm sorry, Jack. I know how that feels.

[shepherdofthefrost]

That about sums it up.

You too, huh?

[memoryguardian]

Yeah. My mun thought it'd be absolutely fun to have me shot full of bullets.

[shepherdofthefrost]

...That's...wow.

[ EXCUSE U TOOTH MUN HE'S DEEPLY OFFENDED YOU WOULD DO THIS TO HIS FRIEND. ]

[memoryguardian]

[As he should be!]

Oh, but, not to worry! I'm perfectly fine now, thankfully.

[nightlightly]

[ well, he doesn't get the reference, but thankfully, that's what his mun is here for.

have a little upset flailing in response, then!! because you're not his jack, but you're a jack, so this is terrible!!! ]

[shepherdofthefrost]

[ Blinking slowly. He's used to Sandy being mute, though, so it's not too much trouble deciphering the...uh, message. ]

Thanks for your sympathies, I guess?

[nightlightly]

[ glows!! insistently!! at!!

you just need more light, maybe. ]

[shepherdofthefrost]

[ More light would be good. And maybe a big rock to bust some heads with. ]

Woah, calm down! [ He holds up his hands. ] At this rate I'm gonna need sunglasses.

[nightlightly]

[ well, he can't help you with a rock, but he has a pointy staff??

oh! right. dimming slowly.. with an apologetic shrug. jack don't get yourself killed or anything ok. >: ]

[kingofnightmares]

A lightning bolt shaped scar. Hm.

That could be arranged, you know.

[shepherdofthefrost]

[ Yeah, don't think for a second he's gonna let that scare him. He plucks up all his bravado and sass in retort. ]

Can it at least be a snowflake? 'Cuz I'm not sure the lightning bolt fits with my look.

[kingofnightmares]

Sure it could. I could turn your hair black and give you some glasses...

The boy who lived, now in winter flavor.

[shepherdofthefrost]

If I'm getting a makeover, so are you. You'll have to lose the nose. And all your hair.

[kingofnightmares]

No one is going to be touching me and my looks.