whhhhhhhhhyyyy

[terribadger]

That is an awful username and you should honestly feel bad.

That aside, are you super serious about sending me to that place? I mean, I may be new, but everyone knows you tend to wuss out at the last second with these things. Don't be a cocktease and just man up already. No one is going to hate you and if they didn't want you around I'm pretty sure someone would have said something.

Besides, I cant leave those morons to fend for themselves, they might end up dead--

Oh. They have already? Then what the fuck are you waiting for? Write your fucking app! I clearly have some faces to punch.

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[gleans]

I could fucking kiss you right now. Despite the facepunches.

[terribadger]

I'm pretty sure that would result in more facepunches, to be honest. All of which you would deserve because apparently I cant leave you alone for five minutes.

[gleans]

Would it help if I told you I was there for eight months before I died?

[terribadger]

Ah-- [ I: ] Jesus Christ. These time shenanigans are going to drive me up a wall.

That being said, maybe you should try and break your record and last a little longer this time.

[gleans]

I'm trying, trust me. I'll beat the shit out of that record.

[terribadger]

You fucking better, or I'll beat the shit out of you.

[gleans]

I believe it! I believe it.

Anyway, psycho, I fucking miss you.

[terribadger]

Yes, I know. I miss your stupid ass, too. Hell, I miss everybody. Maybe if you're lucky miss mun will get her shit together and we can have a big heartfelt reunion.

If I could, I'd bring balloons. Alas.

[gleans]

We'll live without balloons. I'd hate to get you stuck there, too, though.

[terribadger]

Figured you'd say that. But I also figure that if we're going to be stuck somewhere, we might as well be stuck together.

And like I said before, you guys are obviously terribly lost without me.

[gleans]

You're right. However the fuck we made it this far is a mysterri.

[terribadger]

Oh no we're drifting into bad pun territory. And here I thought we were having a serious discussion.

[powerballad]

Lllllllady. [/TOUCH]

[terribadger]

Love of my life. [ touches tenderly. ] Tell me you've faired better than the boys.

[powerballad]

Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm like a queen, I rule them. But I definitely need some sort of helper.

Like the Earl of Lemongrab or something. Someone's gotta be around to declare dungeon.

[terribadger]

Do you have a crown yet? We should make you one when I get there.

I'll take that title. God knows this dying business is totally unacceptable.

[powerballad]

I don't have a crown or a bass. So I'm actually kind of a shitty queen. If you could possibly make me a bass when you get here, that would be also great. I already made you a tincan drumset.

[terribadger]

You'll always be the queen of my heart at least. [ winkwonk ] I can try, but I skipped most of my wood shop classes in high school, so it won't be very pretty.

Thanks for the drums though.

[powerballad]

No problem. I also skipped most of my drum shop classes. We'll be perfectly even.

[terribadger]

The shittiest band in the city.

Or the best, considering what I've heard about the place.