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[doingthemistything]

Mun, I don't get it. What do you find so hilarious about my first name...?

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[foulrate]

[Have a bit of obnoxious sounding laughter, Kirino!]

You don't know about the man you share a name with? Really?

[doingthemistything]

I know, but I don't see the significance. Yeah, I share a name with Mori Ranmaru. Big deal.

[foulrate]

[Another little chuckle in his throat -]

My mundane informs me your best friend is that Shindou fellow.
You understand what happens to him pertaining to mixi-maxing, right?

[doingthemistything]

That's something my mun's kept me in the dark about.

[And then he mutters something about "not so much his own" afterwards.]

[foulrate]

Nobunaga. He's fused with the aura of Nobunaga.

[You poor, misinformed thing.]

Do you understand yet?

1/?

[doingthemistything]

... Okay?

[doingthemistything]

[Give him a moment for it to actually sink in.]

3/5

[doingthemistything]

[Processing.]

[doingthemistything]

[Still processing.]

Okay, sorry about the spam--

[doingthemistything]

Wait, what?!

LMAO never apologize -

[foulrate]

You heard me correctly!

And, if I do recall, Nobunaga had a bit of a sexual relationship with that friend of his, hmm?

[Now to make this worse --]

So, what about you and that Shindou fellow? Friends with benefits?
Or maybe a little more? Is there anything you hide from your team, hmm?

[doingthemistything]

Friends with--We're too young for that!

[foulrate]

Hmm? You really think so?
Did you know the average age for men to begin masturbating is eleven, dear?
So I wouldn't say you're too young at all!

[doingthemistything]

[aksdjflasdj--DID YOU JUST CALL HIM DEAR--]

[foulrate]

[WHY YES HE DID]

Now, you get fused with Jeanne d'Arc, don't you, dear?
I'm almost not surprised, considering the sheer amount of prudishness reverberating off of you - did you know she was celibate?

It's a perfect match!

[doingthemistything]

[Man, what's with this sudden urge to punch someone in the face--]

French history's never really been much of a topic for me so I wouldn't know.

[foulrate]

My, they really don't teach much in that run down Raimon place, do they.

I'm really not surprised, though; you do seem like you haven't had the necessary sexual education.

[doingthemistything]

"Rundown"? I think not, you Teikoku has-been.

[foulrate]

[SPUTTERS --]

Has-been!? What do you mean by has-been, you Raimon mongrel!?

[doingthemistything]

Ten years past your time. Teikoku's a grand school, no doubt about that, but you haven't been on the team for... hmm, nine years by my time. I think that qualifies you as a "has-been".

[foulrate]

[H-HUFFS!! You're making him so irritated so fast --]

I'll have you know, I was a close childhood friend of your precious trainer, you mutt!
Offending me is like offending him!

[doingthemistything]

Not as close as a certain other two, I'm sure.

[foulrate]

T-t-that doesn't matter! Those two aren't relevant to the conversation at hand!

[He might have given a little stomp at that, too.]

... You - I'll take you down for talking like this!

[doingthemistything]

No? Neither was my school, yet you saw fit to bring it up anyway.

[foulrate]

That was different! You're going on the personal, you acidic little worm!

[doingthemistything]

[A nonchalant shrug.]

[foulrate]

...!!

[That's getting a fist to the nose - sorry, Kirino.]

Take back what you said! I am not a has-been - and you dared to insult my friendship with my dear captain!!

[doingthemistything]

[WORTH IT.]

Take back what you said about Raimon and I just might.

[foulrate]

I don't need to - Raimon is a terrible school compared to the grand academy of Teikoku, no matter how you slice it!

[doingthemistything]

Fine, then I won't take back a thing.

[foulrate]

[Oooh, fine - he stamps a foot then, before crossing his arms and turning away.]

... Fine! Perhaps the future Raimon... isn't as bad as I say.

Is that better?

[doingthemistything]

Yes. I take back the has-been comment, and the "insult" to your friendship with Kidou-kantoku.

... Though, to be fair, you got personal first.

[foulrate]

Hmm! I guess this means you've never been teased before, either.

I meant it all in good nature, you brat.

[Even though Henmi kind of runs off of grey and black morality, whoops.]

[doingthemistything]

The sexuality and the abnormally prudish thing were low blows, if you ask me.

[He's been teased before, yes, but... that...]

[foulrate]

You must be the life of the party among your friends, huh.

[doingthemistything]

[Please, this kid doesn't have the time for parties.]

Hmph.

[foulrate]

Oh, I must have struck another nerve. So sorry.

[Unfun unfun unfun --]

Do you not joke with your friends much, Ranmaru-chan?

[doingthemistything]

... Don't use my given name so freely.

[foulrate]

Why not? Too intimate for you, dear?

[doingthemistything]

Actually, yes.