dear_mun | Jul. 10th, 2012

Jul. 10th, 2012

Yeah, I agree. She does have the cutest smile.

Yo, mun. Seriously? Didn't we do this dance before? You really think you're going to log the time between two different places? Please. Think we both know you're bein' pretty damn stupid right about now. And don't you start blamin' me. I don't care where I throw down so long as the scenery is good. If you wanna be one of those people with a hand in more than one pot, then you go right the hell on ahead. Just don't bitch if you can't hang because I don't feel like listenin' to it. Got it?

Good.

Now where can a girl have a little fun around here?

saxsongs

Lady, while I'm touched by your concerns, I can tell you that I don't miss anyone yet. I haven't been in the game long enough to miss anyone.

I wouldn't mind seeing them around, but it's not absolutely necessary. They have a band to think about and I have all the ladies of the Pokémon world to keep me company...

Well, at least after I get out of the Rocket base and see the world around me. Really, lady, you could have offered me a better position... it's hard to make friends when you're in a criminal organization.

iceshards

Finally considering it?

...

It's been a long time coming.

1000masksofglass

I'll do it!

If there's a role you want me to play, Miss Mundane, you know I'll do it! I know I may not always be the most reliable of muses ever, but when it comes to playing a part you have in mind, I'll give it my best shot!

So, what's the story this time? I see a lot of those survival-horror types seem to be all the rage these days...why not? I'm up for a challenge! Or maybe a mystery? I'm not the smartest or anything, but that could end up being a lot of fun too, especially if working with an ensemble cast!

Don't leave the choice up to me! I really stink at making decisions!

iwasspartacus

You are disappointed that you cannot find more pictures of me. This is your perspective on the situation.

I am not disappointed at all: I am pleased. Very pleased. I don't like having my picture taken, or shown everywhere. I would have an anxiety attack. The flash could give me a migraine. Or bring up memories. I'm sure it must be damaging to my eye.

This is simply proof that you have chosen the wrong cousin. You should choose Diego. He would enjoy it.

No no no no no no. If you do this, I'm going to die.

...

Now you've done it.

I'm going to die.

bullockhead

This is new. Interesting scenery, full of... characters. Myself technically included, but I'm not splitting hairs. You think I'm funny, which is... your opinion... I do think you might be downplaying some of my more appealing traits when -- what's funny here? Not this username, that's just insulting. I'm much more charming and (I'll be blunt) in-shape than every other version out there, why can't you focus on that? It's an inside joke, isn't it? I only share a first name with that guy, any of those other comparisons are shallow at best. And if it's about my attitude -- fine, who am I to police what sort of "contrast" amuses you or not?

Get it? "Police." See, I can make jokes too.

Maybe I don't get it. But come on now. Sweetheart, I really think this could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

Right?

Hello?

notthatfenrir

Thanks so much Mun, for writing that fic/log/nightmare-thing. Really. [The sarcasm's just dripping, here.] I told you I didn't wanna deal with her, and not only do you make her tormenting me the focus of it, you had her call me by my name! Three times! [Fen dislikes people calling him by his whole name as it is, but when she does it it just makes his skin crawl.]

Let's leave her outta stuff now, huh? Unless we're turning her into an ice sculpture or something.

itwasapromise

Oh, that's good! It's a shame Mayu and I won't be in the same room, but she's not that far away. And we're out of the village, too.

whatisreality

Hey. Typist. One episode? That's all it took? One episode and BAM I'm here? I could say a few things about that but why bother? You already know what I think of this. Watch - now that you've started liking my show it will get cancelled. You're a curse to new shows. Why don't we pretend that we never met?

stopmovingthefurniture

Being in a different state every night when your blind is bad enough, but being in a whole new world without the rest of the Flock? And don't start singing freaking Aladdin or I'll hit you.

Okay, yeah, I get that Max is gonna be there, but that's not the same as having the entire Flock. We just got back together, I don't really want to be separated again.

And you're not even listening to me. Fine, whatever. Do what you want. But just so you know, I'm going to sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow really loudly whenever you work on my app.

So ha.

legacyyellow

I know it's been quite some time, but we go back a long way, don't we, mun? Don't worry too much about sending me anywhere specific. I retired some time ago, and unless my friends need me, there's plenty to do elsewhere.

