If you hench in a world without arches, does it makes a sound?

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

Oh god, really? Now you want to play me, or wherever? What are you going to do? There's not a Guild here, there's not even a Cocoon. Where is the Monarch? Timtom and Kevin?

I've worked too hard at making this theme to start from scratch all over again. I don't want to go back to arching on my own and I will not hench for someone else.

So, I don't know...get me a phone and I'll call someone.

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[the_mighty_monarch]

I'm right here, baby!

[He, on the other hand, seems rather gleeful.]

Have you looked around this place? It's like a supervillain's wet dream! That's it, I'm calling it, we're on a mayhem-causing vacation!

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

Monarch, is causing mayhem really a vacation sort of thing?

[the_mighty_monarch]

Well, no idiot henchmen, no fucking creepy moppets? Sort of a vacation.

[But he smiles, and actually dips her]

But point taken! We're in the multiverse now, baby, let's have some fun with that. A real vacation. Never actually had one of those, have we? Honeymoon was kind of a bust...though a delicious one.

[Because take everything else away? This is a man who appreciates how gorgeous his wife is.]

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

[dipped, with a low rumbling laugh.]

Sweety, a second honeymoon is a great idea! Maybe would have liked Bermuda or Spain better, but this does have an upside of no henchmen and no Ventures.

[the_mighty_monarch]

Exactly! I can actually relax without worrying about any schmucks showing up and ruining it! No distractions! Just you, me, some wild and crazy adventures...

[And he may just hold her closer, at this point. For reasons.]

And some adventures just for us. Of the carnally olympic variety!

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

Ohh Monarch!

[A fetching blush and the deepest giggle heard by man.]

I think we can definitely go for the gold.

[the_mighty_monarch]

[To him, it's the most beautiful of music. He grins, kissing her deeply, finally bringing her back to the upright]

Gah, if you were any hotter I'd freaking melt.

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

So, I've been thinking, the lady out there has no idea where to send me or what to do with me. Your fella have plans for you?

[the_mighty_monarch]

Please, other than creating me, the last time my operator had a good idea was probably sometime in the mid nineties.

We're going to have to manage this one ourselves, I think.

[dr_mrs_the_monarch]

As usual. I'll get the clip board and pens, you get the coffee and those Pepridge Farm cookies we like. We can brain storm.

[the_mighty_monarch]

Done and done. Oh, uh, you want the ones with the white chocolate chunks? I mean, I don't mind either way, right? But whatever you want.