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dear_mun2012-07-27 02:16 pm
squeak_squeaker) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-27 02:16 pm
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Kronk's hospitality fail
I sure met a lot of new friends the last few days, mun! Some super duper nice, some...uhh. Still working on their nice side.
But one thing really confuses me about all those people. [Focusing his thoughts, now. On the people. That was important!] Okay... here it goes.
Why don't they like free food? It doesn't matter if I offer 'em some spinach puffs or some cheesecake or cookies or a healthy salad or a fruit kebab... it seems like they're never hungry! Do you think they're eating when I'm not looking or that they eat different food that I dunno about yet, mun? [Kronk just didn't understand. If someone gave him some free food, he'd be over the moon! How come these people didn't want any?]
Wait. [Squint.] You don't suppose they're all allergic, right?
But one thing really confuses me about all those people. [Focusing his thoughts, now. On the people. That was important!] Okay... here it goes.
Why don't they like free food? It doesn't matter if I offer 'em some spinach puffs or some cheesecake or cookies or a healthy salad or a fruit kebab... it seems like they're never hungry! Do you think they're eating when I'm not looking or that they eat different food that I dunno about yet, mun? [Kronk just didn't understand. If someone gave him some free food, he'd be over the moon! How come these people didn't want any?]
Wait. [Squint.] You don't suppose they're all allergic, right?