Not that I'd say know to taking on the title one more time. I bet Kim's going to think I'm out of shape after sitting back for so long. We'll definitely give her a surprise, won't we?

hulk

You know, uh. Most people-- Correction, most sane people don't get so, uh, giddy? Yeah, giddy over the prospect of somebody getting punched in the face. Or, um, various other areas.

Just saying.

Same goes for the whole, er. Being ridiculously pissy at the head of a massive shadow government type agency with a whole bunch of trained people ready and willing to shoot at somebody.

So. ...You might possibly want to get that looked at. Because-- That's not normal. At all.

Oh, and for that o-other stuff. It's only two weeks. We'll both get along fine without-- Without that. All right? So none of that now. You can spend that time doing, uh. Other things. Things that don't involve me getting kicked around like an old tin can.

alterdreveries

You know... When you first sent me to Somarium, I was a little mad. I forgive you though, my dear mundane. Somarium is a really nice place and I've got so many people there that I care for already. I won't say that it's better than home. While the Lost Ground can be pretty barren at times in certain places, it is still home. No matter how bad it might get. Home is home, right?

I know that you're used to being chewed out by the others. I sincerely apologize for how the others treat you. I would like to take this chance but to say.... Thank you so much. I can't say that enough. Really... Thank you so very much.

Thanks to you and your friend who linked that ... ATP thingy [?], you were able to bring Tachibana-san and Ryuhou here. I know it's not right to make them come here, but it does make me a lot happier. It's thanks to you that I might get to see Kazu-kun soon.

Thank you so much!

chaoswitch

Do not take me away from my paradise to play in one of your games. I have better things to do than humor you. The path to rebirth is a long one and one I don't intend to let you distract me from.

[ Sigh. ]

Truthfully? You're almost as bad as Pietro with these things.

cutesy

( end game spoilers huffpuff )

suffering_sappho

Golly! So you're telling me I'm going to play a game with a whole bunch of aliens from across a whole bunch of galaxies where I get to fight as much as I want and can create infinite booze?

Holy @!*#(!, that is so keen!

Hey, do you think there are any cute girls there?

aphoenixsong

The pain of the past mustn't stop me from allying myself with one of the few who can out-wit and defeat Voldemort. I trust Gellert will give this problem his full attention. He and I alone know the limitations of the Elder Wand, after all.

You needn't worry yourself on my account, Mun. Tom has gone far enough and I do not blame Harry for failing. The task I gave him was far too great.

ironteen

You know, seeing these older mes around makes me think one thing in particular: Pepper was so wrong about the facial hair thing.

So when are you getting around to finding me some place to go? It's getting really boring without a proper lab or at least something to work on. It can't possibly be as hard as you're making it out to be, right? You look through some games, you find one you can write the app for, and there we go. Just make sure it's somewhere I get to keep the suit, alright? And Extremis better be staying with me too, there is no way am I giving that up. I'll even settle for having it restricted to my own equipment or something.

And another thing... the lurking is getting creepy. No, seriously, with a capital C and everything. You're never going to "get a good grip on me" if all you do is sit on the sidelines and worry about messing up before you even try. I promise I'll go easy on you.

unsc_rabbit

Yes sir I've seen a lot of combat. Never felt like it was forced on me, sir. Dr. Halsey gave us all purpose and the tools to fulfill that purpose, I'm proud to be able to serve.

No- I don't think-

Respectfully sir, I am not "a big woobie who just needs some hugs."

If my records are going to produce such a...strong reaction perhaps you should leave off, sir. They aren't for civilian eyes anyway.

baywatch

It's about time you realized how much you need me, Moo. What do you mean that's not your name, it clearly is. Anyway now that I'm here, you better believe I'll need some things here and there. Cute girls, a higher statues, hmm Oh I guess my fiance as well. She needs a handsome man like me to protect her after all.

Now while you're over there playing with your little magic word box, I'll be over here admiring myself in this mirror. Thanks, moo.

-Hahn of the Water tribe

whitescalesbigmouth

...I've nothing to say to you right now mun.

Letting Crmsn hurt me like that? How could you?

