Happily settling in at worldmart

[changelingdude]

Ok so...my roommate is a ninja.
Bugs Bunny works the produce department.
And the opening event is a evil carnival from a nineties rail shooter video game.

I take it all back dude, this place is AWESOME!

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[ravagedrose]

...No more Tofu before bed.

[changelingdude]

What? No way, it's wasabi peas that makes me have weird dreams.

This is just the new game my mun sent me to.

[ravagedrose]

I see.

...You're still a freak.

[changelingdude]

Aren't we all?

Come on don't be so sour. Your mun hasn't sent you anywhere yet have they?

[ravagedrose]

No, And she isn't about to.

[changelingdude]

So what have you got to be all prickly about?

[turns into the cutest hedgehog ever]

[ravagedrose]

[Newsflash. Rose hates animals, Correction - she hates everything.]

Tch, Whatever.

[changelingdude]

[ shifts back]

Come onnn, that's not an answer.

I think you need to relax a little and have some fun.

[ravagedrose]

I am relaxed!

[changelingdude]

Yeah, that's why only one of your icons is smiling.

Come on, you have to have some kind of want for adventure? To visit cool new places?

[the_gerber_baby]

...Ya can't possibly be happy about being drafted into that cockamamie place, can ya, kid?

[changelingdude]

It could always be worse. I mean being a janitor isn't exactly my first choice but at least I'm not like, in an asylem or dead.

[the_gerber_baby]

...Okay, you got a point there.

[changelingdude]

That's what I figure. There are plenty of worse games out there. At least in this world I'm getting paid.

[the_gerber_baby]

Can't say I like bein' somebody's plaything... but it's better than bein' experimented on or somethin'.

[changelingdude]

Totally dude. Besides when was the last time you were in a comic book?

No seriously, I'd read that book if I knew.

[the_gerber_baby]

Ah, lesse... when was Fear Itself? 'cause I had a mini durin' that. And I mighta been in the last Marvel Zombies thing, but the mun don't read those.

[changelingdude]

Oh you know what? I DO remember seeing you in the zombie title. You ate Bruce Campbell.

Anyway my point being even Canon can be a worse place to hang out depending on who's writing.