In which Kanon addresses his mun on... a LOT of different things

[loyalsubject]

You finally learned how to play that song. Congratulations.

[A small cough.]

You were starting to get on my last nerves.

[Is that an ever so humble smile to cover up those snarky words? Yeah.]

I know you were working diligently to achieve that goal and now that you've finished, you can move onto your cosplay. Though I don't know if I can agree with you staying up for three days straight minus two hours of sleep.

[How does his mun do it? Without falling over? Oh yes, that thing called a deadline! He knows how fear can strike in the hearts of many when it comes to having vitally important dates. After all, look at who he has as a boss. It's understandable. He unfortunately has to deal with not one, but two of them. FML. You be quiet mun.]

Hm? Well, don't feel bad about wanting everything to be perfect. Perfectionism and persistence are often key ingredients to life. Especially when it comes to completing tasks that must be dealt with urgently.

[Cue his mun laughing at him.]

A visit to Greece would be nice. But if she's there... You know I'd really not rather deal with Yuno Gasai again. I still haven't the faintest idea why she insists on calling me Princess. That nickname does not fit. The least she could have done was chosen something more suitable. Mr.Dietrich is also a rather peculiar person and I do hope that Mr.Sakigami doesn't insist on rambling on about eating Mr.Kengamine's child or I fear I might become nauseated again.

Miss mun, I swear you have it out for me, throwing me into all of these different ridiculous situations. By the way, you can't use the whip on me. You are not allowed. Sadist.

[Too late, Kanon. Your mun is not sorry. She will not apologize.]

Ah, yes I suppose you should speak with the others about final preparations. I'd really rather you not throw me into the fray of some horrible, twisted scheme of yours again.

edit: I can't believe you're making me stay in that. Can't I just leave? Please?

Comments

THIS I CAN'T

[terran]

Peculiar?

I am never listening to The Lonely Island again. You are evil!

[loyalsubject]

Did I say that out loud?

[Restraining order! Someone call Batman! Help!]

Goodness!

[apoisonedrose]

My, you seem to be getting all the fun~ This will be fun to observe.

[loyalsubject]

[Face palm]

Please stop using the word, fun, to describe what can only be truly considered a disaster waiting to happen.

[apoisonedrose]

Oh course it wouldn't be fun for you since you're the target. But it will be absolutely priceless to watch someone suffering.

mufufufu

[contractgranting]

[Obviously you do not comprehend the level of crazy he operates at.]

You complain too much.

-_-

[loyalsubject]

[It isn't the fact that he doesn't comprehend, it's the fact that he does not WANT to.]

I-I apologize.

[Gdi!]

[eaglesinmyeyes]

Your mundane is so generous for doing my work for me~

[AKA making your life a living hell. He's barely contining that laugh he has for your situation.]