100yearsgone

Come on, mun, you're starting to make me nervous. Just give it more time and stop checking the apps page! You'll hear back soon, I know it.

Besides, worst case scenario is they ask you to fix a few things, no big deal, you've done that plenty of times before. It'd be nice if I you got me in on your first try, just saying...

I've wanted you to send me to

adstringendum forever, and now that I'm finally almost there, I'm not going to let your impatience or scared feelings ruin it! I mean, this isn't even about you, it's about my friends and I!

[ Sigh. ]

Just cool it already, please.

hearme

I am not here for your entertainment, girl. Do you genuinely think that you can place me in some godforsaken locale and watch me for your voyeuristic entertainment? I am not some dancing whore. I should have your eyes ripped out from their sockets for such considerations.

Sort yourself out and find a new "muse". I am not interested.

tokyo_vampire

Mun..I wish you would stop upsetting my brother in such a way. Why must you bring up things that you know he has been dwelling upon?

[It's not like you'd admit to these things on your own. How else would he know your feelings about his relationships?]

...If he is happy then that is what matters. That is all I truly wish for.

[Mun is giving him a look..because seriously? Just proving her point for her.]

Please, mun...I do not want to hurt my brother and making him doubt the decisions we've made would do that. These dreams are doing nothing but putting a strain on us. I hope you are satisfied enough to stop.

getsthelastword

Okay, Mun.

Three things you suck at:

1. Writing drunk
2. Writing sexy
3. Mastering the Italian language

I'm just saying, method acting. Go out and meet a drunk, sexy Italian.

Your life would be a lot more interesting.

Sincerely,

Damon di Salvatore

PS. Have I told you lately that I hate you? Not a fan of the whole "butt monkey" thing. Seriously. Dick move.

hydrokhoos

.. Don't look at me like that. Trust me, I know it's not healthy, and I knew it a long time before I was ever introduced to modern psychology. He's an asshole who treats me like an object instead of a person, but it's either love him or.. I don't know. I'd say 'go mad', but madness would be a blessing, and I'm not sure he'd allow it. Just to be a dick.

And like Tartarus I'm not talking to Apollo just because Zeus is an irrationally jealous, possessive, controlling jerk.

would_kindly

You're... putting me two places? I hope you change your mind before the app cycles come up. Just because you're... gonna get me some new icons and you're excited about commissioning them doesn't mean you need to... use them.

[He sighs.]

I just... think you're being a bit hasty. And just 'cause you've had the app written for, I dunno, a month already... I'm just gonna cross my fingers and hope I get rejected.

tyrannosaurus_rex

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divamaycry

So many angels here.

[A smile]

This will be fun.

bedeviledspider

Excuse me?!

I am not going to be a "brat" to this Patrick guy. I just happen to be very particular about who takes the name Scarlet Spider.

You know why.

gumthief

A nice vacation in a real magic castle sounds like a dream come true, but you know I won't be able to go if you don't write up that application for me, ya slowpoke. This RP thing would go a lot easier for some of us characters if you'da gotten your fat butt in gear months ago.

So get a move on it already, tout de suite. I'm tired of waitin' around.

stabbed

Sonunda, mundane! We finally speak! [ he makes that sound exaggerated . . . or maybe not! it did take long to get off the training wheels . . . ]

--Or rather, I finally speak, hm? I was beginning to worry.

Neyse, some advice. [ he lifts a finger, but smiles. ] Kastlarınızı gevşetin. [ gesturing ] You are way too tense, and worrisome-- over things that are not meant to be taken so seriously! It's not good for one's back, you know. Just look at our Mentore.

[ yusuf what are you doing you do not sound like ezio you are not even italian

but anyway . . . ]

You will do fine, my friend. You are doing fine already. [ hopefully-! ]

chosen_gigolo

Okay look. I know I'm the sexiest thing on two feet but really. These smut memes have got to stop! What is your fascination with sticking me with guys, anyway?! And slavery? Really?

Don't give me that crap about it being a story and just "wait and see". I know what you've done to me in the past and it's my ass on the line here! Literally!

