probably headed to re_alignment next app cycle

[fun_police]

....

[Is this the part where he's supposed to complain?]

[No, really. A new Cybertron with a stronger leadership sounds like a million times better than the crap he's dealing with back home. Like, literally a million. He did the math just a moment ago.]

The colonization effort there seems to be going more smoothly. In fact, I'd say it isn't a total train wreck.

[That's a compliment. Take it as you will.]

Comments

[needlefingers]

"Fun Police"

Heh heh...

[fun_police]

[.... Fun police?]


[Just wait a fucking second here. That's his name?]

How very mature.

[needlefingers]

I didn't say anything.

[He just coughed. Or something.

For realsies.]

[fun_police]

Of course you didn't.

[Chromedome how long has he known you?]

I see your name is equally descriptive.

[Not that there's anything wrong with your needlefingers. He happens to find them endearing.]

[needlefingers]

[Well that makes one of them.]

My mun thought she was being funny.

Nearly got me in trouble with Rewind too.

[fun_police]

[....He got upset? Lol wat.]

Why? It was a gift you were forged with.

[Someone doesn't get the joke.]

[needlefingers]

Uh well

Nevermind. I think it's only funny to her.

[This calls for a subject change!]

SO! Cybertron huh?

Sounds like that'll be fun.

[flashdrive]

Well, you'd be the expert on trainwrecks.

[fun_police]

Yes, Rewind. I have investigated my share of train wrecks in my life time. It comes with being a detective.

[Subverted your insult short stuff. What now?]

[flashdrive]

[Glad to know you're still as warm and fuzzy as he remembers.]

And your mun WANTS to send you somewhere? I didn't think friendship was really your thing.

[fun_police]

I'm not emotionless.

[HE CAN MAKE FRIENDS. Sometimes.]

I care about my friends as much as you do.

[flashdrive]

[You could have fooled him.]

I know, I know.

Just...be careful okay? Chromedome would be pretty devastated if anything happened to you.

[fun_police]

....

[Did his face just soften a little bit? No no no, that's just your imagination.]

I can take care of myself. I'll be fine.

[shutupndrive]

So my mun informs me that you're less fun than Magnus.





Challenge accepted.

[fun_police]

[Oh no, it's a wild and free autobot maverick. Like he hasn't dealt with one of your types before.]

And who are you supposed to be?

[shutupndrive]

[Oh you just wait, Prowler~]

Name's Smokescreen~

[fun_police]

Smokescreen. Since you clearly don't know me I'll give you a little advice.

[Point.]

Keep in line and out of my way and we won't have any problems.

[He's such a charmer ain't he? Just a bundle of laughs!]

[shutupndrive]

....Oh you're going to be a lot of fun.

So tell me, Captain Fun Times, what designation do I need to be oh so scared of?

[fun_police]

It's Prowl.

[Look, he doesn't want to be this caustic. He just doesn't want to deal with all the dumb kids the Autobots tend to attract.]

[raceme]

We try to keep the peace. The monsters and occasional murder makes that difficult but no society is perfect.

[fun_police]

[Monsters and an occasional murder sounds manageable, at least.]

I have the full intent of assisting when I arrive. Peace in a situation like that can be shattered rather easily.

[raceme]

[Also a lot of Decepticons, but that's nothing new.]

More help is always welcome and Primus now that happens very often.

I'm Blurr.

[fun_police]

...

[Blurr? You look... different. Really different. But still speedy, so close enough. ]

Prowl.

[raceme]

It's there something wrong?

[He noticed the odd look.]

P...Prowl? You are not like the mech I know.

[fun_police]

Likewise.

[His Blurr is actually a bit taller than he is. And he has a little more bulk to him than this one.]

It's not a problem, if that is what you're asking.