Voicetesting... here goes nothing.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

You know what this place needs? A hero!

...Wait, it doesn't?

Well then... This is awkward... So, uh, Mun, right? Where can I go? If I can't do much around here, I should go find some place that does need a helping hand. Right? Right.

There's just one thing I want to ask about... I don't really understand what you're trying to get at with the name. I don't really think I have a flavor, and I don't really feel like becoming one. Not that I'm not flattered that I'm a favorite, but [AHEM] I defeat the creatures that would want to eat people, not feed them. That's what a hero does, after all.

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From my insane Dick Grayson is Harry Potter AU. Because I have no shame

[dickandharry]

Yeah...there's kind of a lot of us hero-types to go around here.

I am not familiar with this shame of which you speak.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Really? Wow that... that's kind of a shock. N-not that it's bad! It's good that there's plenty of heroes to protect everyone!

[Just bad news that he'll have to top them in order to gain that respect and sense of belonging he so desperately longs for.]

Re: I am not familiar with this shame of which you speak.

[dickandharry]

[Unlike Ron, Dick's emotional range far outclasses that of a teaspoon, sp he actually picks up on it.)

I wouldn't let it worry you too much. You're legendary.

Shame, what is shame? I hear it tastes horrible.

[hero_of_smiles]

Our....favourite flavour? What kind of username is that? People don't like, lick you or something do they?

I hear it tastes like cake

[ourfavoriteflavor]

No, no, no one's ever licked me.

Well, except for Pegasus, but it wasn't because I "tasted good".

Is it any good?

[hero_of_smiles]

Oh, okay. Soooo, are you actually a hero?

[Just going to give you a very interested look. If it's a yes, welp, have an autograph book.]

[big_tough_girl]

[Meg withholds many, ah, interesting comments that she could make here.]

Come on, Wonder Boy. You mean there wasn't a Chocolate Chunkules yogurt flavour back when you became everybody's favourite celebrity hero?

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Meg...! [A-AHEM, that was a very excited sound and not at all heroic.] I mean, it's great to see you.

And yeah, I guess I did. Herculade too... [Boy, does he feel sheepish.] Guess the name makes sense now.

[big_tough_girl]

It's great to see you too, Herc.

[Small smile. She's always liked how down to Earth he is.]

It's a good name. Amusing, which is nice.

Because I just HAD to

[olympic_lion]

[Okay, he'll bite. What in Hades is this supposed to be.]

Ohdear...

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Can I help you, good citizen?

[Not that this gentlemen doesn't look capable of handling things himself, but as a good hero, Herc has to ask.

He is also blissfully ignorant.]

[god_not_goth]

Well hello, I was curious when I'd stumble upon you. You're certainly a favorite hero of my mundane so I know much about your world but I haven't stumbled upon anyone other than your birth mother.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

I seem to have quite a few fans around her---

Hera? [Well THIS is certainly a surprise!]

[god_not_goth]

Yes, certainly more motherly than the Hera of my universe.

[darkhonour]

And when a hero falls flat on their face they get eaten, maybe that's what she's getting at.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

I'll have you know, my good uh... [What the heck IS this guy?] Sir, that my mun doesn't mean that at all.

[HEY. Did you see how Nessus sent him flying into a small boulder? Did you see the Hydra get slashed open from the inside? Yeah. Been there, done that. And none of it has stopped Herc yet!]

[darkhonour]

But if you're not sure what she means how can you be sure it's not that?

[eyeofwildtiger]

Yeah, there's a few of us around here. ...uh, heroes, that is. Not flavors. I think. Who really knows with this place?

[ourfavoriteflavor]

[Dear Zeus man, what is with your strange get-up? Give Herc a sec to eye it before remembering his manners.]

Good to know I won't be on my own keeping this place safe. It seems... quite a bit larger than Greece.

[eyeofwildtiger]

Didn't know they had hero groups there, too. Cool.

[narrationsensations]

Herc doesn't like our song verse...

[narrationsensations]

Calm down; he just doesn't understand it.

[narrationsensations]

Well then, let's explain!

[To Hercules] It's because you're so gosh-darn SWEET, cutie~!

[distressed]

Well, well, well.

I dunno about flavors, but I'm sure this sinking shipwreck can always use another hero.

[ She means this...space. Not her. Well, yet. ]

[ourfavoriteflavor]

[Guess who's relieved, surprised, worried, and excited all at once? That's right. This guy.]

Meg...! Boy, it's sure great to see you! I-I mean, how have you been? [Smooth, Herc, smooth.]

And... what exactly is the damage on this place?