At least you're not giving me any more crap in the bubble. Damn that was a mess. Honestly I prefer the sex over that kind of emotional mess.

sentryslinger

Miss Mundane,

I'm not sayin' that you can't stand around daydreaming all day about these plots and stories you've got goin' on with those other characters you've got. I'm just sayin' that the workplace ain't no place to do it. When you've got a job, you oughtta stick to it until the work day is over, even if it's not much fun. If you aren't focused on the task at hand, you're never gonna get anywhere, and then you get behind. If ya couldn't find the interest to do it when you had the time, what makes you think you're gonna want to do it later?

After hours, you can do whatever you want. It's just a recreational hobby at that point, not somethin' that keeps your mind off all the work you've gotta do. Come to think of it, you bringin' me here to post this really isn't helpin', either.

So let's get back to work, alright partner?

replicatedcourage

I'm not really happy about what you have planned, Mun. I know you keep saying it'll be okay but I have my doubts! This Ghirahim dude is really creepy and he keeps calling me a toy and then saying we're brothers. That doesn't even make sense! I mean, either you're mean or you're not, right? You can't be mean and nice in the same breath, it's too confusing.

At least Johnny's there for me, even if you're not. He'll keep me safe if I can't handle it on my own.

...right?

curiousity

Dear Mun,

I am certainly surprised that you are willing to consider sending me to another strange world. Will it be a world with Simon and Miss Yoko and the rest of the Dai-Gurren brigade in? It will be for the best that it is.

Yours,

Nia Teppelin

the_monsters_mother

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure meeting the... Old me would go down too well.

The family history got a little messy.

notvanquished

Well, I suppose it does make sense that I turn out differently from my counterpart, considering that he grows up in another world with a kingdom and a little sister to look after. It's kind of hard to swallow at first, though. Heylel and the rest - in the other world, I mean - would have trouble believing that boring, stuffy, killjoy Prince Marc could be anything like his mother.

A question, though: Arzei Bohnleid III? Were you seriously contemplating that? Not that I object, of course, since it would be a great honor ~~and I can't exactly be King Airyglyph XV anymore~~, but I think my parents (and the extended family) would like to have a fresh start, with New Aquor and all.

Okay. Yes, I realize that I'm starting to sound like Mother. And I haven't even said that I'm bored... not yet, anyway.

ofbravery

Ach, mun! You mean ta tell me, there's a whole wide world of adventures out there for me, and you're only just considerin' sendin' me ta one? Now, what's the fun in that? The more the merrier, I say!

[Yeah, she don't curr about time limitations. No excuses. She wants out of this headspace.]

Look, could you get a move on with it, at least? Turn the wheels! We don't have all day, now! Better put me somewhere before I break out of here and pick somewhere ta go have adventures myself!

changextherules

Dear darling Mundane,

Really, you need to settle on a site. This is what? Site number...5? Are we only going to play one of the storylines that you've developed for me or put both up for the choosing? Both? Well, that does expand the horizons a bit, I suppose.

You really should find me people to play with. Put me in a game? Um, no. They all seem a bit...traumatic for me. Besides, it seems like they would limit your creative freedom. I know you hate it when that happens, darling.

While we're here, don't let me collect dust. Find me someone, or a bunch of someones, to play with. Keep me entertained.

imbruedhands

Hmph.

This plan will not impede my path.
The gods will come first and they will die.

bullyingtendencies

It was obvious last time you dragged me into your weird hobby that it was a bad idea. Stop before it’s too late so I can go back to pretending this type of thing doesn’t actually happen.

Do you even have a reason this time? I bet it’s something stupi--

...You’re getting a pet guinea pig? You should name it Stripe.

[ I’m not naming it that. Stripe is lame and overused. ]

Your face is lame and overused.

3rd_st_sinner

Yeah, see, this is why I like Stillwater better than Japan or China. Too much politics in the Triad and Yakuza. In Stillwater, someone steps on your turf and you cap their ass. None of this posturing and scheming for control and shit that makes soap operas look tame.

All we care about is bitches and blow really.

born_from_mist

Uhm... I-I'm sorry that you had a bad day, Miss Mun... but a-another game? I guess it's okay but... this one sounds a little, uhm... s-scary.

[He wrings his hands.]

The one y-you have me in has the moon falling but... I-I'm not sure about this.

akuzesurvivor

[Potential 3rd game and ending spoilers in comments.]

