oh boy oh boy oh boy

[bullockhead]

This is new. Interesting scenery, full of... characters. Myself technically included, but I'm not splitting hairs. You think I'm funny, which is... your opinion... I do think you might be downplaying some of my more appealing traits when -- what's funny here? Not this username, that's just insulting. I'm much more charming and (I'll be blunt) in-shape than every other version out there, why can't you focus on that? It's an inside joke, isn't it? I only share a first name with that guy, any of those other comparisons are shallow at best. And if it's about my attitude -- fine, who am I to police what sort of "contrast" amuses you or not?

Get it? "Police." See, I can make jokes too.

Maybe I don't get it. But come on now. Sweetheart, I really think this could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

Right?

Hello?