On being sent to a few memes

[ladyofasgard]

Don't you think some of the memes out there are entirely inappropriate for a married woman such as myself, mun? I mean I don't mind some of them. Such as the domestic and marriage memes, but being held captive is going too far.

Please try to stick to some of the more tame memes if you must send me anywhere.

Comments

[spartacus]

I too agree captivity is unpleasant, but it spurs need for escape. Need for escape allows us to draw upon strength we did not know we possessed.

[ladyofasgard]

I'm not typically known for my strength.

[spartacus]

It is something we must all rely upon at some point in our lives.

[ladyofasgard]

I suppose you have a point....

[spartacus]

One that I wish I was not so well-aware of.

[ladyofasgard]

I am sorry for your troubles, stranger.

[spartacus]

As I am for yours. I wish you strength and favor from the Gods for your own.

[poisontongued]

I suppose being bride to the Allfather is excitement enough?

[ladyofasgard]

Do you mock your own mother, Loki?

[poisontongued]

Mock?

I do not mock.

I question the woman who would choose to be with such as he.

[ladyofasgard]

Odin was not always the stern man you know him to be, Loki.

[poisontongued]

No...he was once far worse.

How many of the Nine Realms speak the name "Odin" with venom and hatred?

[ladyofasgard]

Yet you used to listen to his war stories in rapture just as your brother did.

[magic_elk]

There are far worse places to be sent. Tempting these minds is most unwise, as they tend toward the sadistic.

[He would know, his mun is considering sending him off to a game soon. He's quite sure that it would be a less than pleasant time for him.]

[ladyofasgard]

[Two Lokis. Well, at least this one seems a bit more stable. She's not sure if she should be wary or relieved]

That is sound advice, son.

[magic_elk]

[Hah. If she thinks there are only two, she knows not how cursed the world truly is.]

Then perhaps you will heed another and abandon Asgard before I end it.

[ladyofasgard]

[She's steadily learning that her son has multiplied himself quite a bit]

You know I will not leave Odin's side, Loki.

[magic_elk]

[Well, a boy could dream, couldn't he? He sighs.]

Then you will watch him bleed. I will stop for nothing.

[Not even you, mother, though the words are left unsaid. He loves her dearly -- she is perhaps the only one in Asgard that he loves -- but he cannot simply dismiss all his plans for her request.]

[ladyofasgard]

Loki, stop this nonsense about destroying Asgard. It is your home, no matter how slighted you might feel.

[This was all said in a disapproving motherly tone of voice. Like he was five years old and caught causing mischief among the servants again]

[not_insane]

[Here have a Loki that actually likes you.]

The mundanes are deeply troubling at times. I hope that yours is not doing anything horrific to you mother.

[ladyofasgard]

Oh no. Not just yet at least.

[Loki dear, mother's glad to see yet another of you!]

[not_insane]

That is good. My mundane personally is delighting in the fact that I am not from the popular universe where I am the villain.

So as it is, other than Thor, yourself and I imagine father as well if I ever see him all my other allies have and will react poorly to my presence.

[ladyofasgard]

[A Loki who wasn't chaotic and destructive? She couldn't help smiling. This, yes, this was her boy]

I am glad, my son. It is good to see you in such a light...

[not_insane]

Yes though I believe it is at the cost of the universe balancing things so to speak.

Thor is sadly in the mental position of the other versions of myself you are familiar with.

[smarhrio]

If this fiend does not show you respect then I shall thwart them in every attempt for captivity! [ No one picks on mom, okay? ]