Go ahead and take the rest of the week off, kid. We'll finish up this battle prep just fine. Plus, you've got packing to do.

Can't say I'm crazy about your plans for the fight—dying once is enough for anyone—but if it's an opportunity to find out how the war at home's doing, I can handle it.

dr_mrs_the_monarch

Oh god, really? Now you want to play me, or wherever? What are you going to do? There's not a Guild here, there's not even a Cocoon. Where is the Monarch? Timtom and Kevin?

I've worked too hard at making this theme to start from scratch all over again. I don't want to go back to arching on my own and I will not hench for someone else.

So, I don't know...get me a phone and I'll call someone.

innovatively

"Voice testing"?

I believe that translates as a poorly veiled excuse to play.

But very well. I have all the time in the world. Let's share our plans for the future, you and I.

kartoffelstampfer

Your reactions are embarrassing. You send me there. You chose the year. Admittedly, two or three years earlier would have been preferable, but the decision has been made. Now make sure to straighten out that mess and stop pitying France. Or England. Or anyone. It's a sign of weakness and I have no use for a weak soldier. Focus and get your mind in order!

And stop giving me that look. I'm fine. And so will you be as long as you don't grow any strange ideas. Just do your job. And do it correctly. Now go.

gothamscop

I'd just like to point out that just because you did this for District Attorney Dent doesn't mean that you need to attempt this for me. That actually had a point, and my story well doesn't. I'm not even in the comic books. You have nothing.

I'm disappointed. TV [he draws quotation marks in the air with his fingers before leaning back, putting his hands back in his pockets.] "spots", and a few apparently not private details from my jacket do not make you capable of understanding me at all. [How did that get out. How did all of you read it. Seriously.].

I mean, you were in a police academy you of all people should know that any thing I say could very well be termed libel. Or even slander. you really can't wait ten days?

[His writer attempts to explain. Words are used. Words like "San Diego Comic Con" and "Stuff always happens." Also "I do what I want" and "Yolo." he can only hold up a hand and wait for her to stop babbling.]

I'm going to stop you right there. If you use Yolo and I do what I want as an excuse then we can just part ways now. I refuse to offer you any sort of...of handholding when the inevitable name dropping and chastising by anonymous occurs.

You're okay with that? Really? And you'll wait ten days instead of attempting anything? Good

And no. Attending a comic book convention does not count as a religious observance, holiday, or reason for anything strange and unusual. [How did he get into this. Seriously. :/ these writers.]

samocchio

Just wanted to get a good word in for myself, here, since you've been paying me a little more attention, lately. You've got him in a few games, right? Doesn't that get to be... well, a headache? Look-- I know what you're going to say. And I get it, I do; it's hard to say no to those soulful, puppy-dog eyes. But I can handle myself, take care of things, and I guarantee I'm less of a pain in the ass. He knows it, I know it, so... there's no hurt it trying, right? Just think about it.

outcasted

I wouldn't say no to stretching my legs a little, you know how I am. But you have a lot on your plate as it is, and it seems that no matter where I go it won't exactly be easy for me to fit in.

I think memes will do for now.

lightyin

Those...memes you keep pushing me at.

You can stop that any time now. I thought you'd get it the first couple times you didn't get a response, but I guess not.

At least you haven't yet found another game to put me in, so I'm still safe from that.

tomahawker

I know, I know. I've been loud. But hey, you'd be pretty loud too if you were kept inside of your little space and only let out every so often!

burnthiscity

I thought we'd both established you didn't have time for me. You're nothing more than a mere human-- I shouldn't be surprised you would try to take on more than you can handle. If you do go through with finding a place suited to me, it will only quicken your downfall.

painteddoll

Yes, yes, precious. That is, as they say, doing it right.

Romance, indeed. I'll tend the locks, you eat the keys, and no one who doesn't deserve it will have to live in a cage, ever, ever again.

guidetohell

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twotailmechanic

Wow. I didn't think this would happen. I know you've wished for a crossover to happen, but I never imagined it actrually happening.

Granted, it's for next year, but I'm glad you're happy at least. Don't feel bad for not being up to date with those Mega Man comics. You don't have much money and you're not close to any comic-book stores.

Current Mood: surprised

I think we have issues.

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